Dockside Supernatural Squad Crew Announcements

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:01 pm

Here is a list of those promoted to the Dockside Supernatural Squad Crew. This will be effective IMMEDIATELY on Thursday, April the 9th, 2015!

Lilith -- Now promoted to the title of "Bloodguarde Lilith".
Position: Tax collector. If you do not pay your taxes while using the docks, Lilith will have full reign to burn your ships after raiding you. That's if I remember which ships haven't paid their taxes...

Tara -- Now promoted to the Human Resources head.
Position: Make sure everyone gets along.

Nana -- Now promoted to the title of "Lil' Slugger Nana"
Position: Squire of Dockside.

Announcements

Dear Slavers,

If you come to use the docks be prepared to die unless you are of the name "Anubis Karos". I will not allow the docking of any other slave merchants unless you are him.

Dear Spice Traders,

Have your taxes prepared BEFORE docking. If you do not you will be viewed as a threat and eradicated ( if I remember ).

Dear Overlord Isle Tourists,

If you want to visit Overlord Isle the ferry will be opened to you for a nominal charge. Please be good and do not do anything that will upset the Orcs and Goblins I have hired to patrol the docks.

Dear people complaining about the stink being even worse than before,

Undead minions stink. Deal with it.

Dear people who claim I can't do any of this,

I have ten mana-bombs and an ichy trigger finger saying I can.

Open Position Request

If you're looking for a position on the Dockside Supernatural Squad Crew feel free to ask.

*Matt Simon need not apply, and IF I EVEN SEE AN RASG SHIP FLY OVER DOCKSIDE I WILL BE SETTING FIRE TO EVERYTHING I CAN GET MINE HANDS ON, YOU HEAR ME MATT SIMON?!

Post by **Goldglo** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:08 am

Only cloaked ships over Dockside. Got it.

Matthew Algiers Simon
Commander, RASG

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:07 am

Goldglo wrote:Only cloaked ships over Dockside. Got it.

Matthew Algiers Simon
Commander, RASG

Do not trample over mine sovereign airspace! I will allow you to send ONE patrol ship overhead, but only ONE. IF I SEE ANY WEAPONRY THROUGH MY TELESCOPE THEN KNOW THAT I WILL TAKE IT AS AN ACT OF DEFIANCE! Tara, as HR head, can be liaison between Dockside and RASG organizations.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:48 pm

ANNOUNCEMENT -- NEW ARRIVALS

Yasmin -- Now promoted to the title of "Yasmin of the Bleeding Tongues Clan"
Position: I'm putting you in charge of an orc crew. If you aren't threatening people on the docks, then something is wrong.

G · Post by G » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:22 pm

Spell wrote:Dear people who claim I can't do any of this,

I have ten mana-bombs and an ichy trigger finger saying I can.

You're so cute, thinking you have political power. Shall I set the undead armies of Battlefield Park against you?

G

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:27 pm

G wrote:You're so cute, thinking you have political power. Shall I set the undead armies of Battlefield Park against you?

G

THIS IS NO POLITICS.

We could team up if you'd like. I'm sure I could find a few things knocked off the back of boats to trade you for number of ghosts and zombies.

Aaliyah · Post by **Aaliyah** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:12 pm

Services up for bid.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Awkward · Post by **Awkward** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:59 pm

BOSS MAN! G MONEY! --Is that what they call you? someone told me to call you that.

Keeper of Death and your Squire reporting in!

I can start raising the armies in Battlefield Park, just give me the go ahead!

And tacos please. We'll need lots of tacos.

Totally for the army. They get super hungry.

(Okay and a few for me.)

Post by **Goldglo** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:51 pm

In regards to Battlefield Park, I say only this: Harm the meswen trees and there'll be hell to pay.

Matthew Algiers Simon

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