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King · Post by **King** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:08 pm

Pics or it didn't happen.

KieranMcMullet · Post by **KieranMcMullet** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:36 pm

i seen her as she was passin by a store

she come out with the pickles and ice cream i swear it

this is the pic i snapped of her when i said yo kenzi ur hot!

she smiled yo and was glowin

proof

MagnoliaFan2000 · Post by **MagnoliaFan2000** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:37 pm

Man, no way! I mean, I like the extra chest and all, but the thought of one of those squirrelly guys getting up on her and getting my sweet, innocent Kenzi pregnant...

The thought just repulses me.

How could this happen! Oh whoever this Jason is needs a sound thrashing!

Mags

QueenofSomething · Post by **QueenofSomething** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:19 pm

Alright look.

I've been reading this blog since it started and my grrl Kenzi ain't hooking up with no Jason or Raliegh and a big HELLZ NO to hooking up with Harris.

My grrl Kenzi has class and taste and while that pic looks like she could be sporting the bump, clearly the seed would have come from someone a little classier.

I'm thinking that she finally hooked up with hottie mchotterson Kalamere. There's a slight chance that Bane got into her pants because he seems like the smooth, innocent type but I ain't buying it too much.

Of course, the only one who's got the power, strength, and standing to fill my grrlz belly with baby batter is clearly Jake. She's had a hot crush on that boy since Day Two.

But hey, it could be that Gnort guy cause he said she was cute and was, last I heard, in the middle of interviewing him for some story she was gonna do. G's got that sleaze factor though, but seems to be able to make the most innocent grrlz want his bod if just for a night.

If I had to choose a baby daddy, I would go with Kalamere or G. Jake is Jake and Bane, well. I don't think he has it in him to get naked.

And that's the bottom line, cause Queen of Something said so.

KieranMcMullet · Post by **KieranMcMullet** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:44 pm

dude

yall forgot about magic mike

yanno what was magic?

his mic

boooooong

Amer Safar · Post by **Amer Safar** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:47 am

Just got done eating breakfast with Kenzi. She laughed about all you dumbasses thinking she's pregnant.

Here nerds have a picture from last night

by the way the only one hitting that is me and my boy raleigh.

Raleigh Becket · Post by **Raleigh Becket** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:55 am

Alright it's time to clearly draw the line between you nerds and real life. Kenzi's not pregnant, love you Amer but you've been on the peyote a bit too long and none of you e-tuff guys will get her to swim in your pool. I guess I'm pretty irrelevant but my Neo-York Highrise had a guest recently.

Pregnant? Nope. In MY pool? Sure. You nerds staying mad? Definitely.

MagnoliaFan2000 · Post by **MagnoliaFan2000** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:33 am

Amazing what you wannabes like to say about your pictures taken last year at the Rhydin Ritz. Sources say that that pool picture was taken that same night that Kenzi was blogging about taking truck boy out for a party to get him laid.

Look, I get that you're mad that you're clearly not the father of Kenzi's baby, I would be too, since I'm not. Don't be a jelly donut Raleigh and whoever that Amer guy is(another Kenzi fan wannabe) but MY source is better than YOUR sources.

Signs are pointing to a certain pointy ear baron and some extra imbibing as being the reason our Kenzi is showing a little extra pooch in the middle. So, I imagine soon we'll be hearing all about the kicking and finding out whether it's a boy or girl! My money's on a girl. Cause it'll 1/4 Elven so that gives me a good chance of being right.

But don't be salty, Raleigh. Maybe you guys can still be friends!

So, what name suggestions should we come up with?

I'm thinking...

Betty
Mildred
Sue Ellen
Eldárwen
Dakota
Mary

What do you guys think?

King · Post by **King** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:47 am

Mildred? No. Dakota? Yes. Dakota sounds very pretty.

KieranMcMullet · Post by **KieranMcMullet** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:25 pm

u guys r funny rite

amer and raleigh are postin pics that dont match and say there from the same day

but u look at the body structure and there totally not matchin

like amers is so skinny its like shes a skelly and rals is like lookit me im sexy but i got some body definition

2 bad u guys didnt actually see her last night like i did passin out the store wit her pickles and ice cream

dont hate on pickles and ice cream u guys ur just mad she didnt give it up to u and that someone else knocked her up

mebbe nex time kenz will use a condom to stop these wannabes from saying they the baby daddy

ChIcK3n Li77L3 · Post by **ChIcK3n Li77L3** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:17 pm

Ugh, you're all a bunch of freaking sheep. I can't believe you fell for this so easly. God, it's so obvious.

She's not real. She's just some suit's PR scam. The hired some model to play this 'Kenzi' and it's just some dude behind a computer coming up with everything she does, and you're all just buying into it like good little sheep.

Well, whatever. I'm not falling for it, I'm way too smart for that. But you losers can keep buying it hook, line and sinker.

QueenofSomething · Post by **QueenofSomething** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:20 pm

Playaz.

You might hang out with the K-Grrl but you ain't tapping it. My $$$'s are on baby daddy being the halfelf baron cause while the Gnort guy may not be shooting blanks, his grrl would kill him if he knocked someone else up first.

Kalamere's the baby daddy so you're gonna have to make up some more elven names for this my grrl Kenzi's offspring.

I like Dakota but it ain't like Kenzi enough so I'll bet she goes for something longer and more exotic like her taste in men. Probably something like Effervescence or Quintessa.

Yeah so none of you playaz who say they were with Kenzi last night in your pool or postin' fake pics saying "Oh this happened last night when I was bonin' her." Well, you didn't, you're not the baby daddy so stop frontin' like you are.

Grats Kalamere. Lookin' like your fine ass just became a daddy.

And Mags yo. Stop stalkin. It's KREEPY!!

And that's the bottom line, cause Queen of Something Said so.

Jason B · Post by **Jason B** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:35 pm

Hi ya'll,

Now listen, a little birdy sent me a text and said that people were saying stuff about me a little and pointed me to Kenzi's blog. Now, I registered and got to read some of what was being said and was disappointed to see that I was only a footnote by a few people calling me "Truck guy" and what have you.

That's cool, I'm not bothered by nicknames and even though I've been counted out as being the father of Kenzi's baby I'm going to just confirm it.

I ain't the baby's daddy, but I would be.

Thanks.

Jason B · Post by **Jason B** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:55 pm

Oh, and no. No, Kenzi is definitely not a hired model nor a guy behind a screen. I've had enough visible proof that she's all woman.

Thanks.

QueenofSomething · Post by **QueenofSomething** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:38 pm

Alright Jason B

If that's you in that pic for reelz we gotta talk cause HOT DAYUMN you're a hottie!!

I can see why my grrl Kenzi has been seen hanging with you. If you ever wanna go hang with a Queen you send me a PM and we can work something out!

And that's the bottom line, cause Queen of Something said so.

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