Diamond Rules, 75th edition

[Jake]

I'm told there should be rules. So...here are the rules!

• 1. The official drink of the Outback will be Badsider. Broot is an acceptable substitute.
  2. Gren shall be acknowledged as "Broot-man" and anyone offering a "Broot salute" gets their drinks for free.
  3. Candy gets to fight in the Pit.
  4. In fact, the Pit is the official preferred ring for all duels. All other rings are lesser.
  5. Napoleon should be used to call all challenges (when available). He gives spectator points. Spectator points can be redeemed for Badsider products (including Broot).
  6. Where there is any dispute or question about the Diamond Rules, Napoleon Bonarat shall be the official ARRR-Biter!

Rules to be amended at whim.

[Jake]

First amendment to the rules.

Apparently Napoleon prefers the Fern. Therefore...

• 4a. If Napoleon is one of the duelers involved, or is calling, the Fern is an acceptable secondary ring. All other rings remain of lesser standing.

[Jake]

Addendum:

• 7. The Diamond's mentee (Napoleon) may intercede on challenges to all non-Opal Opals (i.e. BioHazard).

[Jake]

Addendum:

• 8. Liches and death knights may not intercede on their own challenges.