Fall Warlord tournament!

[PrlUnicorn]

Congratulations to you, Morgan!

Colleen

[G]

Hear ye, hear ye! Twelve duelists did venture forth to fight for the prizes tonight! In the end, Aenlyn took Third Place and received the Overlord Grant, G'nort took Second Place and received the Barony of Dockside, and Morgan took First Place, claiming the Barony of Old-Market!

Well tried everyone, and well done you three!

Almost forgot.

This is supposed to say "Eleventh Barony of Career. Most Ever. Top Dawg. New Record. Eleven Baronies. Eleven All Time. Best EVAR. Record setting. 11(Eleven) Baronies Held. None Better."

Just wanted to make sure it was known. You know. For posterity.

[Kalamere]

That would likely also have you leading in most failed baronial defenses, right?

[G]

That would likely also have you leading in most failed baronial defenses, right?

Probably not, since I have defenses, and there's two others with 10 Baronies beneath me. And there's at least one retirement? I think. Besides, doesn't matter, Have a Barony.

[Vanion Shadowcast]

It's true. A Barony earned by being shut out is still a Barony.

Just as a silver coin in your hands today is still a silver coin.

Both, however, have obviously suffered great deflation in their value over the years.

Ah. Well. At least someone attractive took the top billing. I hate reading the sports news only to see the photo of a Tree-Woman or a G'nort on the front page. My mood is rather sensitive before I eat.

[G]

I'm sorry, where did you place?

Oh, right, you didn't. And after ALL that talk you had about "willing to embarrass the lot of us by holding a mirror up to our feeble excuse for skill, and exposing us for the painted gutter trash that we are."

That sound you hear is the sound of everyone laughing at you. Not with, At.

Tell me again how much you matter.

[Vanion Shadowcast]

Oh, how wounded I am! Is this blood upon my brow?

Why yes it is, though I can't claim that it's mine. No matter.

Perhaps, if I only defined my worth by dueling, I might be more disappointed in cosmic justice.

Power, without restrictions, or laws, or chance. When you're my age, you learn not to sweat the little things.

Still, be proud! As you hold the record for wearing the most rings, perhaps you now also hold the record for being the first Baron to earn their title by losing more points in a Tournament than you won!

[G]

Nice try at trying to hurt my feelings, kiddo. By my count, points don't matter, results do. And my results show you couldn't get past the first round against a little girl, and I won a Barony.

So, go over to the kiddie pool and try and take on people more your level. Who knows, you might even be able to steal candy from a baby and find some success.

Buh bye.