Diamond Rules 3.0

[Harris]

I would say that Diamond #3 warrants a fresh set of rules for those of you that weren't present for my glorious victories in DQ XXXIII and XXXVI. Please read the following list carefully.

1. The Diamond's rights and privileges have been extended to include Challenge Veto Power, Universal Power of Attorney, Ordination, Canonization, and Knighting.
2. Apple will act as the Diamond's personal handmaiden.
3. Carrying the strap also means you pick up the tab. The highest ranking/most senior titleholder in the Outback at any time will have the room's drinks added to their bill.
4. Anubis can no longer issue challenge without written approval from both myself and Seirichi first, with at least five other witnesses to assure he fully understands the Outback's rules.
5. The Pit is off limits to Candy Hart. Instead, her duels will take place in The Pool.
6. People will remember that The Bridge is a thing and start fighting there again.
7. Matt will install a cotton candy machine immediately.
8. Fighting Napoleon must always involve tummy scritches.
9. Listen to RhyDin Rewind every weekday morning, from 8-10 AM only on KLIT-AM 900.
10. Failure to adhere to any of these rules will result in Seirichi humiliating you in person, on the corkboard, or both ALL THE TIME. Like, even moreso than she does now. Do you really wanna deal with that?

[Seirichi]

Everyone who isn't Me, Harris, Nappy, and Maria sucks.

Also if you've never held a Diamond and are not listed above. You are the lowest of low. Please be sure to bow your head when Harris and I pass by.

[MurOllavan]

1. The Diamond's rights and privileges have been extended to include Challenge Veto Power, Universal Power of Attorney, Ordination, Canonization, and Knighting.

I hereby nominate Gwen Minx for Canonization.

3. Carrying the strap also means you pick up the tab. The highest ranking/most senior titleholder in the Outback at any time will have the room's drinks added to their bill.

Are you sure about this?

[Seirichi]

3. Carrying the strap also means you pick up the tab. The highest ranking/most senior titleholder in the Outback at any time will have the room's drinks added to their bill.

Are you sure about this?

Free drinks on Matt every night at the Outback!

[Goldglo]

Free drinks on Matt every night at the Outback!

Most of you never pay your bar tabs anyway so it's not like anything's changing.

--Matt

[Kalamere]

Bar tab what?

I thought Jake provide beer to the outback on his advertising budget.

[Seirichi]

I hereby say that the Outback will now have a nacho buffet off in the corner. Along with mini-burgers and other such things. All of these paid for by Matt.

[Harris]

Gwen Minx has officially been canonized as the Outback's Patron Saint of Shinies. Further requests are still available for the duration of my reign.

[Goldglo]

Gwen Minx has officially been canonized as the Outback's Patron Saint of Shinies. Further requests are still available for the duration of my reign.

Shouldn't that have been Maetel?

[Harris]

The Patron Saint of Nose Beeping is still available.

[Napoleon Bonarat]

Hahahah! Nose beeping.

Harris, you're so much fun!

[Harris]

The official fruit of the Outback is now the mango. Mangoes will be provided by the bushel at the bar for all competitors and spectators.

[Nayun]

This is a public notice
Harris is not to procreate or have any relations with another woman
I have been ordered to post this

That is all

[JewellRavenlock]

Jewell came by and used her lipstick to color-out some parts of Nayun's official notice and add others in so it reads:

This is a public notice.
Harris is to have relations with woman and grope them
I have been ordered to post this

That is all AND BLUE HAIR ROCKS!

[Harris]

Gren has officially been promoted to Outback Florist. Speak to him if you would like a pretty flower for your hair or something equally dainty from nature.