Overlord Challenge

[MurOllavan]

Dragon's Gate is loyal to Lady Teagan.

[Rakeesh]

Was it not more entertaining when every Baron was Renegade?

Never-the-less, congratulations Teagan, for a great victory - and the Mantle.

[Lem DeAngelo]

Old Market will stand loyal as well.

[G]

Was it not more entertaining when every Baron was Renegade?

Never-the-less, congratulations Teagan, for a great victory - and the Mantle.

No, it wasn't. It's more entertaining when there's more of varied alignments and difference of opinion.

[Teagan]

I don't even know some of these people beyond hearing of them.

[G]

I don't even know some of these people beyond hearing of them.

They're loyal because of your chest. I mean, it's not bad and all. I'd consider being loyal for that reason.

[Teagan]

There is more to me than a chest.


I have an ass, too.

[Rand alTan]

There is more to me than a chest.


I have an ass, too.

This is a true statement.

[G]

There is more to me than a chest.


I have an ass, too.

I understand. I just happen to be more of a Chestnut.

[Ella Crawford]

There is more to me than a chest.


I have an ass, too.

Both are mine.

[G]

There is more to me than a chest.


I have an ass, too.

Both are mine.

Umm, you might want to check with everyone else that shares it. I've seen more than one.

[Koyliak]

There is more to me than a chest.


I have an ass, too.

Having had the privilege of dressing Teagan on occasion I can confirm this statement to be true. I'm pretty positive her win deserves a shopping spree in New Haven.

I'd look to Kal first to open his pockets again for such an event but will be happy to collect funds from any other supporters over at The Heavenly Boutique on Benson Boulevard.

-KVDS

p.s. Congratulations!

[DUEL Dioxane]

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DUEL Dioxane	LADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEN!! And G, and Ellisa, and Baphe and Teagan and Gren who is creepy after denying the love on that show of his...
DUEL Dioxane	Don't deny love Gren. DON'T!
DUEL Dioxane	What was I saying.
DUEL Dioxane	Oh!
DUEL Dioxane	It's TIME TO DO BATTLE!!!!

DUEL Dioxane	WE Are Here to WITNESS the CHALLENGE of that Hot peice of work who would look good in an R Rated movie, Teagan, to the Overlord, her, who would look good in an R Rated movie, Ellisa!

DUEL Dioxane	In the Rainbow corner, Fighting under the colors of Blue and White, Without a second because she doesn't like sloppy seconds, and fighting for the Honor of Ella "Crayfish" Crawford and Ninjas and Pirates everywhere.... We have the Baroness of Dragons Gate, Terrifying, Tenacious, Titillating, Tongue in Cheek Teagan "Rrrrrrrowwwllll" Rieleaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

DUEL Dioxane	In the Anthracite corner, Fighting under the colors of her flag of a Silver Dragon on a Black Field, with her second being the Delicious, Sexy, Stunning, Remarkable, Delightful, Entertaining, Well Groomed, and Honest Businessman of Many Names, G'nort "Danger" Dragoon-Talanador, etc. etc., and fighting for the Honor of her lovely, if absent, Camui "Rhubarb" Rei, we have the The Electric, the Eclectic, The Epeleptic, the Overlord, Ellisa "Everyone needs a little Captain in them.." Moooooooooorgan!

DUEL Dioxane	BUT HE ISN'T ABSENT ANYMORE!!! HI CAMMY!!! ::waves to Camui::
DUEL Dioxane	You may need a more manly name.
DUEL Dioxane	Maybe.. "Keith."
DUEL Dioxane	"Look out, here comes 'Keith. oooo" Hmm, I dunno.
DUEL Dioxane	Maybe it doesn't work.

DUEL Dioxane	Okay, let's RUMBLE!
DUEL Dioxane	The Overlord hath chosen a Single Battle to solve this Riddle!

DUEL Dioxane	This isn't possible! Their Power range is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
DUEL Dioxane	I always wanted to say that.
DUEL Dioxane	Who wants a story? ::Looks around and around.::
DUEL Dioxane	Story time! ::Cause all she needed was ONE person to agree to it.::

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge!
DUEL Dioxane	As you all may be aware, I once had normal hair, then I have this issue with a magic spell I was performing when an evil classmate who was clearly jealous of my stunning good looks and superior magical skill decided to tamper with the complicated casting of magical malificence that I was performing, substituted oregano and rubbing alcohol with the reagents I was supposed to be using, causing an insane explosion of apocolyptic proportions... (FSS/SH) No score

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Well, as you know, an apocalypse can totally suck! And the main thing that happened was that it turned me and my skin, totally Green! Not a bright green, or a light green, or a dark green, or a lime green. It was more of an olive green that was slightly blue in tint, yet not at all looking blue. It actually looked pretty good on me, since, you know, it was me. Well, since my skin was affected, you can imagine what it did to my hair! It was Green too! Slightly darker than my skin, and
DUEL Dioxane	pretty cute in it's two tails. I must say I was rocking that green look really cool! I was stunning! But enough about me, this is about my hair! (FCP/FCP)

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	So, as you know, one can't keep the same hairstyle or color for too long, right? So I wanted to try a little something something different. That's right! I decided to change my hair color! but to what? Well, I once saw, when I lived on Rhode Island, a show called Cheers, which was about a bunch of drunkards getting together in the bottom of a tavern that had a bar, where they would have silly and funny adventures, talk about sex, talk about ex-wives, and.. and.. Cheers was based in Rhydin!!
DUEL Dioxane	(TH/SH) 1-0 Teagan

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	So, if Cheers is in Rhydin, Who plays who? There were two know-it-alls, a man whore, a short fiesty mean woman, an overweight alcoholic who liked being sarcastic, a know it all mailman who nobody took seriously because he was ridiculous, a less than intelligent other guy who wasn't very bright and I was awesome with green hair! It's Green! Who else has green hair? (FCP/HC) 2-0 Teagan

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	I almost forgot the point to this! See, one of the characters, Diane, used to be accused by the little fiesty woman, Carla, of constantly using peroxide in her hair to bleach blonde it. Which is kind of weird because Diane was a pretty well read, intelligent woman, if really stuck up, snooty and relatively all around annoying. I never did understand what Sam saw in her. Or what she saw in Sam. That man had a forehead that you could plaster a billboard on. Sams Advertising! That's what it
DUEL Dioxane	was good for! Need tires? Put it on Sams Forehead. Need a good proctologist? Sam's Forehead. Monthly fees may vary! (HC/LC) 3-1 Teagan

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Well, anyway, I didn't think Sam very attractive, and I didn't think Diane should be blonde if she were considered smart. She was clearly a brunette pretending to be a blonde, which was probably why Carla kept giving her grief over the peroxide! After all, everyone knows that Blondes aren't too bright. But they do have more fun, though Diane seemed prudish and not very fun.(FDU/FSS) 3-1 Teagan

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	So, Diane wasn't fun but was blonde. Sam wasn't attractive, but was a well known ladies man. Not my style! But, back to the peroxide. Well, you see, if you rememeber from earlier, and were paying attention, you remember that oregano and rubbing alcohol were used in the change of my color. So, can you imagine what a bleaching agent like peroxide would do to my green hair?? (SH/SH) 3-1 Teagan

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	I don't know! I never thought to use peroxide on my green hair! I guess I really should consider it at some point, right? I mean, it would be interesting to see if my green hair turned.. less green. Or it would have. Now it's kinda gray since I had an accident and went through a portal and got transformed into an elf looking thing and died and come back as a death knight. (FSS/HC) 4-1 Teagan
DUEL Dioxane	::was wondering about that::

DUEL Dioxane	Ring Challenge
DUEL Dioxane	Death knights, as everyone knows, don't have green skin or green hair. Or maybe they do, I never took the time to look. I did notice that I had a relatively ashen complexion. Maybe some moisturizer would do wonders? I shall have to go to a beautician and see what kind of recommendations they may have. I could be bright ashen! (LC/TH) 5-1 Teagan
DUEL Dioxane	Oh, that's the end! We have a New Overlord as Teagan has defeated Ellisa for the title of Overlord! Congratulations! Well fought!
DUEL Dioxane	Okay! I'm gonna go now. If you want to hear how the story ends.. you'll have to make up the ending as you go along!