Challenge for Seaside

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:52 pm

King wrote: How about a date? I promise no touching.

:: Written carefully to disguise who wrote it. Along with no signature ::

Since my significant other is so interested in Apple's apples...maybe I should say yes to a date. Of course, I don't have any idea what sort of man you are. You might be just as much of a philanderer as G'nort is.

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:57 pm

G wrote:
Hard to touch anything with broken fingers and laid up in a body cast.

Just saying.

Now, that's the spirit, sweetheart. But you are directing it the wrong way. I think your challenge is with the redhead, not with my adoring fan. Smack talk the one that has the apples you want to touch.

G · Post by G » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:57 pm

Mercedes wrote:
King wrote: How about a date? I promise no touching.

:: Written carefully to disguise who wrote it. Along with no signature ::
Since my significant other is so interested in Apple's apples...maybe I should say yes to a date. Of course, I don't have any idea what sort of man you are. You might be just as much of a philanderer as G'nort is.

Fruits. Fruits, my love. As a snack. Like, pretzels only healthier.

I humbly request no going out on dates for someone who clearly is a philanderer since he is trying to get dates on message boards.

Loves and kisses!

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:05 pm

G wrote: Fruits. Fruits, my love. As a snack. Like, pretzels only healthier.

I humbly request no going out on dates for someone who clearly is a philanderer since he is trying to get dates on message boards.

Loves and kisses!

So, you are saying she is a snack? I very non-humbly suggest you don't eat the fruit from a tree not in your own backyard. Or you may find that your own tree stops bearing fruit for you.

Loves and kisses!

King · Post by **King** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:18 pm

Mercedes wrote:
King wrote: How about a date? I promise no touching.

:: Written carefully to disguise who wrote it. Along with no signature ::
Since my significant other is so interested in Apple's apples...maybe I should say yes to a date. Of course, I don't have any idea what sort of man you are. You might be just as much of a philanderer as G'nort is.

A red rose is attached under the note

The sort of man am I? I may be your prince charming.

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Vinny · Post by **Vinny** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:19 pm

::his handwriting tried to match that of the nameless person who suggested a date::

Consider this a formal asking of a date then, since you seem to be inclined to say yes. You can figure out once we meet what kind of man I am and whether or not you find me to be a philanderer.

Signed,
Mur

::walking away cackling. His work here is done::

G · Post by G » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:22 pm

Mercedes wrote:
G wrote: Fruits. Fruits, my love. As a snack. Like, pretzels only healthier.

I humbly request no going out on dates for someone who clearly is a philanderer since he is trying to get dates on message boards.

Loves and kisses!
So, you are saying she is a snack? I very non-humbly suggest you don't eat the fruit from a tree not in your own backyard. Or you may find that your own tree stops bearing fruit for you.

Loves and kisses!

I like my tree as it is, where it is, and promise to never, ever sample fruits or snacks from other trees not in my backyard or front yard.

G · Post by G » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:23 pm

Prince Charming, and/or Mur.

Body casts.

Though I am sure my Mercedes has more class than to date a drunkard, so I don't think I'm too worried about that.

That is all.

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:30 pm

I'm dating a philandering pirate, G'nort. Maybe a drunkard would be a step up since he is likely unable to rise to the occasion of cheating on me. Then again, being unable to rise to the occasion would be a problem. So I will give you another chance but if you try to sample any other fruit...I will cut out your tongue, punch out your teeth, and gut you. I will also take all of your money.

Loves and kisses, my darling! <3

G · Post by G » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:32 pm

Ouch! I don't want to lose my money so.. yeah. Mercedes defeats G, 5-3 in 5 rounds.

MurOllavan · Post by **MurOllavan** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:34 pm

I've got a challenge tonight so it will have to be tomorrow, Mercedes. Also I am not a drunkard, don't listen to G.

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:36 pm

Now, learn from my victory and win this challenge!

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:39 pm

MurOllavan wrote:I've got a challenge tonight so it will have to be tomorrow, Mercedes. Also I am not a drunkard, don't listen to G.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen you sober when I've been around the Arena. Did you go to AA or something while I was out of town?

MurOllavan · Post by **MurOllavan** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:48 pm

I was always sober. I have no clue why people think otherwise. If I wasn't sober how could I be the greatest duelist ever? Think about that.

Mercedes · Post by **Mercedes** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:55 pm

MurOllavan wrote:I was always sober. I have no clue why people think otherwise. If I wasn't sober how could I be the greatest duelist ever? Think about that.

Drunks don't tend to feel much pain and usually start a lot of fights. Does that sound familiar? How are you the greatest duelist ever when my sweet darling G'nort says he is?

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