Challenge for IceDancer *

Rakeesh · Post by **Rakeesh** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:00 am

Matthew Simon,

I will answer you challenge for challenge. I look forward to facing you again in the ring, this time for the right to hold IceDancer.

Sincerely,
Rakeesh Sah Tarna

Post by **Goldglo** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:38 am

Rakeesh,

I grow quite weary of you. You come after my wife and fall short. You threaten to make me pray for death and I've yet to do so. After your ominous words after our recent challenge in the Park, I expected something other than this. But your first wise decision in ages was to come after me in the rings and not outside of them.

This tit-for-tat challenge does nothing but further solidify you as the petty paltry hypocrite you are. Should you take this opal from me, don't be surprised when a line forms to challenge you on that seventh day - I will ensure you do not hold IceDancer long. He deserves better than you.

Presuming this challenge is valid, I'm going to think about accepting for just about a week before I do. It'll take that long to overcome my weariness.

--Matthew Algiers Simon

Seirichi · Post by **Seirichi** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:50 am

1000 Nobles on Matt choking! DRIS, GET IN ON THIS!

Oh. By the way. Since the Outback has no wards and crap. Matt, if you somehow do beat Rakeesh and defend for the.. what, eleventh - twelfth - twentieth time? Whichever. Go ahead and take out that knife of yours and skin the guy alive. I'll pay you for his coat.

I do likes me some fur coats.

Charles Blackstone · Post by **Charles Blackstone** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:02 am

What happens to fur when a Dracolich basically burns it over and over again? How does that affect the value?

Just questions that come to mind.

Rakeesh · Post by **Rakeesh** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:03 pm

Matt,

You have imagined this incredible fantasy where I would actually seek to harm you and Koy more than what is necessary in the rings. I respect the both of you and your abilities as fighters, a respect that I've carried with me for years, and am just not capable of such violent mongering.

Simply put, to best you in challenge for IceDancer would be a great honor - and, despite how much slander I have suffered to you, Matt, that is all that it comes down to.

I am a warrior and a duelist. I am not a fiend. I believe the people of Rhy'Din are starting to realize that, over time.

So let us leave this in the ring, where it belongs.

Sincerely,
Rakeesh

Rakeesh · Post by **Rakeesh** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:06 pm

Charles Blackstone wrote:What happens to fur when a Dracolich basically burns it over and over again? How does that affect the value?

Just questions that come to mind.

Charles,

I worry for your well-being, effendi. After I offered you a hand of friendship, kind words, respect when others gave you none, you speak of me with such an incredible intolerance and bigotry. It makes no sense. What sort of man acts this way?

My fur heals quite well. After all, effendi, I am a healer.

Sincerely,
Rakeesh

Enchant · Post by **Enchant** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:17 pm

Rakeesh!

If you make Jesse pancakes that look like this:

or like this:

And me a house that looks like this:

**must be edible.

**and you must rebuild it when I eat it down.

If you do these things-
You can use my meerkats. They are good at taking directions. But, not so good at being housebroken.

Maria Graziano · Post by **Maria Graziano** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:07 pm

Rakeesh wrote:My fur heals quite well. After all, effendi, I am a healer.

So if Matt skins you for a coat for Seirichi, could you grow a second coat of fur so that I could have my own Rakeesh fur?

We need matching fur lion coats. That's how twin goddesses roll!

Thanks!!!!

- MG

MurOllavan · Post by **MurOllavan** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:09 pm

****. Now I have to wait a whole 'nother month for Beercooler.

Post by **BardGallant** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:09 pm

Seirichi wrote:1000 Nobles on Matt choking! DRIS, GET IN ON THIS!

You got it, gorgeous!

DUEL Kheldar · Post by **DUEL Kheldar** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:28 pm

THis challenge is valid and may proceed.

Also the Duel of Fists and Outback Management does not endorse the skinning of any patrons.

-Kheldar Drasinia

Enchant · Post by **Enchant** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:40 pm

DUEL Kheldar wrote:

Also the Duel of Fists and Outback Management does not endorse the skinning of any patrons.

-Kheldar Drasinia

But I do!

Doesn't matter who!

If there were more threats of being skinned alive you people would behave better!

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:43 pm

DUEL Kheldar wrote:THis challenge is valid and may proceed.

Also the Duel of Fists and Outback Management does not endorse the skinning of any patrons.

-Kheldar Drasinia

:: A lick smear is spotted on the `Kheldar Drasinia` signature! Someone obviously licked it! ::

Mayhaps when Rakeeshy is no longer bound by fur, his meat can be used for stew!

I will grind his bones into dust!

And snort it!

and sprinkle it on mine pancakes!

I'm hungry!

Napoleon Bonarat · Post by **Napoleon Bonarat** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:56 pm

WHAT?! There's meerkats involved?

They'd be great additions to my Lollipop crew!

Post by **Jake** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:22 pm

Enchant wrote:If there were more threats of being skinned alive you people would behave better!

I dunno. We're a pretty unruly lot.

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