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Looking for Squire

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Looking for a Squire that will represent me, Baron Von P'Imp, and Dockside. The Squire will also be responsible for doing my laundry, feed me and put me to bed at night.

It is required that the applicant leave a picture and a full resume listing her skills.
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Awww. A pity no one has responded to your ad. Let me be the first to show interest in becoming your squire.

List of Skills:
I'm a hands on type of person.
Not against after dark training sessions.

Here is my photo, you blue stud.

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Blue Desirable Stud Muffin,
May I call you BDSM for short?
I hope you can reach deep inside and find a way to forgive me. "Why" you ask? Because I forgot to include this photo of my fine assets along with the first.

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Don't keep me waiting,
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I need me a squire or two like that.
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:shock:

The position has been filled!

::drools::
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Which position are we speaking of? ;) There's so many I might enjoy.
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I have a vague feeling that this exchange should be taking place in the Classifieds section of an entirely different corkboard.
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duhduhduh.... uh.... There are many positions that I can demonstrate uh... later... uhm... but for now, yeah... you get to be my squire, babe.
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DUEL Corlanthis wrote:I have a vague feeling that this exchange should be taking place in the Classifieds section of an entirely different corkboard.
I'll be good. I promise. :twisted:
Imp wrote:duhduhduh.... uh.... There are many positions that I can demonstrate uh... later... uhm... but for now, yeah... you get to be my squire, babe.
Looking forward to working with you.
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