Slave Girl Wanted

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:11 am

G said that you can buy or sell slaves at the Arena. He said that he lied when I questioned him, but I believe it is an attempt to horde all the slaves to himself.

I seek a new girl. Sturdy, able to lift heavy objects, and knows how to cook mac and cheese.

She won't be my slave. SHE WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND!

I will pay in gold and jewelry, or kittens if you enjoy animals.

Mephisto the Red · Post by **Mephisto the Red** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:05 am

Jesse,

What happened to the girl I gifted you? I should hope she has not come to any harm or misfortune under your care. Regardless, if you are seeking another, I still have eleven at my disposal. They are growing quite plump these days. Perhaps we could do business.

Mephisto

G · Post by G » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:41 am

I wonder if that's the one Jesse said jumped into the river of boiling hot magma. Sounded to me like she was pushed, really, but hey.

Mephisto the Red · Post by **Mephisto the Red** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:26 pm

What a pitiful waste if so.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:17 pm

I am still in mourning over the loss of Isabella the Second!

Mayhaps it was a misstep? I turn my back for a second to gather up more supplies for our tea party -- she needed a new cute hat! -- and when I turned back around, she went falling through the open window!

It really was the saddest day of my reign as THE GREATEST Keeper of Fire.

:: The post was later edited. The "Reign as Keeper of Fire" crossed out and replaced with what is now seen. ::

Holly Averling · Post by **Holly Averling** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:46 pm

Dear Mrs. DeAngelo Van Bokkelen Eternity Graziano Helston O’Neill Smith,

My name is Holly Averling. I am currently studying at RhyDin University and wish to someday open my own event planning business. I know you were looking for a slave girl, but since no one has applied, I would like to offer my services as an intern/assistant to you for the summer. I believe I can be very helpful to you, and in turn I could learn a lot for working with you over the summer. I am hard working and I know how to cook.

Please consider my proposition and if you are interested you can contact me here about accepting the position.

Regards,
Holly Averling

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:56 pm

Dear Holly Averling who will now only be known as Holly,

ARE YOU PRO UNDEAD? ALSO DO YOU HAVE PICTURES BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOU!

Holly Averling · Post by **Holly Averling** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:19 pm

Dear Mrs. DeAngelo Van Bokkelen Eternity Graziano Helston O’Neill Smith,

As long as no one tries to eat my brains I don't care who they are.

Holly

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:31 pm

Dear Holly, soon to be known as Isabella the third.

Do you enjoy digging? There are many holes I must dig on Twilight Isle for my hunger knows no bounds.

As the earth is mine by right, the dead within are mine by right. If you wish to be mine newest Isabella, you must know how to dig!

Holly Averling · Post by **Holly Averling** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:58 pm

Ms. Jesse (who has more last names than Gnort),

We're going on a treasure hunt? I will check maybe I can get an archeology credit for that...

I can probably borrow some shovels from the school tomorrow after my midterm. I know a guy who will let me use them.

The Intern formally known as Holly

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:52 am

Isabella the Third,

YOU ARE ON NOTICE! Your training period will begin tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, I don't know! You are to report to Twilight Isle with shovel in hand! There are many graves to be found and many bones to find!

You will be allowed to take home any loot found within these graves.. but the bones are mine.

Unless the loot is blue, then it will be mine as well.

aka isabella · Post by **aka isabella** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:18 am

Dear Mrs. DeAngelo Van Bokkelen Eternity Graziano Helston O’Neill Smith,

I'm so sorry! I tried to get to the Isle early, I even talked the guy at the university into lettign me .. borrow.. a backhoe but the watch got mad at me when I tried to drive it through the Inn to get it to the Isle and i couldn't find another way there. I came later with some tools but you had already left.

I'm so sorry, I'll come back tomorrow at the crack of noon to try and help you find more treasures. I'll bring doughnuts.

intern isabella3.

ps. Great video, I hope I can help you make more in the future.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:39 am

Isabella THREE!

WHERE IS MY MAC AND CHEESE?! What's a backhoe? Is that another name for a floozy? Don't listen to the watch! They have no power compared to me! Tell them who you work for and then add "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT YOU'RE NOT MY MOM".

If they keep giving you trouble, yell how it is your right to do whatever you're doing!

Also I want doughnuts with cream inside them.

Do me a favor and assassinate this girl named Kassy and guy named Zack. They tried killing me last night with explosives. That is all the proof I need to know they are communists working under Rakeesh's agenda to stop undead appreciation week.

Be sure to give me their corpses when you're done.

Toodles!

aka isabella · Post by **aka isabella** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:10 pm

Great one!

There was a misunderstanding. I thought you wanted donuts with ice cream in them. I fought with the guy and yelled at him for a long time and he wouldn't make them. So I ran out with boxes of them and invented something great.

I got regular cream kind too.

A back hoe is a digging machine, but I couldn't drive through the Red Dragon Inn even when I told them the great one would eat their bones.

We should steal their explosives and use them to help dig. That would be faster than a shovel. I have an uncle that works in dockside and sometimes they do fireworks on the pier. Maybe I can get some from him.

Spell · Post by **Spell** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:07 pm

ISABELLA THREE,

You are a GENIUS! Not as much as a genius as I, but close enough! You are quickly rising in ranks to pass best friend to BEST FRIEND FOREVER! Or until you die.. but don't worry, I'll raise you from the dead if that happens. Just be sure to NOT fall into molten lava, because it's quite hard to fetch bones from stuff so bubbly and hot.

I agree. The Watch needs to be dealt with swiftly. Their constant annoyances and meddling is becoming a thorn in mine side.

I will seek out many of their explosives this night of nights. Twilight Isle with shake and shudder with the booms of a thousand suns! I will hire goblins, as they will be most pleased for what they call "Explosy Time".

.. and by hire, I do mean threaten them with eternal damnation and then give them free reign of the Isle to explode anything they see fit.

I also want that icecream + doughnut.

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