Beast Mode For Beginners: Become my Mentee

[Seirichi]

Hello. My name is Seirichi. Goddess of Swag.
Do you want to win the Diamond?
Do you want to put a stop to some dudes 500 day reign and steal his Opal?
Do you want to be like my maid and 5-0 a person twice in a challenge match?

Then be my mentee.
All I ask is that you don't fight cats, don't suck, and listen to every command I give you.

I am also offering to you wayward Emeralds, new and old - mostly the old, help and guidance if you somehow haven't been able to pull off great feats like mine yet.
Since you know you want to apply. Send your name, number, a tooth from the last person you fought, and five silver* to the Been Sinnin' Inn.

Catch you kids later.

*All silver will be donated to the "Buy the Outback a new table to replace the one I smashed Harris through during the PathFinder challenge" fund.

[Mia Evans]

"You can be my intern, and in turn, I can show you how to cook up summer, in the winter~" - Kanye West

[Gabby]

::Note left at the Been Sinnin' Inn, minus the tooth and silver.::

What I gotta do for ya ta get this gig? I ain' into nunna that gay sh-t and I ain' no maid, but I'd like ta learn ta beat some ass proper like.

Ita be fun ta say "Come at me bro," an be able ta back that up.

I ain't givin' ya my number cause I don't know ya. Leave me a message at the Outback.

--Gabby