Spring Talon of Redwin Tournament

[DUEL Dioxane]

• 1. Demon Hidden in a Child. (Mairead)
  2. John Stamos. (Vladimir Tudor)
  3. Pretty Boy (Glenn Woodwright)
  4. Tim the Tool man and his pretty Flashlights. (Veritas)
  5. The Sister. (Yeardley Owens)
  6. Giant Friggin' Cockroach! Ick! (XyKotik)
  7. A Graziano Broodling. (Ria Graziano)
  8. Lippy McLipster Graziano Broodling. (Myria Graziano)
  9. The Tin Man, who misses the Lion and Scarecrow. (Krusolis)
  10. Da Guvunatah. (fiohelston)
  11. Seer One, who cannot rhyme, her poems take no time. (Seirichi)
  12. Alcoholic Spokesmodel Chickie(PJ)
  13. Pixie Styx(Trinala)
  14. The Standings Reader. (Juliana)
  15. Rules? Who Needs Rules? (Mur)
  16.

[Seirichi]

PJ. You gonna give me a kiss if we get matched up?

[Veritas]

Regrettably, I must withdraw from the tournament, as circumstances will not permit me to arrive at the event until well after it begins.


((Player's note: Sorry about this, but I'll be at work when this tournament starts. Good luck to all the entrants!))

[Anubis Karos]

The Irish peasant whose breeches are regularly soaked with drink-birthed manure is actually proud of his failure?! That he can stoop down from the ranks of the politically relevant to participate in the Children's Consolation Prize Tournament!?

You can't buy comedy like this. As for the other clowns participating? Line up. I'll happily take you all on.

[Veritas]

I have made arrangements and retract my withdrawal. If still available, I would still wish to participate.


((going to be doing some multitasking if I can stay in, just didnt want to miss it but the most I will be able to manage is picking my moves. So I won't be able to describe the Jefis unique style. Hope I can still get in.)

[With Wicked Intent]

The Irish peasant whose breeches are regularly soaked with drink-birthed manure is actually proud of his failure?! That he can stoop down from the ranks of the politically relevant to participate in the Children's Consolation Prize Tournament!?

You can't buy comedy like this. As for the other clowns participating? Line up. I'll happily take you all on.

Hey, retard. Can't you read? Warlords not allowed.

- Jacen Balthazar

[G]

The Irish peasant whose breeches are regularly soaked with drink-birthed manure is actually proud of his failure?! That he can stoop down from the ranks of the politically relevant to participate in the Children's Consolation Prize Tournament!?

You can't buy comedy like this. As for the other clowns participating? Line up. I'll happily take you all on.

Hey, retard. Can't you read? Warlords not allowed.

- Jacen Balthazar

Loathe that I am to defend Nube, but he wasn't trying to say he was participating. He was mocking Mur for dropping in rank from Warlord and seeming to be proud that he could enter.

[With Wicked Intent]

Then he should be more specific to avoid being mocked himself. Not that his own mocking of Mur is unappreciated (in fact I wholeheartedly applaud it), but I stand by what I said.

Still a retard.

If he wishes to challenge that, I'm not hard to find.

[MurOllavan]

Where did I say I was proud? I see a chance for a title I am not normally allowed to compete for. As you know from the Outback Anubis I like putting my name in the histories everywhere I can.

You of all people should appreciate this part - after I win the Talon I will get back my rank in like one week and dangle that silly bauble in their faces for the rest of the cycle. Then I will rechallenge and become the first Talon-Baron. I can hear the screetching shrews of the Arena like Rhiannon already complaining about how I have no respect for the titles others put their blood,sweat and tears into. And they're right, I don't.

[MurOllavan]

Also, school is in session in five hours. Don't be late when the bell rings children.

[Seirichi]

Blood, sweat, and tears? That sounds like way too much effort.

[Shadowlord]

Then he should be more specific to avoid being mocked himself. Not that his own mocking of Mur is unappreciated (in fact I wholeheartedly applaud it), but I stand by what I said.

Still a retard.

If he wishes to challenge that, I'm not hard to find.

Not taking a side here (I seldom do), but it ever fascinates me how the new-blooded think that mocking on these boards those more experienced, will somehow enhance the relative newcomers' gravity in the rings.

Anubis and Mur have earned their right to brag, through actual, quantifiable accomplishment in these sports.

On a lighter note, though I've never participated in it, I appreciate the spirit of the Talon tourney, and bid all entrants good luck and clarity of mind. May your swords (or axes, crowbars, etc.) stay ever sharp.

~Shadow

[Rhiannon Brock]

You of all people should appreciate this part - after I win the Talon I will get back my rank in like one week and dangle that silly bauble in their faces for the rest of the cycle. Then I will rechallenge and become the first Talon-Baron. I can hear the screetching shrews of the Arena like Rhiannon already complaining about how I have no respect for the titles others put their blood,sweat and tears into. And they're right, I don't.

Mur,

May the wail of the bansidhes lull you to sleep tonight.

The Horsegoblin's Sister,

Rhiannon Brock

[Seirichi]

Everyone should just hug it out. It's okay, shh.. just open up those arms and hug.

No one hug PJ though. She's mine.

[G]

I need to review it, but if Warlord is attained, you might have to turn the Talon back over to me unless you lose the Warlord rank again. So, no teasing with the weapon, itself.

Yeah, I'm a killjoy.

Also, Anyone can mock anyone regardless of rank and tenure. No biggie.

Backing it up however, that's a different story.