Hey Harris (PathFinder challenge)

[Sarah]

Indulge me once more. If I fail, I shall leave you be. But you know what they say about the third time around.

Harris,

How's about facing me for that rock?

Ever Persistent,

Sarah

[Harris]

This April Fools' Day joke is either six months too late, or six months too early.

In any case, it's still absolutely hilarious. I haven't stopped laughing since I read it.

[Goldglo]

This challenge is valid and may proceed.

[Sarah]

Done laughing yet? Cause it's on!

Name when you wanna get this done with!

[Harris]

This can't possibly be a serious thing.

Due to the fact that I'm feeling magnanimous I'll afford you the one time opportunity of rescinding your challenge without any risk of humiliation. Obviously you've suffered severe head trauma at my hands (and feet) and I'd feel bad taking advantage of you while you're still recovering from post-concussion syndrome.

[Sarah]

Is there a reason why you keep stalling?

Would you prefer that I get a doctor's note to show you that I am quite serious? Because I assure you, this is no joke. No head injury what so ever. Oh no. I want that rock.

Yet, seeing as how you believe there is something wrong with me. I'll try and reassure you. I will call for an appointment with my doctor.

[Harris]

The only doctor I'll accept a note from is Maranya.

My being incredulous does not equate to stalling. Why you'd want a third beating is beyond me. And make no mistake, it'll be another beating. I'll be in touch.

[Harris]

The date of this challenge match will be Thursday, October 27th at 9 PM (RST). Sai has been gracious enough to call.

Since it appears Sarah is unable to raise herself to my level, and since I'll need some way to entertain myself and the crowd, I've decided to fight her with one hand tied behind my back. This will probably keep me awake and keep everyone interested at the same time. So be there, or be a right triangle.

[Maranya Valkonan]

Harris,

I've examined Sarah. Due to doctor-patient confidentiality, I can't release the results of her tests to you, but I have cleared her to fight you in this challenge.

Have at it, you two.

Maranya Ergin-Falconne
Chief of Staff
Riverview Clinic

[DUEL Sai]

Sorry I'm late, guys. I came under siege by an army of nefarious penguins and spent all night after the challenge fighting them off.

I was there for this challenge, yup yup! And Harris did indeed fight it with his left hand tied behind his back. I knew 'cos I tied it there. So how did this challenge go down? The first duel was pretty even. Harris started out with a two point lead, but Sarah caught up and passed him up to take it 5 - 3 in 11. The second duel started out more heavily in Harris's favor, grabbing an early 3 to nil. Sarah seemed like she was going to catch up, but he reclaimed momentum and finished the duel 5 - 3 in 11. And we were on to duel three! This one started out much more even; he and Sarah tied up at 1 all, stayed there for a while, then tied up again at 2 all. But Harris then claimed momentum and ran with it all the way to the end, finishing the final duel 5 - 2 in 11!

Harris D'Artainian remains the holder of PathFinder! Well defended, Harris, and well tried, Sarah! Time to return to my vacation!

Code: Select all

Harris .vs. Sarah
Ring Avalon

Rd. | Harris / Sarah | Score

01. | FaDO / FaDO | 0 all
02. |   JA / SN   | 1 - 0 Harris
03. |   JK / SW   | 1 - 0 Harris
04. |   SW / FaDO | 2 - 0 Harris
05. | FeUC / JA   | 2 - 1 Harris
06. |   JA / CH   | 3 - 2 Harris
07. | FaLB / FeJA | 3 - 2 Harris
08. |   SW / SN   | 3 all
09. | FeJA / SW   | 3 all
10. |   CH / FaAB | 4 - 3 Sarah
11. |   JA / FaDO | 5 - 3 Sarah

Sarah .def. Harris, 5 - 3 in 11

01. | FaDO / JA   | 1 - 0 Harris
02. | FaLE / FaDO | 1 - 0 Harris
03. | FaDO / JA   | 2 - 0 Harris
04. |   JA / SN   | 3 - 0 Harris
05. | FaDO / FeJA | 3 - 1 Harris
06. | FeJK / FaAB | 4 - 1 Harris
07. |   SW / JA   | 4 - 2 Harris
08. |   SN / FaDO | 4 - 3 Harris
09. |   SW / FeJA | 4 - 3 Harris
10. | FaLE / FaDO | 4 - 3 Harris
11. |   FL / JA   | 5 - 3 Harris

Harris .def. Sarah, 5 - 3 in 11

01. |   SW / SN   | 1 - 0 Sarah
02. | FaDO / FaDO | 1 - 0 Sarah
03. |   FL / JA   | 1 all
04. | FaDO / FaAB | 1 all
05. | FaAB / JA   | 2 - 1 Harris
06. | FaDO / FaDO | 2 - 1 Harris
07. |   FL / SN   | 2 all
08. |   JA / FeJA | 3 - 2 Harris
09. | FaLE / SN   | 4 - 2 Harris
10. | FaDU / FaAB | 4 - 2 Harris
11. |   SP / FL   | 5 - 2 Harris

Harris .def. Sarah, 5 - 2 in 11