Friday, September 28
Panther's Claw Tournament!!!
Typically we start our blogs with the drama that took place in the Red Dragon Inn as it tends to be the biggest source of juicy gossip. However, Monday night it was not the Inn but the Outback that seemed to be the epicenter of a serious DRAMA EARTHQUAKE!!!
In the midst of the cycle's Panther's Claw Tournament being overseen by SUUUUPER Des, some MAJOR break-up action went down. Evidently cute, peppy Sugar saw the Gossip GangSTAR's latest blog which mentioned that her man Bad Boy Darren (and, man, has he earned that moniker now!) went up to the room of Cute Single Erin!!! Sugar was LIVID!!!
She stormed into the Outback and laid into Erin while her sister Spice begged her to stop. It seems that Sugar's anger was wrecking havoc on the magical bond the twins share. Darren stood aside and watched shamefully as Sugar laid one heck of a curse on Erin and then a similar one on Bad Boy Darren. Both Cute Single Erin and Bad Boy Darren looked like they wanted to crawl under a rock and die!
In the middle of this, G'naughty G'nort (who was a participant in the tournament) decided to stick his big nose into the drama. He was overheard calling Sugar a "banshee"! WHATEVER!!! Spice didn't take too kindly to the insults against her sister and under the influence of that magic, she hauled off and punched G'nort!!! GOOD FOR HER!!! Unfortunately, he decided to hit her back. WHAT A GIANT IDIOT! Thankfully, Mini Frank Cor (who evidently is still dating the dark-haired twin) stepped in to pull Spice away which seemed to help bring her back under control.
Needless to say Bad Boy Darren and Sweet Sugar are OVER!!! And this break-up supersedes even the MARVELOUSLY DRAMATIC fall-out of Bloody Psycho Sera and her Dameon. This gets an immediate spot in our countdown of BEST BREAK-UPS EVAR!!!
....no, the drama didn't stop there either!
For some odd reason, Unwashed Pirate Stephen and HEIFER Jewell, who were there to watch the tournament but spent most of their time threatening to take their clothes off, got into it withG'naughty G'nort. G'nort was evidently making all sorts of friends. Stephen lunges at G'nort but somehow tackled Good Boy Cor instead. We LOVED to see HEIFER Jewell and G'naughty G'nort go toe-to-toe!!! The battle of RhyDin's Biggest Ego Whore!
In the midst of it all, Snaggle-toothed Cassie sat and whined the tune of "Why can't we all just get along?"
SUUUUPER Des was evidently too busy running around the Outback attempting to track down a thief to stop the out of ring antics. See, she really is a super hero! And the Outback's Big Boss Man-tastic Matt also seemed uninterested in the drama. He was evidently too busy planning his new business with his equally Man-tastic new partner Sartan and avoiding looks of DEATH from his new wife FLAWLESS Koy... who is evidently NOT at all happy about her husband's new business venture.
Speaking of Sartan, our sources have FINALLY confirmed to us that he is finally admitting that there is something wrong with his wife Rory. The exact details are vague but she has evidently suffered some sort of ailment and her condition is permanent. We hear that he has threatened violence against whomever spreads rumors of her, uh, disability. We're not scared!!! Come and get it, big boy!!! We like it rough!!!
Our sources also have reported back to us that there was some sort of girl-on-girl action between Alex (the girl version) and Pirate-Girl Teagan!!! We, unfortunately, have no confirmation of this report and, even more sadly, no photographic evidence. Le sigh!
Oh, and there was dueling among all this chaos as well!!! G'naughty G'nort evidently stopped causing problems long enough to make it into the final round but he was stopped from taking the title by DoD-er Rena!!! And guess what??? DoD-er Rena's man was STILL not present. What's up with that???
Anyway, congratulations, Rena, for being able to concentrate on fighting in that mess!!!
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Friday, September 28
We Want Wedding Bells Monday!!!
HAWT! That's really all we can say about Maia and Harry who were seen together again this past Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. This coupling is MAJORLY HAWT!!! Now we've always known that Maia is spectacularly spicy but Harry's always been that cute guy next door type. Evidently Maia's gotten under his skin because he's gotten.... SEXY!!!
Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker were spotted at the bar drinking up a storm and causing problems. We HEART their witty banter and silliness. In fact, we want these two to be the next (in)famous couple in RhyDin to get married!!! HOW MUCH FUN WOULD THAT WEDDING BE?!?! Everybody would be snuckered before the ceremony even began!
As if Maia and Harry weren't enough HAWT for one blog entry, two of RhyDin's CLASSIEST ladies -- Cieara and Eless -- were spotted chatting with one another in the Inn. DROOOOOOL!!! These two should teach classes for the trashy women of the Inn. You can be SEXY AND DEMURE! They're not mutually exclusive terms. Learn it! Live it! Blah. Anyway, we suppose even Cieara cannot be perfect. It seems her little flirtation with Veighn continues on. Yuck. Just typing his name makes us want to take a shower.
We Want Wedding Bells Monday!!!
HAWT! That's really all we can say about Maia and Harry who were seen together again this past Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. This coupling is MAJORLY HAWT!!! Now we've always known that Maia is spectacularly spicy but Harry's always been that cute guy next door type. Evidently Maia's gotten under his skin because he's gotten.... SEXY!!!
Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker were spotted at the bar drinking up a storm and causing problems. We HEART their witty banter and silliness. In fact, we want these two to be the next (in)famous couple in RhyDin to get married!!! HOW MUCH FUN WOULD THAT WEDDING BE?!?! Everybody would be snuckered before the ceremony even began!
As if Maia and Harry weren't enough HAWT for one blog entry, two of RhyDin's CLASSIEST ladies -- Cieara and Eless -- were spotted chatting with one another in the Inn. DROOOOOOL!!! These two should teach classes for the trashy women of the Inn. You can be SEXY AND DEMURE! They're not mutually exclusive terms. Learn it! Live it! Blah. Anyway, we suppose even Cieara cannot be perfect. It seems her little flirtation with Veighn continues on. Yuck. Just typing his name makes us want to take a shower.
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Saturday, September 29
Foul-mouthed Tuesday!
There's a new dark-haired beauty named Adrianna turning heads!!! Wowzer! She's a hawt little tamale! One head in particular she's turning??? Phillippe! He was spotted having an intimate chat with the little cutie Tuesday night in the Inn. We think we're going to LOVE this girl. She's got DRAMA QUEEN written alllll over her!
Lang was overheard by our sources telling the seeeexy Aaron that he has broken up with Rhy.... AGAIN! That would certainly explain Rhy's haggard looking appearance earlier in the day. Man oh man! We love these on-again/off-again couples. We doubt this is the last time these two will break up!!! We think Lang just likes steamy make-up sex!!!
...Or maybe Lang has eyes on another? He was busy propositioning The Gov Kitty while Aaron was trying to get her to promise to set him up with one of her friends. Iiiiinteresting.
The dark-haired twin Spice was spotted briefly in the Outback while her boyfriend Good Boy Cor was calling duels. She certainly did not look well after the events of Monday night. G'naughty G'nort was seen giving her the evil eye but, thankfully, he kept his beating on women to the rings!!!
FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback as well looking absolutely flawless as always! She was dressed in a black crepe dress which was belted at the waist. And, in fact, she dueled in that very same outfit!!! This girl is absolutely FIERCE!
It appears Dakota may have found a home in the Outback. He was seen getting in a couple fights on Tuesday night. It seems like a perfect fit! It's one place where his foul-mouth and ill-temper will fit right in with the general populace!!!
There certainly was some drama going down on Twilight Island. Lucien and Topaz seemed to get into it over some unknown issue. Relationship drama is yuuuummy! It appears Topaz wanted to accompany Lucien on a trip that he didn't want her to. When he left without her, she left shortly after to follow him!!!
Foul-mouthed Tuesday!
There's a new dark-haired beauty named Adrianna turning heads!!! Wowzer! She's a hawt little tamale! One head in particular she's turning??? Phillippe! He was spotted having an intimate chat with the little cutie Tuesday night in the Inn. We think we're going to LOVE this girl. She's got DRAMA QUEEN written alllll over her!
Lang was overheard by our sources telling the seeeexy Aaron that he has broken up with Rhy.... AGAIN! That would certainly explain Rhy's haggard looking appearance earlier in the day. Man oh man! We love these on-again/off-again couples. We doubt this is the last time these two will break up!!! We think Lang just likes steamy make-up sex!!!
...Or maybe Lang has eyes on another? He was busy propositioning The Gov Kitty while Aaron was trying to get her to promise to set him up with one of her friends. Iiiiinteresting.
The dark-haired twin Spice was spotted briefly in the Outback while her boyfriend Good Boy Cor was calling duels. She certainly did not look well after the events of Monday night. G'naughty G'nort was seen giving her the evil eye but, thankfully, he kept his beating on women to the rings!!!
FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback as well looking absolutely flawless as always! She was dressed in a black crepe dress which was belted at the waist. And, in fact, she dueled in that very same outfit!!! This girl is absolutely FIERCE!
It appears Dakota may have found a home in the Outback. He was seen getting in a couple fights on Tuesday night. It seems like a perfect fit! It's one place where his foul-mouth and ill-temper will fit right in with the general populace!!!
There certainly was some drama going down on Twilight Island. Lucien and Topaz seemed to get into it over some unknown issue. Relationship drama is yuuuummy! It appears Topaz wanted to accompany Lucien on a trip that he didn't want her to. When he left without her, she left shortly after to follow him!!!
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Saturday, September 29
Green Is The New Blonde Wednesday!
Wednesday started off with a highly intellectual debate (read: schoolyard during recess) between Lang and Brian (the un-Ravelock one). Things got pretty heated with Brian zinging in a couple about Lang's propensity to change women about as often as he changes bath water. HILARIOUS! We don't know who would have won a physical fight between the two but Brian certainly won the battle of the wits! We were unimpressed with Lang's "it takes a moron to know a moron" comeback. Brian's gal, Bloody Psycho Sera, showed up on the scene to break the argument up before it turned into a scuffle. Awwww! What a bummer!
Sera's distraction technique briefly failed when the target of Lang's frequent dumpings Rhy arrived and was immediately ALL OVER Brian. She hugged on him right in front of Sera.... who appeared right stunned! Poor Sera! Not again!!! Well, thankfully for her, it appears she might have actually found a loyal one this time!!! Brian was quick to cast off Rhy and escorted Sera out for a more quiet night.
What is it with the craziness in this town??? It's spreading!!! Our favorite little muffin of positive energy Taneth has been seen around town acting as if she doesn't know ANY of her former friends. Ewan tried to break through to her Wednesday night in the Inn but it seems as if NOBODY can get through to her. She doesn't remember ANYBODY!!! Poor, dear Taneth!
Carpenter Hunk Glenn was spotted with Luscious Lydia and DoD-er Rena having a conversation over drinks. Are we the only ones who find it a bit curious that Lydia is spotted in the company of Glenn far more often than she's spotted in the company of her man Grem. If we were Grem, we'd put a ring on that green-haired beauty's finger RIGHT QUICK before Glenn snatches her away!!! Our sources tell us that later in the night Lydia was getting attention from another interested male -- Aaron. He was attempting to get Lydia to share a drink with him but ended up settling on conversation at the table in question. Lydia's getting AWFULLY popular, Grem!!!
Maybe green is the new blonde!!!
Green Is The New Blonde Wednesday!
Wednesday started off with a highly intellectual debate (read: schoolyard during recess) between Lang and Brian (the un-Ravelock one). Things got pretty heated with Brian zinging in a couple about Lang's propensity to change women about as often as he changes bath water. HILARIOUS! We don't know who would have won a physical fight between the two but Brian certainly won the battle of the wits! We were unimpressed with Lang's "it takes a moron to know a moron" comeback. Brian's gal, Bloody Psycho Sera, showed up on the scene to break the argument up before it turned into a scuffle. Awwww! What a bummer!
Sera's distraction technique briefly failed when the target of Lang's frequent dumpings Rhy arrived and was immediately ALL OVER Brian. She hugged on him right in front of Sera.... who appeared right stunned! Poor Sera! Not again!!! Well, thankfully for her, it appears she might have actually found a loyal one this time!!! Brian was quick to cast off Rhy and escorted Sera out for a more quiet night.
What is it with the craziness in this town??? It's spreading!!! Our favorite little muffin of positive energy Taneth has been seen around town acting as if she doesn't know ANY of her former friends. Ewan tried to break through to her Wednesday night in the Inn but it seems as if NOBODY can get through to her. She doesn't remember ANYBODY!!! Poor, dear Taneth!
Carpenter Hunk Glenn was spotted with Luscious Lydia and DoD-er Rena having a conversation over drinks. Are we the only ones who find it a bit curious that Lydia is spotted in the company of Glenn far more often than she's spotted in the company of her man Grem. If we were Grem, we'd put a ring on that green-haired beauty's finger RIGHT QUICK before Glenn snatches her away!!! Our sources tell us that later in the night Lydia was getting attention from another interested male -- Aaron. He was attempting to get Lydia to share a drink with him but ended up settling on conversation at the table in question. Lydia's getting AWFULLY popular, Grem!!!
Maybe green is the new blonde!!!
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Sunday, September 30, 2007
Hormone Crazed Girls Thursday!
Thursday night immediately began with a depressing start as Rhy sobbed into Ryo's shoulder over Lang's many failings as a boyfriend. A man cheats on you once, definitely his fault. If he cheats on you once, you take him back, and he cheats on you again? Well, don't you share a bit of blame in your own heart ache? Well, Rhy'll be happy to know that Ryo laid into Lang later about his cheating ways. We don't think it did much good, though.
We're growing tired of heartbreak. I know it's that time of year. All the summer romances coming to an end. Yadda, yadda. But, come on? Isn't there one hot, new couple to get behind? A upcoming nuptial to look forward to? We're dying here! Isn't there anybody that will step up to the plate?
Speaking of heartbreak, Sweet Sugar was spotted in the common room of the Inn for the first time since her VERY public break-up with Darren and the drama that followed. Sugar was kept mighty busy tending bar and attempting to break up fights. It seems that Phillipe just can't seem to keep his hands off other people's property. Sugar spent most of her night attempting to make sure that the other patrons didn't murder the man!
Bad Boy Darren's got some nerve! He actually came in and attempted to convince Sugar to talk to him. She seemed polite enough but no deep conversation ever occurred. The loooovely Eless kept an eye on Sugar alllll night in that den motherly sort of way of Sid's. We HEART Eless!!!! Tucker joined Sugar behind the bar a bit later and, man, if looks could kill Darren would have dropped dead!!! Tucker clearly didn't like the idea of Bad Boy Darren being anywhere NEAR Sugar!
While "break-up" was the word of the night in the Inn, hormones were running rampant in the basement Arena. The single women of the Arena seemed a bit... crazy!
...Even cute Uriko was looking for a man! She was overheard by our sources playfully looking for a husband. G'nort volunteered his son while Imp volunteered his cousins! Thankfully, Uriko didn't take either of them up on the offer!
Hawtie Pirate Teagan tried her darnedest to lay a lip-smacker on Space Man Sartan while the pair were dueling. Sartan managed to avoid it and gave a stern lecture about how his lips belonged to his wife and his wife alone!!! He's so ADORABLE!!! It's really too bad his wife is... well, as crazy as a jay bird. Rory did appear later in the night and P-Imp attempted to cause some problems between the married pair by repeating what had happened earlier. Rory seemed to take it coolly enough but did give Teagan a lecture about attempting to kiss other women's husbands.
G'nort's little mistress Alex was up to all sorts of trouble Thursday night in the Arena as well!!! She was spotted SITTING ON GOOD BOY COR'S LAP AND KISSING ON HIM!!! NO LIE!!! Even Cute Single Erin was being flirty with Cor and... well, everybody else! In fact, there was at least one mention of some girl-on-girl action between she and Alex!!!
What a crazy, crazy Thursday night!
Hormone Crazed Girls Thursday!
Thursday night immediately began with a depressing start as Rhy sobbed into Ryo's shoulder over Lang's many failings as a boyfriend. A man cheats on you once, definitely his fault. If he cheats on you once, you take him back, and he cheats on you again? Well, don't you share a bit of blame in your own heart ache? Well, Rhy'll be happy to know that Ryo laid into Lang later about his cheating ways. We don't think it did much good, though.
We're growing tired of heartbreak. I know it's that time of year. All the summer romances coming to an end. Yadda, yadda. But, come on? Isn't there one hot, new couple to get behind? A upcoming nuptial to look forward to? We're dying here! Isn't there anybody that will step up to the plate?
Speaking of heartbreak, Sweet Sugar was spotted in the common room of the Inn for the first time since her VERY public break-up with Darren and the drama that followed. Sugar was kept mighty busy tending bar and attempting to break up fights. It seems that Phillipe just can't seem to keep his hands off other people's property. Sugar spent most of her night attempting to make sure that the other patrons didn't murder the man!
Bad Boy Darren's got some nerve! He actually came in and attempted to convince Sugar to talk to him. She seemed polite enough but no deep conversation ever occurred. The loooovely Eless kept an eye on Sugar alllll night in that den motherly sort of way of Sid's. We HEART Eless!!!! Tucker joined Sugar behind the bar a bit later and, man, if looks could kill Darren would have dropped dead!!! Tucker clearly didn't like the idea of Bad Boy Darren being anywhere NEAR Sugar!
While "break-up" was the word of the night in the Inn, hormones were running rampant in the basement Arena. The single women of the Arena seemed a bit... crazy!
...Even cute Uriko was looking for a man! She was overheard by our sources playfully looking for a husband. G'nort volunteered his son while Imp volunteered his cousins! Thankfully, Uriko didn't take either of them up on the offer!
Hawtie Pirate Teagan tried her darnedest to lay a lip-smacker on Space Man Sartan while the pair were dueling. Sartan managed to avoid it and gave a stern lecture about how his lips belonged to his wife and his wife alone!!! He's so ADORABLE!!! It's really too bad his wife is... well, as crazy as a jay bird. Rory did appear later in the night and P-Imp attempted to cause some problems between the married pair by repeating what had happened earlier. Rory seemed to take it coolly enough but did give Teagan a lecture about attempting to kiss other women's husbands.
G'nort's little mistress Alex was up to all sorts of trouble Thursday night in the Arena as well!!! She was spotted SITTING ON GOOD BOY COR'S LAP AND KISSING ON HIM!!! NO LIE!!! Even Cute Single Erin was being flirty with Cor and... well, everybody else! In fact, there was at least one mention of some girl-on-girl action between she and Alex!!!
What a crazy, crazy Thursday night!
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