Challenge for Overlord

Maria Graziano · Post by **Maria Graziano** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:58 pm

Dear Overlord, Chrissy, the worthless Council (save Kheld... and Rena isn't so bad either), and the rest of you suckers who still haven't challenged me:

I have been sitting here waiting for a challenge for way too long. Now I'm cranky. I don't even get a cool house, just some freaking fort in the middle of the woods. So I guess I have to be more obnoxious.

Well, fine then. I'll do what Stick couldn't. I'll defend that sole shred of honor that Harris has left. If I become Overlord, you all are really going to regret not coming after me when you had the chance.

Let's go, big guy.

Maria Graziano Bojangles
Your Honorable Baroness of Battlefield Park

Cory · Post by **Cory** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:14 am

Maria Graziano wrote:Dear Overlord, Chrissy, the worthless Council (save Kheld... and Rena isn't so bad either), and the rest of you suckers who still haven't challenged me:

Listen to the pot call the kettle black.

Did you or did you not call the duels held in the Arena a waste of time since "we're not getting paid"? And just to update you, Rena is no longer Baron. I thought you'd know that being a part of this "worthless Council". Ah, yes.. That's right, you only duel when required to.

For instance, when you magically appeared when your brother notified you that you "have to duel in order to maintain rank and avoid being removed from the standings." Yes, I was present and listening. It's not like you tried to make it secretive, either. When was the last time you dueled for sheer sake of enjoyment?

You're well versed at running your mouth and not backing it up. I'm sure G'nort, Karen, Horatio, and Aya don't appreciate being called worthless. Note: I have intentionally excluded Jaycy for the reasons Horatio mentioned in his intent to challenge before mysteriously switching to Rena.

Maria Graziano wrote:Well, fine then. I'll do what Stick couldn't. I'll defend that sole shred of honor that Harris has left. If I become Overlord, you all are really going to regret not coming after me when you had the chance.

To my knowledge Harris gave 100% in his efforts to defend his reign. The same can be said for Stick in her attempt to oust Cletus. If I were either of these two I would denouce such reasoning and condemn you to failure.

Cletus, I feel this is well worth me repealing my retirement to come out and embarrass just another "seat-holder" Baron such as Maria. Should you agree, I'll give serious consideration of Loyalty when I remove this worthless pimple from the upper echelon.

Maria Graziano wrote:Maria Graziano Bojangles
Your Honorable Baroness of Battlefield Park

Correction. You mean "worthless" Baroness of Battlefield Park. Seeing as you failed to exclude yourself from your own exclusions. You are part of this "worthless" Council, you know.

-Cory.

Chris Graziano · Post by **Chris Graziano** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:07 am

Maria musta stole Cory's cheeseburger or something. I swear I ain't heard that much whining since Maria stole Tony's when he was five.

I CONDEMN YOU TO FAILURE!

cg

Sartan · Post by **Sartan** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:25 pm

Hi,

I believe I've met you a few times, Maria. I'm Sartan, I served as Harris's second in his match against Cletus. While I can't speak for Harris or Stick, I would like you to know that I denounce such reasoning and condemn you to failure.

Have a good one.

Max Blue · Post by **Max Blue** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:05 pm

Maria,

You and I have so much in common. Baseball bats mainly. I'll be your second. Run away with me.

MQB
"Forever condemned to failure"

Maria Graziano · Post by **Maria Graziano** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:50 pm

Sartan wrote:Hi,

I believe I've met you a few times, Maria. I'm Sartan, I served as Harris's second in his match against Cletus. While I can't speak for Harris or Stick, I would like you to know that I denounce such reasoning and condemn you to failure.

Have a good one.

Are we going to play the "I know Harris better than you" game? You can win that game by default.

I thought Harris was a good overlord. Good = highly entertaining. I was a loyal baron. Cletus beat him. Cletus isn't nearly as much fun to be obnoxious with. Therefore, I'm challenging. It's a pretty simple equation, really. If you don't like my reasoning, fine but it's certainly not out of my character. Unfortunately, you've sat on your ass while I've held onto this ring. Now I'm bored.

So, in short, it's all your fault.

Max Blue wrote:You and I have so much in common. Baseball bats mainly. I'll be your second. Run away with me.

Max! Nobody's killed you yet! I'd love to run away with you. We can beat up PJ's lovers with baseball bats for eternity!

- MGB

Sartan · Post by **Sartan** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:13 pm

Dear Maria,

Hi again. Apparently, you didn't pick up on the whole "not serious" aspect of me filling in my semi-annual quota for leaving messages on this board. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I don't really denounce your reasoning or condemn you to failure. I could care less about your reasoning or the result from your challenge. To be honest, I wasn't even really aware you had a ring (congratulations on that though, by the way.) So, in short, have fun.

Sartan

PS: You know what, I changed my mind. I CONDEMN YOU TO LISTENING TO CASSIUS TALK ABOUT HIMSELF FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT WITHOUT PAUSING FOR A BREATH!

PPS: Sucks for you.

Cletus Ganderfald · Post by **Cletus Ganderfald** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:24 am

I must look like a man who wants to be incessently bothered by bratty little girls and withered old crones.

This match will take place Wednesday the 18th, starting at 9:30.

Cletus Ganderfald

Sabastian GoldRaven · Post by **Sabastian GoldRaven** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:49 pm

you look like an overly prideful child with a lollipop that is much too large for you. no wonder the women are finding it so hard to resist trying to remove the sweets from your hand.

Karen Wilder · Post by **Karen Wilder** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:54 pm

I's gotta admit, ye found another way tae keep me from th' Mantle, Cletus... draggin' yer feet in fightin' this Challenge. O'course, when yer buddy Damien don't take advantage o' th' extra time tae get Peer Wins... it kinda ruins thet part o' th' plan, don't ya think?

An' ifin ye lose, I don' 'ave any real reason tae challenge Maria... so thet's a win in yer book, ain't it?

Cletus Ganderfald · Post by **Cletus Ganderfald** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:57 pm

That statement coming from the queen of dragging her feet on responding to challenges is humorous. When was the last time you even responded before your seven days was up, Wilder?

Cletus

Karen Wilder · Post by **Karen Wilder** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:52 pm

Thet'd be... most any challenge thet ye an' yers weren't involved in... includin' Baphe's challenge tae "avenge" ye.

Maria Graziano · Post by **Maria Graziano** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:33 pm

Karen,

I know how you like to make everything about yourself but this is about me. And by the way, I am not able to complete the match before next week.

Thanks for playing. Now back to the end of the line.

- MGB

Vanion Shadowcast · Post by **Vanion Shadowcast** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:02 am

You are all pathetic.

Cletus Ganderfald · Post by **Cletus Ganderfald** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:26 am

This match has been rescheduled to Thursday the 19th starting at 9:00.

Cletus Ganderfald

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