April 2007

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, April 24

Gimme some of that GNOME LOVIN'!!!

On the mystical shores of Twilight Island our favorite little dwarf Felix was present for some magical warfare as was the fantastically sexy Artemus! However, it was a night full of GNOME LOVE as Ginimish called while snuggling his cute little muffin of sweet sweet love. There is nothing cuter than a gnome baker and Meli fits the bill. This may just be our FAVORITE couple in RhyDin!!!

HOTimus Maximus!!! Kaja's back in town!!! G'nort's fantastically sexy wife was spotted in the Outback catching up with Harris's wife Stick! Sadly, there was no girl-on-girl action. There is always next time. After on-going rumors that Kaja and G'nort aren't exactly on speaking terms, we cannot wait to see where this is headed!!!

Suuuuuper Des was busy calling but not too busy that she couldn't help Koy who somehow got herself stuck deep down in the Pit! When our poor Koy came up she reeeeeeked of alcohol. How we weep for our favorite! We thought that she was finally starting to turn the corner but it appears that our lovely Koy is still heartbroken over Matt's military MIA status.

G'nort showed after his missus had taken off and gave Cor some encouraging words about sticking it out with his bad girl wife Charlie who seems to be going through a rough patch. Cor didn't seem to take the advice, though! VERY recently he was spotted getting waaaay drunk with the sexy and dangerous Miss B. It ended with the pair toppling out of their chairs onto one another!!! Maybe Cor isn't the good boy that we call took him for!!!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, April 25

We apologize a THOUSAND times over!!

We have been admonished that our PRICELESS sources missed a juicy tidbit of gossip that occurred in the Inn's basement Arena on Friday night. We are so embarrassed that we missed it that we had to bring it to our loyal readers' attention immediately! It seems that the ADORABLE Eddie was canoodling with the sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden! RhyDin's newest couple? OH HOW WE HEART YOUNG LOVE!!!

Dear sweet Bast. He was overheard pouring out his heart to Lydia and Cor. It seems the poor schmuck is still madly in love with his ex wife. Our heart goes out to him! However, we're absolutely positive that his spectacularly fine ass will make some deserving woman very happy some day.

Our wonderfully crazy Sera was busy kissing and licking (yes, I did say licking) on an old friend of her ex boyfriend's! Her new love interest is the uber-tall and manly Feilas. While it's not Dameon as we had hoped, we cannot say we are not happy that our favorite bloody psycho is back in a relationship again!!! We cannot wait for the drama to ensue!!!

Studly Everett found himself at the bar with not one but two GORGEOUS ladies!!! He's such a pimp. He had a couple of drinks while being sandwiched by Viki and Lydia. We know a couple men in RhyDin that would pay good money to be sandwiched by such class acts!

The Outback was a happening place to be once again! Erin, who has been offered a position on an IFL team, was fighting in a ring! We love to see a bad ass Erin! Meek and mild Erin is horsey-looking but bad girl, kick ass SINGLE Erin rocks our proverbial socks!!!

It appears that bad girl Charlie was not happy to hear of her "good boy" husband's antics the night before. She was over heard telling fellow DoDer Koy that she had made the decision to annull the marriage on the grounds that... well, she was completely TRASHED when it happened!!! Poor dear sweet Cor... Maybe tomorrow he'll join Bast at the bar to cry into their shot glasses together.

Va-va-voooom! The curves of Kaja once again graced the Outback. This time she did reunite with her sexy redheaded husband, G'nort!! The pair immediately engaged in such serious PDA that would make even SUUUUPER Des and Gav blush! WELCOME BACK, KAJA!!!

The wonderfully man-tastic Brig was present to call a challenge match for the Tower of Air on the magical Twilight Isle! Mmm. How we'd like to break us off a piece of Brig pie! Even Topaz felt she must warn newcomer to the Isle Chryrie of the fliratious powers of the Brig. Chryrie advised there's no need to worry as she is happily married but we bet one look from Brig would change her tune!!! It would change your Gossip GangSTAR's tune! The sexy new keeper Mrs. Wyh Not was also on hand to watch Russell earn the key to the Tower of Air. We love this frosty little lady!!!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, April 26

Overheard Around Town

- "Is it just me, or does it seem there is there a lot of mattress jumpin' 'ere?" So asked the lovely Colette. Yes, my dear. Yes, there is. That is why we totally HEART RhyDin and the Red Dragon Inn!!!

- "I want this back next season please .. and not just the pawn slip." TDL's Brandon reminded the boys from UNM when handing over the TDL Cup.

- "That GangSTAR is getting everyone too on edge... I love it!" Our Evie loves us! We can absolutely positively die happy now!

- "I rather admire a lady who indulges in life's guilty pleasures. I've been known to go by the nickname 'Guilty Pleasure,' on a completely unrelated topic." We totally HEART Dameon and utterly silly comments like these!

- "Ooh, Viceroy we could have a school fer the Children of Decadence. Ye can be the Dean. I can teach a course called 'Fisticuffs and Fashion: How Ta Look Good While Beatin' People Ta a Pulp'." The EFFORTLESS Koy proposed to Charlie. Are we the only ones completely terrified by the idea of these girls spending time around impressionable young minds???

- "Cook? I had always heard you ate children raw! You are dwarf, yes?" Said one of our new favorites, Piper, to half-dwarf Redwick.

- "I think Jeff's children finally grew up." Chris quipped when asked why there were suddenly so many dwarves hanging about the Arena.

- "You can have Hawk's, Lady Chryrie. He lost his virtue a long time ago. I don't think it fits him quite well." Jon Henri offered up Hawk's dried white rose representing virtue to Chryrie.

- "Jon Henri only wishes to give mine away because he has not given his own flower away yet." Hawk quipped in return to Chryrie. A good double-entendre will always get you into "Overheard Around Town"!!!

- "Sonuva effing gin soaked whore from Soho! Bloody hell!" Yet another reason to LOVE Cassie. Her cursing is ALWAYS colorful!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, April 30

And then there was Thursday!

Welcome to another action packed Monday catch-up on the weekend's happenings. First up is Thursday night!

Imp was back in action Thursday night in the Arena much to the delight of all his laaaaadies! He, of course, found time amidst his calling duties to molest several fine specimens, including (but not limited to) Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not, Jewell, and Kaja. Even Rab, who is usually not too keen on the troublesome Impster appeared happy to see him!

Speaking of Jewell, she looked on with Mrs. Wyh Not as the bracket buster of the Madness Tournament Losden slammed through the "competition" that came in the form of Tommy. Jewell was certainly thrilled to see Jewell knocked out of the tournament! We'd bet Losden has a bottle of champagne arriving soon courtesy of the our loooovely Anger Management Princess very soon!!!

The night was all roses for Lil Miss Anger Management! Later in the night Stephen got down on one knee and asked her..... no, you only wish he asked her that! He asked her if she would be his date for Beltane. Jewell gladly accepted and advised him that there was no one she would rather dance naked with around a fire!!!

Better keep a leash on your man though, Jewell. Later in the night he in the Inn was surrounded by and flirting with a bevel of beautiful babes that included cute freckled Raye, hot redheaded fellow sailor Shylah and golden-haired leggy knock-out Alana! We told you! Can't trust pirates as far as you can throw them! Yet, the sexiest of the trio Raye seemed preoccupied by Hawk's flirting. And, really, who wouldn't be?!?! That man is hawtness!

What is a weekend in the Arena without Wrecking Crew antics? Baron Kheldar was advised by Baronness Maria that while she held the title of "most honorable baron", Kheld was the "most marketable baron". Kheld quipped that he hoped that would impress his goooorgeous wife Caedia! And then the eldest Graziano decided to yell to the lizard-man Bran to lick his eyeball. Bran was not amused and did not partake in party tricks.

Chryrie was attracted in by the smell of blood. She didn't hop into a ring (but, oh, how we'd love to see that!) but spent the night chatting with the delicious Kina. Chryrie let it drop that she has EIGHT dead husbands!!! WHAT?!?! Man, how we love the psycho woman crowd that RhyDin offers!

Our poor dear sweet Napoleon got gum in his fur but the quick thinking Candy used peanut butter to get it out! Then the cute little teenager washed down the rat's belly and gave him tummy scritches just like he likes! We like Candy! Later in the night she informed Anubis that she would kick him in the "jimmy" if he attempted to collar her. LOVE IT!!!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, April 30

So you want to be a Friday?

There's just something about Friday nights, isn't there? The week is over and everybody is ready to let their hair down and get a little bit wild and crazy. Oh, how we love Fridays!

After meeting the night before Hawk and Raye were engaged in a tête-à-tête in the Inn! There was certainly no outward signs of affection but they seemed to be getting along quite nicely. What a handsome couple these two would make!

Poor Kira sat and moped over her brother's death. We just want to hug her cute little self!!! However, her friends and fellow clansmen Feilas and craaaazy Sera didn't seem quite so upset. The pair snuggled and necked in a nearby booth! We will never understand the mourning habits of the people of RhyDin.

When the Evie's away, the Baker will play! No, not in that way! Baker is true to his girl! Isn't it sad when the one man you can count on in this city to remain loyal to his woman is Baker??? Anyway, Baker was up to trouble, trying to convince Lydia to try brale (which, from what we understand, is a concoction created by him and Cor that stands for breakfast ale). Lydia kept declining and Baker kept asking until he was warned by Kina to stop attempting to corrupt the looovely green-haired phenom!

As for the Arena, Stick came by to lay claim on her man. She plopped down beside him and CUDDLED! While this may not be out of the normal for most couples this is Stick and Harris, after all. Luckily the good times didn't last for long (or else we would have seriously been freaked out) it didn't take long for Stick to return to laying into Harris for the professional escort business.

Arcanum Academy's Headmaster Professor Kurgen and Chryrie discussed our poor Gov Kitty's condition. They discussed her condition and Artemus was sure to offer his assistance. Poor poor Kitty! All of us here at the Gossip GangSTAR super secret lair of trouble are wishing her a speedy and complete recovery!

The Baroness of Dragon's Gate Topaz was discussing all the renovations she has done to the baronial property in that district and the cost of maintaining the dueling museum. If you haven't visited it, you must!!! Topaz has done an excellent job of preserving some great dueling relics. Considering that most of the barons and baronesses use their properties to further their own vices, Topaz should be commended! Yay, Topaz!

Grayson has some marvelous competition for Taneth's heart!!! Another Company of the Dragon alumn and member of the Madness Tournament's Elite Eight has been spending an awful lot of time with her recently! Who would that be?!?! Well, the fantastically handsome Alyxz, of course! He has even promised to dance with our lovely little ball of all things goodness at the coming Beltane dance!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, April 30

Nobody does the weekend quite like Saturday does the weekend!

Early in the evening the Inn witnessed several new relationships continue to flourish. Pelnar and Mercy flirted and giggled at one another's jokes while Raye and Hawk had another deep heart-to-heart. We heart both of these pairs all coupled up! Pelnar and Mercy have such a wonderful brand of mischevious silliness and Raye and Hawk have had such an instant connection! Spriiiiing time in RhyDin!

While we typically don't report on the heavy stuff, we can't help but mention what went down in the Inn on Saturday evening. Drama struck as Tasha burst in claiming that Viki had been kidnapped and that her dear friend Everett had found some of her personal effects. Her friends, including Scotty, Daniel, Bel, and Lucius, were in shock over the news. Even dear little Taneth seemed much more subdued than is typical for her! But most impacted by the news was Sid who totally flipped her sexy little wig! She stomped around causing damage to the Inn and threatening to kill people. Posters have appeared around town blaming the disappearance on a tall furry person who goes by the name Irrykin. We hope that Viki returns home safely!!!

And now onward to lighter matters!

The Arena saw cute little Uriko and sexy mama Kina go at each other in a ring! GIRL FIGHT!!! HAWT!! What happened to those fabled Arena days of old when two gorgeous women like this would be sent into a ring fuuuull of jello?!?! Or MUD?!?!

Reap's still entertaining the ladies while his woman is away. Saturday night found him being handed a bottle of Tequila to encourage him to fulfill Rain's desire for him to dance on a table for her amusement. The alcohol was gratefully accepted but, to Rain's dismay, no table dances took place.

[Marc Franco]

Monday, April 30

We've never loved you as much as we love you on Sunday!

We must begin with a correction! We are deeply sorry for making this grave error. It appears that we gave you the wrong definition for Baker's "brale". The word is in fact rooted in the words "breasts" and "ale". Brale is made quite simply by having a woman dip her breasts in one's ale.

...We are definitely sorry. Sorry that we even brought it up because the visual is frightening.

Is the death of Jonas driving Kira away from Ness and back into the arms of Yuki? Yuki was seen attempting to console the distraught young woman in the Inn in the early hours of Sunday evening. She turned down his offer of a hug but begged him not to move away from RhyDin as it seemed he'd been planning. She also expressed anger over Ness's role in keeping information from her regarding her brother's death. Poor dear sweet Kira.

Shortly after the incident Dameon and his annoying new woman Reanna entered the Inn, discussing the fact that Jonas's body is missing. Dameon spent some time consoling his little sister while Reanna spent some time showering her with praises and gifts. It seems Dameon's new woman is trying awfully hard to get in good graces with his little sister. Sera showed on the scene, offering Reanna an herbal remedy for the headache she had. Wouldn't you be afraid of taking a remedy from the girl your new boyfriend once refered to as his "bloody psychotic" ex-girlfriend?

The Inn was a bit on the quiet side Sunday night but several floors beneath it in the basement Annex was a spectacularly busy FIGHT NIGHT!

The beaaaaautiful TDL star Querylon made a public appearance with her man-tastically fine husband Vinny. These two are a serious power couple in the dueling world. While Querylon has made quite a name for herself in the TDL rings, Vinny is a former diamond and former archmage. Plus, they're tooooo cute together!

Everybody's favorite goon Goon stomped his way into the Annex much to the delight of the "Cute Brigade" Taneth and Rory who declared that Goon too is quite cute which really isn't news since the two of them declare everybody is cute. Goon took down Kaylin and earned himself a spot in the Elite Eight. ...We wonder if he can count that high.

Sneggle is stiiiiill looking for a single female librarian who can cook, sew, and organize his notes. Isn't every straight man? Well, if you're a single lady out there who fits the bill (and you're completely insane) you know where to apply. The Gossip GangSTAR will be taking resumes and head shots on Sneggle's behalf and forwarding those on to the closest looney bin... uh, we mean we'll forward those on to him.

Long time no snuggle! Rena appears to have returned to the city! She and her hot soldier Val were busy canoodling amid the violence. It's nice to see that they're still going strong! What's the over-under on how much longer until her pops the big question?!?!?