Thanksgiving Sale!

[Imp]

Come all to the great Thanksgiving sale at Imp's Little Shop of Horrors!!!

You will find everything you need for your Thanksgiving dinner! Decorations! Turkeys! Trimmings!

Don't like that obnoxious relative that comes to your holiday dinner and drinks all the beer? We have nearly undetectable poison!! Works instantly!!! The kit includes the vial of poison with dropper and a shovel!

You want your turkey as fresh as Cory? We have live turkeys!!

You want Cory instead? We'll get him for you too!!

Just come on by and look at our great deals!!

[Anjolie Quinn]

Anjolie had just finished taking Kallie to the doctor whenever she decided to swing through town and get some groceries for dinner tonight. Noticing the sign she smiled and shook her head. This being said, she made a mental note to stop by there this weekend and get some things she'd be needing for Thanksgiving at the ranch. This was going to be fun to tell Cory about whenever she got home tonight.

[Onyx]

::The door bell rings over head::

I heard you had the biggest turkey in town, so I came to offer my services.

SCHHHHHHHINNNNG!

::sharpens two chefs knives::

[Rhaine]

A note arrives from something that looks like black ball of lightning.

"A fresh turkey would be excellent, what is the currency accepted? I will come to pick it up when the sun is gone.

Your favorite vamp"

[Raevyx_Araya]

I like that bread dish that is served with the gobbling bird, stuffing, I believe that is what it is. In any flavor; preferably hot; in a large bowl.

Raevyx

[Imp]

Guimpdo and Gimpno run away screaming after seeing Onyx come in with a pair of knives.

"Good help is so hard to find." Imp shakes his head.

"Onyx!" huglickgrope!

"Babe! I don't have THAT turkey here, but I have plenty out back if you want to... uh... sharpen your skills?" Imp gives her a toothy grin.

Then the Imp sees the lightning ball and the note that comes out of it.

"Yo!!! Guimpdo!! Go get a turkey ready for my favorite vamp!!! Make sure you add a complimentary coffee bag with that!!!"

Then Raevyx comes in and places an order. Imp pulls up Gimpno who was hiding behind the counter. "You heard the man!!!"

"But is that crazy chick gone? Wild eyes, big knives! She came to kill us!!" Flails Gimpno.

"Don't be a wuss! Get that bowl of what the guy wants now!" Says the Imp, slapping Gimpno as he pushes him towards the back.

[Raevyx_Araya]

::: just chuckles as the Imp flings orders left and right :::

::: can't wait for the stuffing :::

[Onyx]

Onyx returns from the turkey pen, feathers stuck to various parts of her body. She shakes the ex-turkey in her grip.

"How much do I owe ya, Imp? And by the way, I do have a list of certain ingredients. What's the going rate for crows tongue?"

She spits out a downy feather that had been caught on the roof of her mouth and pulls out a list smeared with blood across the top left corner.

"Annnnd, can you get me foxglove, ginseng, pure alcohol, blessed water, sage and oh I'll be here all day if I read it, just take the list! Thanks!"

[Imp]

The Imp is writing all this quickly as Onyx speaks and stops as a blood-smeared piece of paper appears under his nose.

"Oh! Let me see...." He takes the list and starts reading. "Chains, whips, scented oils, candles ... Is this your letter to Santa?"

[Onyx]

She rips the paper away from Imp.

"Wrong one, " she mutters. "Although, do you have those candles?"

[Imp]

Imp cackles as Onyx takes the list back.

"Yeah, babe. I have candles. What size do you like?" He gives her a toothy grin with a brow waggle.