Presenting: The Reluctant Overlord Set! Gren Blockman, Tara Rynieyn and Alfred the Unicorn!!
Special features and accessories:
Gren Blockman!
Hands up in frustration action move.
Blank expressions.
Ten Foot Pole, he would not touch Tara with this.
A set of comic books, including "Arachnid-Man"
Tara Rynieyn!
Quill and Parchment set to dictate letters to the dueling venues.
Jar of Mayonnaise, with which she will torture Gren.
Chinese Take Out, since her last restaurant was closed for nefarious reasons, or legitimate. Depending on which one you talk to.
Pleasure Staff. Let's face it, 50 husbands? Yeah it needs to be large.
Alfred the Unicorn!
Saddle, no matter how well it fits, it won't stay on.
Horse Rider magazine. Not for children or Jockeys. For Male Horse Entertainment.
Bouquet of Gardenias, because even Unicorns need to eat fancy.
And much, much more!
Several Choice Phrases Including:
Gren:
- 1. "Gren Blockman. Metaphorical Punching Bag."
2. "You seem to run into a lot of dead bodies that just happen to be laying around in your presence."
3. “It’s time to relax, for just one day at least. No being a Ranger, no being an Overlord. No frustrations. No Tara, no Alfred, no mayonnaise. Ahhhhh.”
4. "That’s a staff, ma’am. And it’s a weapon, not a euphemism. Moving right along...“
5. “ ...and that is why it is so important to reduce our carbon footprint on RhyDin’s forests by recycling our plastics and paper.”
6. “Hey! It’s that guy!"
7. "Man, if I were as cool as G'nort, I wouldn't have to do all this postive press and sign autographs! I'm jealous of his sweet moves!"
Tara:
- 1. "Yer my underling. Kneel an' swear fealty!"
2. "Good God Simon."
3. "Dear Foolish Mortals I Will Never Understand if I Live To Be Another Thousand Years Old (and I shall)... "
4. "Yes, it is I, Tara Rynieyn, the tireless advocate for you people to continue breathing, once again with an important announcement!"
5. "So instead of seeing Blockhead versus Eddie, I got treated to Lord Shadow and that slightly deranged Japanese chick that always manages to look like she's one samurai short of a proper Seppuku. "
6. "Dearest Forest Virgin"
7. "G'nort Dragoon-Talanador of the impossibly long name. I want to find out if something else on his body is impossibly long!!"
Alfred:
- 1. “I think I changed my mind, Gren. After all, it’s rutting season. Don’t you know we’re endangered? I have to go repopulate the species!”
2. “I swear to Mother Nature that if one of these little crumb snatchers yanks on my mane, I’m gonna plant both my back hooves into your crotch.”
3. “Yeah, yeah. Happy. Magic. Sunshine. Rainbows. Let’s just get the humiliation over with.”
4. “If you don’t hurry up, I’m going to tell them all the embarrassing details I know about you. Like how you cry after sex. Oh, I’m sorry, did *that* one slip out?”
5. "Ramming Speeeeed!!!!"
6. “I left a delicious bale of hay for *this*? This hero business doesn’t seem worth it. I thought I’d get more babes doing all this “noble steed” stuff.”
7. “Of course I do. I’m a big Gwyneth Paltrow fan. She can ride me like Lady Godiva any day.”
8. "That G'nort guy? Oh, I'd let him ride me more than Gwyneth Paltrow! Not that he would. Cause he's not into animals at all.. Just saying I would let him."
NEW FEATURE!
When you pair Gren with either the Tara or Alfred figures, it gives them special "Matched Pair" Exchanges!
Gren and Alfred:
- 1. Gren: “Sort of, but they didn't have a spiritual catharsis. I was thinking more like Ghost, with Patrick Swayze, where his good deeds allow him to go to heaven where he’ll be reunited with his lost love.”
Alfred: “I figured you for a Patrick Swayze fan.”
Gren: “What does *that* mean?”
Alfred: “Nothing at all, big guy. Carry on.”
2. "This is great! A real Comic-Con! I've never seen so many comic books! There's plenty of holes I’d like to fill on my "want list" . . .”
"That's funny, I was just telling Imogene this morning about a hole I'd like to fill"
3. Gren: “Hey, wait a minute! Where did those flowers go?”
Alfred: “You didn’t think you were the only one who was going to get a fancy meal, did you? I helped myself”
Gren: “Do you know what those flowers were?”
Alfred: “*Tasty*!”
Gren and Tara:
- 1. Tara: Was that a tone?
Gren: No, it was resigned defeat. I've been practicing over the last year or so I've been dealing with you.
2. Gren: And you've killed again! What is wrong with you?
Tara: I haven't killed 'gain!
Gren: You seem to run into a lot of dead bodies that just happen to be laying around in your presence.
3. Tara: Say how awesome in the brainpan I am!
Gren Blockman: You're not awesome in the brainpan! You're warped in the brainpain! You won't corrupt my vote or my soul! I can't imagine what you would do to the guilds if you were in charge!
And many more!
