Coming Soon: High Noon B&B

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Coming Soon: High Noon B&B

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Flyers and advertisements filled boards and airwaves alike the first weekend of October, advertising the High Noon B&B at the Cadentia Baronial Manor. Innocent enough right? Nay, upon closer inspection, the details said nothing about a bed and breakfast but rather a "boom and break room", a place to de-stress, relax, and blow the hell out of your problems. A website listed on the advertisements laid out more information on the newest Baron of Cadentia's venture.




Welcome to High Noon Boom & Break Room and get ready to say goodbye to your worries. Hosted by Cadentia Baronial Manor, our state of the art explosives range and break rooms offer patrons a chance to blow the literal hell out of their problems. On the range, you have access to a number of high powered fire arms, hand grenades, rocket launchers, dynamite, and remote detonation devices. Use our targets or bring your own* and revel in the zen of wanton destruction of mannequins, cars, and more. Launch and firing area is warded to protect against accidental misfires, preventing explosives from detonating within the safe zone. Eye and ear protection available onsite. Waivers must be signed prior to entering the range as we cannot be held liable for hearing loss or other injuries.



Looking for a little less boom and a little more break? Step into the break room, one of six rooms set up with destruction in mind. Take your pick from our selection of sledgehammers, baseball bats, crowbars and more and spend the next 30-60 minutes breaking whatever you want. We fill your break room with an assortment of glass, plaster, porcelain, electronics, and anything else you want to bring along to smash, break, and otherwise demolish.



We allow up to 2 people per break room at any given time, making for the perfect romantic date night. However, we can accommodate groups of up to 6 when people take turns inside the break room. While you waiting for your turn you can watch the rest of your party from our “Watching Area". We expect all participants to come with closed toe shoes, long sleeve shirts, and long pants. Aside from that, we will provide all necessary safety gear, including goggles, helmets, and padding.

Lastly, check out the wet room! Our Wet Room is a seasonal one-of-kind room built for destroying items that make a wet mess. Items like pumpkins, watermelons, apples, and more!



Stop by High Noon's grand opening on Sunday October 4th at 6 PM for the first look at the range. The first 100 visitors will receive a discount on their first visit as well as a limited edition High Noon t-shirt and water bottle.






*Targets must be non-living, non-sentient


((100% vapored, board only. But feel free to post here with visits to the range or use it in play. Available for use in the Cadentia channel on discord, if you want. I'm not picky, just have fun with it!))
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Re: Coming Soon: High Noon B&B

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Nooners Saloon

Set up on the veranda of the Cadentia Baronial Manor, Nooners Cafe offers food and refreshments to patrons of High Noon and other visitors to the manor. Beneath an awning, the brother and sister pair of Khalil and Kamaria Faez sell an assortment of goods and merchandise for a modest price.



Menu:

Drinks:
Cowboy coffee - Straight black and bitter like it's meant to be
Sarsaparilla - Take it plain or with a scoop of ice cream for a float
Gin Sling - Gin, sweet vermouth, lemon juice, simple syrup, soda water, and angostura bitters garnished with a lemon spiral
Mint Julep - Muddled mint, simple syrup, bourbon, and angostura bitters garnished with a mint sprig
Whiskey Sour Punch - Bourbon, sugar, water, orange juice, lemon juice, and club soda, garnished with fresh orange slices

Snacks:
Corn dodgers - The old west equivalent of the modern day corn dog, only without the hotdog in the middle. Made from cornmeal, salt and boiling water, hand formed and then fried in salt pork grease
Beef jerky - Choose from mild, medium, hot, and dynamite
Rotisserie chicken sandwich - Cooked over an open fire and shredded to perfect with your choice of sauce
Pork rind nachos - Topped with cheese, veggies, and your choice of protein
Mini johnnycakes - Bite sized pancakes with a side of syrup. Make it a Johncolecake with a side of maple whiskey syrup for an up-charge

Desserts:
Candied bacon - A little salty, a little sweet, all good
Fried apples - Doused in sugar and cinnamon and fried to a golden squishiness
Berry campfire cobbler - Sweet and crunchy and dressed with ice cream
Campfire cinnamon twists - Cinnamon rolls wound around skewers and warmed over a fire before being brushed with butter and sprinkled with sugar and spice
Chocolate butterscotch haystacks - Pretzel cookies dipped in chocolate and butterscotch
Creme brulee - We even give you the torch to caramelize the top of it
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Closing of High Noon B&B

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Advertisements, emails, texts, news postings, radio and television advertisements, they all advertised the following:



The High Noon B&B will be closing temporarily to relocate to a new permanent home.
Well, I looked my demons in the eyes
laid bare my chest, said "Do your best, destroy me.
You see, I've been to hell and back so many times,
I must admit you kind of bore me."

~Ray Lamontagne-Empty
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