102nd Diamond Rules

[Michelle Montoya]

To thank the many people who have gone before me and have supported my journey in the Duel of Fists, the 102nd Diamond Rules are written in honour of Eden Parker, Jewell Ravenlock, Hope Naharis, and Jake Thrash. Many of these rules began with them.

The “Official” List

Official Fight Song: “Title Holder” is the official fight song of the Outback this cycle. When the Diamond is in a ring, it will be playing! (Credits: Jewell Ravenlock, 99th Diamond)

Official Banner: Similar to Claire’s reign, Seirichi's tenure, and calling back to Jewell’s 99th, Real RhyDin’s black and gold banner will hang from the scoreboard for the entirety of the cycle.

Official Drinks: The official drinks of the Outback will be Badsider, Broot, Crown Royal, and Cherry Coke. These are all paid for from House Royal funds during my tenure as Diamond. (Credits: Jake Thrash, Eden Parker, Hope Nahars)

Official Food: All pizza, but especially the kind with pineapple on it. (Inspiration: Eden Parker, x2 Diamond)

Official Dessert: Pie. It doesn’t have to come from Bak’d, but any orders made by competitors on the DoF Standings get 10% off if ordered from Bak’d.

Official Ring: Styx 2.0. For every fight completed in Ring Styx, you can pick up hand-crafted Letter Stick Decor from the Annex Gift Shop. (Inspiration: Hope Naharis, x3 Diamond)

The 102nd Diamond Rules

1. Mentor people on how to fight with all their heart, how to lose with grace, and how win with humility.
2. Gren shall be acknowledged as "Broot-man" and anyone offering a "Broot salute" gets their drinks for free. (Credit: Jake Thrash, x5 Diamond)
3. The Fern must be watered daily. Please take good care of The Fern.
4. Non-Opal Opals can be displayed at the bar for two free drinks (paid by House Royal).
5. Challenges for non-Opal Opals (BioHazard, LightStriker) should happen once a month. (Inspiration: Napoleon Bonarat, 78th Diamond)
   
   Non Opal Opals
   BioHazard → Purple opal held by Jesse (Spell)
   LightStriker → White opal held by Michelle Montoya
   
   1. Mentee’s (all of them) may intercede on challenges to all non-Opal Opals. (Inspiration: Jake Thrash, x5 Diamond)
6. All kinds of cake are officially banned from The Outback. Anyone found with cake will get a serious thrashing.
7. The Badass Board is being reinstated starting immediately and will last until the next DQ. Badass moves include Hooks, Uppercuts, and Spinkicks. A shut-out will also give you a point on the Badass Board. Document how Badass you are on the list provided**, and your name will be posted on the Badass Board for the cycle (Badass rank determined by the number of times you successfully land Hook, Uppercut, Spinkick or score a Shut Out). (Original Badass Board by Jewell Ravenlock, 99th Diamond)

**Please just c&p the official round call from the bot into the Badass Board thread

[Eden Parker]

I like your rules, Michelle!

...but does House Royal really gotta pay for so much stuff?