Diamond Rules Patch 69

[Seirichi]

'sup chumps. You got a new Diamond in town. And I think there is a need for some new rules.

1. The flag of Adenna will now hang from the scoreboard. You must take a knee and pledge fealty to it.

2. Never look at me directly.

3. Have an offering ready for my arrival. It may be food or a trinket of great amusement. Be prepared at all times.

4. Gwen is officially my Outback Woman. You will award her the same rights and privileges as me. If I am not there, all food / trinkets / shiny things shall be granted to her.

5. During all sudden death the bells and whistles will now be changed to Ke$has "Run Devil Run"

6. Dogs > Cats. This also requires G to bark every time he enters the Outback.

7. The table that I threw Harris on during the end of the PathFinder challenge is now a national treasure. Please see that it be sent to the Governors office and put in a museum.

8. I will not be called "Diamond". If anything, call me Great Leader Seirichi.

9. "Bird Law"

10. Candy must stop being a tease. I believe 99% of the Outback will enjoy this rule.

11. Aurast asked me to speak of cat people. But Mur looks to have made a rule about animal-folk already. I hereby say that the cage rule is still in effect.

I'll add more when I feel like it.

[Seirichi]

69.1 ( Update )

12. PJ must, at all times within the Outback, wear the most skimpy outfits possible. The more cleavage it shows, the better.

13. If you're apart of the itty bitty kitty titties club, you will be required to wear padded bras.

14. Candy is now unchallengeable. Unless you ask me first for permission. I will most likely let you. Well, if your name is Harris the answer will always be "No". This rule has nothing to do with me going to challenge for Firestar once this Diamond gig is over. I swear.

15. ShadoWeaver is now renamed to "Crawling in my skin ( These wounds they will not heal )."

[Mia Evans]

...You gotta be kidding me.

[Gwen Minx]

YAY SHINY THINGS FOR ME!

Thanks Seiri!

[MurOllavan]

I approve this message.

[Seirichi]

69.2 ( Update )

16. Something about "They're no Scottish". I have no idea what Scottish is but it seems Roderick thinks these rules are crap without them. I'll throw the guy a bone.

17. I love you Mia ♥. My woman should be plastered on posters that tell people to hit up the Outback for brawling. Get this done. Chop - chop.

18. To go along with 17. Koy needs to make her a cute / sexy outfit for this.

[Roderick Douglas]

That's the most seriously I've been taken in a long time. Thank you, Great Leader. However, there will be no kneeling or fealty to Adenna. My Scottish da is turning over in his grave!

--Roderick