The 70th Archmage Rules!

[Mallory]

I love wordplay, don't you?

These are the rules for as long as I'm Archmage, and you should follow them on pain of Hot Dog mispronouncing your name. (He might do that anyway)

RULE 1: The official drink of Twilight Isle is Ramune original flavor soda. If the bar runs out, bring some more -- Pat's Pitstop at the Twilight Market always has extra.

RULE 2: Eden Parker can order any pizza delivery to the rings during any Twilight Isle fight night or tournament, and I'll cover it, up to a total of seventy over the course of my reign. (current tally: 70/70 available)

RULE 3: If you see the galeb duhr known as Hot Dog, a pack of frozen hot dogs is a customary offering. If you don't have any, compliment his rock collection. He likes that.

RULE 4: In honor of our longest-reigning Keeper, if you have a joint, always offer Karma a hit.

RULE 5: On Tuesdays, we wear pink black.

RULE 6: If someone's tending at the RDI while you're at the Isle, send a drink through the portal. It's thirsty work!

RULE 7: If you think of a star-related pun, say it. Especially if Max is around.

RULE 8: More dance fights.

RULE 9: Students get a free appetizer on Twilight Isle fight nights.

RULE 10: Always tip the serving goblins.

((No one has to obey Mallory's "rules." They're just there for fun!))