Rings of Honor

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::shakes fist:: Stop the assault on apostrophes! I demand the proper tools to show dialect.

I changed them back and immediately they reverted to quotation marks.

See, look at your sig. :>

Has anyone noticed that apostrophes in the board profiles are being turned into a series of quotation marks?

Colm said atop his magical rainbow Watching the birds fly and feeling the wind blow When all of a sudden with a magical flash A flying saucer landed with a fiery crash. Out from the saucer came a really big thing With rotten teeth, a brain horn, and two leathery wings. Colm gasped and stammered and ...

Colm sat back and read the newest edition of Zoobooks that had just been sent to his rainbow by the local mailman mere moments before. "Ah, nothing like reading about the duck-billed platypus to get me day started right." He took a sip of whiskey, another ingredient to a successful day. Su...

Colm stretched out on his rented beach chair, taking in the smooth rays of the sun from 30,000 feet. His casual rest was interrupted, however, as a quick movement far down the rainbow caught his astute senses. "Halt!" shouted the leprechaun. The figure did not halt. "Halt!" shout...

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Sometimes, Colm liked to engage in drug free, no strings attatched sex. Colm was in one of those moods, so he took out the local white pages and dialed up Norman's Noodlebabes, an escort service run out of the docks. Colm figured 'Noodlebabe' was some sort of crude sexual ennuendo, but he was dead w...

Despite what Gork may have thought, it was not Colm who hit him with the electric food cooling and preserving device. It was actually 19-time All Star Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (formerly Lou Al Cinder). After the task was completed, Colm pulled a basketball from a small chest. "Check ball". Colm...

Colm stood there shakily, holding his cane that was broken in half by the sheer impact of Farek's blow. Luckily for Colm that he tripped, for Farek's great swing sent him flying past, and off the rainbow. Colm sat down as his shaking knees began to buckle and looked at his pot of gold. That was the ...

"Hee hee". Colm eyed Farek as he approached, indicating that the brigand should cease by extending his arm and placing a flat palm between himself and the ruffian. "Not so fast, you. Nobody takes me pot of gold." Colm waved his cane menacingly at Farek, waiting for the brigand to...

Colm was practicing his dueling skills on a half eaten corn on the cob when he saw a ghostly figure coming his way, riding the violet stripe of the rainbow. "I am the ghost of Christmas past." The voice was eerie and did not originate from any mouth or vocalization center. "No you are...

Colm knocked back a few quarts of whiskey before addressing the social club he founded, The Colm O'Hooligan Foundation for the Deaf, Dumb, and Irish. He stood on top of the podium and began to speak. His voice was slurred and he was obviously drunk. "So che qualcuno inserirà questo pargraph un ...

Colm was grilling some delicious Elf meat on his George Foreman mini grill when he looked up to see a terrible ogre coming his way. The ogre wielded the large, double-bladed axe menacingly at Colm. His rage was short lived, though, as he became distracted. He looked up, sniffing into the air as the ...

Colm was sitting atop his rainbow on a sunny day when a heavily armored adventurer approached. Clad in armor as thick as that woman's obnoxious fiancee in that show of the same name, and with a blade that would make even the most seasoned veteran capitulate out of sheer terror, the adventurer sought...