"IS IT ON?" she calls out.
"YEAH" came the voice holding the smartphone.
Ishikawa brings her heels together, stands straight, and holds her hands behind her back before she yells out, "I'M ISHIKAWA AND I WANT TO BECOME THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF RHYDIN!"
"I AM THE BEST FOR THE JOB AND I WILL GIVE YOU SIX REASONS WHY!
ONE! I HAVE STOLEN SIXTEEN GUNS FROM THE WATCH!
TWO! I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOUR TIMES! ESCAPED TWICE! THE WATCH RESPECT THAT!
FOUR! I HAVE BEEN ON THE TILTAWHIRL TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES AND ONLY THREW UP ONCE!
FIVE! I WILL BRING DISNEY TO RHYDIN"
"Can you really do that?" came from behind the camera
"Yeah it can't be that hard.." says Ishikawa before realizing she started to slouch while she answered. Back to attention!
"SIX! CAT CAFES CURE DEPRESSION! DO YOU WANT DEPRESSION CURED! YES!
AND SEVEN! Watch this cool jump!"
She then hops up onto the bridge railing, turns about with her arms held wide to keep her balance, then shoots a finger-gun at the viewers before hopping off the bridge. The person recording on the phone quickly runs over to catch a small bit of the drop before Ishikawa hits the water with a splash. The camera during all this is pretty shaky and then suddenly begins to fall while the girl yells out.. who, by the way, gets spotted for a brief moment as she's seen dangling from the railing to catch the phone.
"DID YOU GET IT!" followed by a confused HUH as the camera is quickly angled down to show a floating Ishikawa treading water.
"VOTE FOR ME! ISHIKAWA!" she yells with a double thumbs up before suddenly being dragged underneath the water.
The recording seems to be cut there for a fade out fade in cheap transition with a program watermark visible on the side of the screen. Ishikawa is then shown in what looks to be a nurses clinic while having her arm stitched up from what looks to be a bite.
"AND I BEAT UP AN ALIGATOR .. or crocodile! What's the difference again?" the question posed to the nurse currently working on her arm as the video ends.
A RHYDIN HERO BORN AND RAISED