By the decree of Lady Michelle Montoya-Bidarte -- henceforth titled Overbaker for the duration of her reign -- the following standards are set for the Arena and Annex. All mentions of the Arena include the Annex.
Policies Carried Over from the Overwitch
- Any complaints filed with Arthur, head of the Arena Complaint Department, shall be subject to a fee of 1 oz. shredded apple, cucumber, or mango, payable only to Arthur in person.
- High-five your caller. Fist-bumps, finger-guns, and jaunty salutes are also acceptable.
- Ring Royal and Ring Narwhal are the official Rings of the Arena. If you fight in Ring Royal or Ring Narwhal send the Overbaker proof, and she will give you a free Overbaker Limited Edition chocolate silk pie.
- For every Swords win against the Overbaker in the Arena the victor will receive a free Overbaker Limited Edition chocolate silk pie.
- For every Swords win in the Arena against Olaf or any of his Interns the victor will be awarded a thirty-token arcade voucher for the Annex arcade.
- Black Magic Burgers™ are the official food of the Arena.
- Crown Royal™ is the official alcohol of the Arena. If you don’t partake of alcohol, Broot is the next best thing.
- If you see Tass you must throw him kisses.
- If you see Harris you must throw popcorn at him.
- If you see Taneth you must ask if she wants a hug.
- A Word About Pies
- Pie must always be enjoyed with a fork.
- Pie must always be sliced and eaten on an individual plate so all may enjoy the pie.
- Pie must never be thrown. If you must throw a dessert, throw cake.
Chocolate Silk Pie: Overbaker Limited Edition
((Free pie comes with the associated icon! The chocolate-silk pie icon is limited-edition to my reign as Overbaker.))