H'llo frum Ma'Ma'Max
Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 9:05 am
H'llo.
M' naym iz Ma'Ma'Max, bu' yu kin kawl me Max, cuz evvybuddy duz.
I wuz th' freekin' fouhteenth Ovvuhlo'd uv th' Dool uv S'ordz.
Yup, I wuz a' Ovvuhlo'd and I wuz a very culluhful wun if I du say so m'se'f, whych uv corse I jus' di' say so m'se'f.
I din' kno' thys bo'uhd wuz heah, er I wudduh be'n awl ovvuh i'. I tho' th' freekin' Re' Draggin Inn gut blown up.
I dunno, if ennybuddy evin r'membuhz tha' fah ba'k, bu' um hopin' tu fynd an' ol' stuhry post'd a long tyme ago cawl'd "Hedonism."
Ennyway, h'llo tu ennybuddy tha' r'membuhz me, an' if yer styll alyve, tha's gud. If no', tu ba', bu' i' wuzn't m' fawlt tha' yer de'd cuz I haven' kyll'd ennybudy i' aygez.
Bye.
Max
M' naym iz Ma'Ma'Max, bu' yu kin kawl me Max, cuz evvybuddy duz.
I wuz th' freekin' fouhteenth Ovvuhlo'd uv th' Dool uv S'ordz.
Yup, I wuz a' Ovvuhlo'd and I wuz a very culluhful wun if I du say so m'se'f, whych uv corse I jus' di' say so m'se'f.
I din' kno' thys bo'uhd wuz heah, er I wudduh be'n awl ovvuh i'. I tho' th' freekin' Re' Draggin Inn gut blown up.
I dunno, if ennybuddy evin r'membuhz tha' fah ba'k, bu' um hopin' tu fynd an' ol' stuhry post'd a long tyme ago cawl'd "Hedonism."
Ennyway, h'llo tu ennybuddy tha' r'membuhz me, an' if yer styll alyve, tha's gud. If no', tu ba', bu' i' wuzn't m' fawlt tha' yer de'd cuz I haven' kyll'd ennybudy i' aygez.
Bye.
Max