Challenge for the Tower of Fire

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Challenge for the Tower of Fire

Post by XanthVanBokkelen » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:21 pm

To the Keeper of Fire, the Coordinator, and the dueling community at large:

I have been provoked for the last time by this insufferable woman.

DeAngelo and the rest of this community may revel in this woman's public
buffoonery, but my toleration for these false accusations of marriage and
entreaties of love is at an end. Now she has resorted to writing me
ridiculous letters filled with doe-eyed love poetry, crude drawings of
my personal visage, as well as making demands of my own personal collection
of books! I have been insulted on a grand scale and now I shall extract my
own personal brand of righteous vengeance.

You want a beating? You are about to get one.

I hearby challenge for the Tower of Fire.

Sincerely,
Xanth Van Bokkelen
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Post by Spell » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:53 pm

You're quite the gentleman! Looking to take the Tower of Fire for yourself so that I no longer need worry of challenge!
I was very, very, VERY disappointed that you missed our dinner date tonight.. but seeing this makes me feel all better!!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Should we begin redesigning now or later? Isabella has been sent to clean the library and sweep all around to make sure the tower is in tip top shape.
The bed within the tower is quite small. I will go shopping and find a new one more fitting for the two of us.
You may not know this but I KNOW you so much, Xanth!
Not only are you looking out for my well being and playing the protective husband to be role, but you're also looking to speed up our wedding date.
I agree. The 15th of December is far, far, FAR away! The sooner are are wed, the better.


~ Jesse
The Greatest and Soon to be Ex Keeper of Fire
FOUR time SAVIOR of Twilight Isle from the VILE SNAKE CANDY HART
Has never lost a DUEL - ever!!
Displacing Displacer of many Displacement Displacing for Water Gems
Wife to Archmage Lem DeAngelo
Soon to be MEGA WIFE to Xanth Van Bokkelen ( He beats me )
Fiance to Charles Blackstone
Divorcer of Jacen the Footfetisher
Besty to bridesmaids Besty 1 and 2
Dancer for Mephisto No
Slave owner of Isabella
Petter of Misty the Kitty


To the patrons of Twilight Isle and the Dueling Community at large:
You are cordually invited to celebrate the wedding of Xanth Van Bokkelen and Jesse DeAngelo Van Bokkelen.
The Bride and Groom have requested that all gifts please be in cash form or arcane tomes.
The vile snake known as "Candy Hart" will not be allowed to attend.
A date is still being scheduled but please RSVP below this post, along with your choice of CHICKEN or FISH for the reception.
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Post by DUEL Lem » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:33 pm

This domestic violence is valid and may proceed.
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Post by Spell » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:59 pm

Lemmy will you walk me down the aisle and hand me off to Xanth?
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Post by With Wicked Intent » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:04 am

A wedding of fire and bloodshed?

Sounds like my kind of party!

Xanth, I will TOTALLY be your best man for this, on the condition that by the time this thing is over you promise to have beaten some sanity into this chick.

Or at the very least will have rendered her completely catatonic.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.
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Post by XanthVanBokkelen » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:50 pm

We have agreed to have this challenge on Sunday (11/18 ) at 9 (EST). If there is a caller who is willing to offer their services, it would be appreciated.

The dueling community *will* witness a wedding of sorts. Namely, the marriage of my black boot and her mortal @$$. I will come prepared, I suggest she does the same.
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Post by Spell » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:13 am

So Jacen is my Xanthy's ( He beats me ) best man and Lemmy will be walking me down the aisle.
Now who.. just WHO will be kind enough to take on the task to call for us? The callers job is most important!
They will be the one who asks if I take Xanthy to be my husband. The dress code will be strict! Casual dress is prohibited!
You will be required to dress formal or else you will be cursed!
I have sacrificed many sheep to make sure such a thing would happen in an event of a wedding crasher!
No one is allowed to wear white but me. I am a pure, untouched maiden after all.
Women will be asked to wear veils, and men will be required to look dapper in top hats ( Pimp feathers may be included ).
Misty the Kitty will be the ring bearer. Please pet her on the head when you see her. She enjoys this very, very much.
Also there is no throwing rice, you will be asked to blow bubbles instead. My raven babies do not need to eat rice!

Siofra Besty! We should have a double wedding on Sunday! Jacen will be Xanthy's best man, then after they can play opposite day and switch!
Your chest is quite impressive and perhaps it will pull Jacen away from his sickening fetish for toes. You as his wife should remedy this!

Oh! Xanthy! I'm attaching a picture of the cake I baked for us below this letter! Please provide feedback!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

~ Jesse DeAngelo Van Bokkelen

Sexiest Keeper of Fire even though I'm a pure maiden!
FIVE TIME SAVIOR OF TWILIGHT ISLE FROM THE VILE SNAKE CANDY HART
Loving wife to Lem DeAngelo
Soon to be married happily ever after with Xanth Van Bokkelen
Matchmaker of Besty and Jacen the Footfetisher ( Soon to be Boobfetisher )
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In talks with Hades to become his newest wife
Tea Cup Clankers with Sarah
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Post by XanthVanBokkelen » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:39 pm

Here is my "feedback".

Once more I am appalled by the level of sheer, blithering
idiocy that you projectile-vomit all over this forum as
if you were suddenly struck by an apoplectic fit. Why this
so-called community even allowed you to get away with a
second reign in the Tower of Fire, after that last embarassing
debacle, is beyond my comprehension.

I can only assume that this is part of a ISLE-WIDE CONSPIRACY
designed to divert my attention from my goal of regaining the
title of ArchMage. AND EVERYBODY IS IN ON IT.

But no matter. I will become the next Keeper of Fire. I will
use its power to become the next ArchMage. Then I will restore
a level of dignity and credibility that has been sorely lacking
here for some time.

You enjoy your silly antics while you still have the chance.
Come Sunday I will give you a hard, cold introduction to what
we rational individuals like to call "reality".
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Post by Spell » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:37 pm

---- How Jesse saw the response ----
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Aww! You're so kind! Xanthy, I know we're going to make a great couple!
After we're done becoming the newest and greatest power couple of Twilight Isle.. Where should we go on our honeymoon?
I was thinking that maybe, just maybe, there is no rush! That you should challenge for Overlord.. and this time NOT lose!
Dethroning the vile snake Candy Hart for me would be a most lovely gift for your new bride!
And the Isle she possesses.. and the books that might be hidden away.

I have my dress all picked out and I cannot wait to show you!
You forgot to mention the cake, but I'll take that as you agreeing on it.
I'm giggling. It's okay. You're so smitten with me that you simply forgot! All is forgiven!

Yours forever, no matter how long. From now until the end of time. We'll be together, and you can be sure. That forever and a day, that's how long we'll stay. Together and forever more,

Jesse DeAngelo Van Bokkelen
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Post by Spell » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:52 pm

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Xanth! I drew a picture of you as a kitty! I think you would make a most beautiful kitty!
I also drew Mephisto No eating Charles in the background ( Did you hear he's a virgin? ) but no need for jealousy!
Me and Mephisto No have no long term plans for a relationship! ( Unless he becomes Archmage )
I made your nose pink because I think you would look adorable with a pink nose.
Will you tickle me with your whiskers and purr while I pet you?
I'm blushing! Sunday seems so very far away.. I am counting the days - no! Hours.. NO! Minutes..! Noo! Seconds! Until our beautiful, beautiful wedding.

Lemmy is waiting for me. I'm going to stand outside the Celestial Tower for the next hour and sing him a song.
See you soon! I love you!

- Jesse DeAngelo Van Bokkelen
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Post by XanthVanBokkelen » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:19 pm

I completey fail to comprehend what the hell I am even
looking at. If I would have defacated into a paint can and
sent it to the insane asylum, I would have gotten a more
coherent picture than this.

I will agree with you on one point, Sunday can not arrive
quicker. For obviously different reasons.
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Post by Spell » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:30 pm

You must need glasses. Once we're finished with the wedding ceremony we can go get you checked.
I'll take care of you Xanthy, there's no need to worry!
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Post by Spell » Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:04 pm

Oh my, oh my! There's still a need for a caller! I ask, plead, and beg! Who else will marry me and Xanthy on Sunday?
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Post by Spell » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:41 am

The Co-President of Tea for Two, Little Miss Sarah, has graciously taken up the challenge of heading me and Xanthy's wedding!

REMEMBER! DRESS CODE!
NO CANDY HARTS ALLOWED!
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Post by Charles Blackstone » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:26 pm

Yup im coming. Bring all the chickens that you have.
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