Stories from RhyDin & The Rings

aesthetically speaking @pastelcrimes
no longer taking applications for the position of rich benefactor. that job has been filled.

NP Mist S @mistymist
Pls help, seeking dire wolf pup like the one at sunday match. Same litter? rescue/animal shelter? Sad kid.

Tippletoe As Mary @tippytop

So much fun with the #GovernorElection! I think that @blackmagicburger Bailey Raptis, King Frank and Pharlen are great! They are such nice people! Congratulations Mrs. VonTombs on getting to wear the fancy pants! I hope you get another bright feather for your cap. ALSO, you all got to come to the #Shanachie THEATRE! See me be Mary! Yay! #BaldSoprano #HugoIsFunny #EregorIsSweet #LOVEYOUYASMIN

@Colleen

@MistyMist: Have a litter of Collie pups that are three month old and about ready to leave mum. Kiddo have one if she likes.

Did I do this right?

Black Magic Burger @blackmagicburger

Thanks, @tippytop! We'll let Bailey @feiticeiro know, though he doesn't really check his Tweeter account much.

Speaking of @feiticeiro, we're proud to announce the grand opening of our second restaurant in Old Temple! Bailey will be our front-of-the-house manager, and our sous chef will be Ägidius Bornemann, formerly of Osteria Papà Fulvio! Give us a warm welcome Monday, October 7!

aesthetically speaking @pastelcrimes
@DirectorLance why i shouldn't have a knife, exhibit A

Captain Evers III @DirectorLance
Replying to @pastelcrimes

Not A Giant @jotunn

@malallory text 99-017-107-0834. plz. rite now. it's important.

aesthetically speaking @pastelcrimes
maybe i'm looking for something i can't have
but i can't help myself
caught up in the rhythm of it

Black Magic Burger @blackmagicburger

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! We're switching things up a bit with our menu now! In honor of Jewell Ravenlock's victory at the 99th #DQ, we're proud to introduce the Jewell Ravenlock burger!

It's an au poivre (that means pepper-crusted) hamburger with a brioche bun, basil aioli, blue cheese, blueberry glaze, thick-cut bacon, red onion, and arugula. Try one today!

With Bailey, Eden, and Yeardley's departures from Archmage, Diamond, and Dockside, we have decided to retire their burgers in the meantime. Unless, of course, you'd like us to #bringthemback #bringBaileyback #bringEdenback #bringYeardleyback.

JackieV @Coffins

OMG Mom IS Dr. Who

Also: Pleased to report Featherman did NOT kill Mesteno, but it was total dishonorable combat.
Also: I am NOT Devil's Panties. That's Saila.

Gory @timewalker

@Coffins - Time Lords FTW! #BiggerOnTheInside

JackieV @Coffins

@Timewalker She TOTALLY IS. When she's working and goes back in time, she almost always takes a friend or someone with her to help. She uses a time thing to go back. But that's mainly because she's lazy. She's got lots of weird tech. A weird accent. And she likes to crochet scarfs. PROOF POSITIVE.

Pharlen = Dr. Who #BiggerOnTheInside #TimeForTimer #MomsASuperHero

You Been Warned @TheRef

Mates. Late-breaking rumors affecting betting. Hold steady on yesterday's recs. RRD M. Montoya been in a hell-dimension since FearFest. Recent rescue just in time for @IFL. Rumor has that she ain’t been right since. Tower of Water affected. Lass be haunted by darkness. 1/2

You Been Warned @TheRef

Sophia Song looking better and better for fight tonight. Early signs of promise in the Outback from the rich girl. Check your bets before the window closes. Fight tonight @8:30. #IFL. #dontblameme 2/2


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I Be Giant @jotunn

Proud winner right here! He loves his fans as much as he loves his fighting.

There was a picture of a 9'6" giant with bright blue tattoos and nothing but a loincloth in the IFL Gardens taking selfies with a crowd of fans, all wearing shirts that said "BFG: BIG FIGHTING GIANT".