One Liners
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Droet the Bold — Today at 10:26 PM
"Careful, Governor. They say pride goes before a fall. Sometimes with an eth or two in there."
"Careful, Governor. They say pride goes before a fall. Sometimes with an eth or two in there."
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10/23/2021 in the Red Dragon Inn
Jackson — Today at 9:24 PM
“I’m good at annoying gods. So I can help with that.” I say towards Zag.
Angelic — Today at 9:24 PM
"Just the gods?" He lifted his mug for a long, loud, obvious siiiip.
Jackson — Today at 9:24 PM
“I’m good at annoying gods. So I can help with that.” I say towards Zag.
Angelic — Today at 9:24 PM
"Just the gods?" He lifted his mug for a long, loud, obvious siiiip.
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Re: One Liners
Ya'll don't hear from me.... ever...
But I was digging through some organizing of my bookmarks, and came across this little nugget of joy from IFL season 2014 on the Asian Invasion website that is still around, thought I'd share for the humor that made me spit take.
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PostSubject: Epic Typo!! Epic Typo!! Icon_minitimeWed Oct 29, 2014 11:50 pm Select/Unselect multi-quote Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post
Resolute: "I might have more work to do, but I can come on all of you for a little while." He slanted a look Kimone's way. "I'm confident, but don't rely on providence for anything."
Resolute: with*
Resolute: WITH*
JC: Wow Charlie. Wow.
Fourth: Terry would kill him, as would Melson. Off they went, clean of face and unsoiled by the seed of man.
Kimone Kidd: Well, she never tried that sort of thing....
Resolute: They WERE Asian...
Epic typo, bud. Epic.
But I was digging through some organizing of my bookmarks, and came across this little nugget of joy from IFL season 2014 on the Asian Invasion website that is still around, thought I'd share for the humor that made me spit take.
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PostSubject: Epic Typo!! Epic Typo!! Icon_minitimeWed Oct 29, 2014 11:50 pm Select/Unselect multi-quote Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post
Resolute: "I might have more work to do, but I can come on all of you for a little while." He slanted a look Kimone's way. "I'm confident, but don't rely on providence for anything."
Resolute: with*
Resolute: WITH*
JC: Wow Charlie. Wow.
Fourth: Terry would kill him, as would Melson. Off they went, clean of face and unsoiled by the seed of man.
Kimone Kidd: Well, she never tried that sort of thing....
Resolute: They WERE Asian...
Epic typo, bud. Epic.

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Re: One Liners
Mist wandered in on Pearl and Amaris dueling in their bear and wolf forms.
Mist Gul — Today at 8:22 PM
"Aw, the little ladies are having a tea party," he teased as he stepped down and around to the arcade, carrying his mug of hot cider.
Mist Gul — Today at 8:22 PM
"Aw, the little ladies are having a tea party," he teased as he stepped down and around to the arcade, carrying his mug of hot cider.
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Dakota Street — Today at 8:58 PM
"I guess it was the butt slap that did it," she mused.
"I guess it was the butt slap that did it," she mused.
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Kruger — Today at 9:31 PM
"Nice combo Gatito! Doran... take notes! Combos have cheese surrounded by a pretzel shell!"
"Nice combo Gatito! Doran... take notes! Combos have cheese surrounded by a pretzel shell!"
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From Mira Burke in the RDI:
"You and your daughter don't hold the exclusive rights to stubbornness, old man...!"
"You and your daughter don't hold the exclusive rights to stubbornness, old man...!"
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Partly Cloudy — Today at 10:48 PM
Kruger was over there trying to turn the axolotl into a salamander.
Kruger — Today at 10:50 PM
It was important to try to get your poke's to evolve.
Kruger was over there trying to turn the axolotl into a salamander.
Kruger — Today at 10:50 PM
It was important to try to get your poke's to evolve.
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From Tenball, on Seaside Beach: “… Claire, this is Salvador Delahada, a man whose t-shirts usually speak louder than he does. …”
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From Reign in the arena 8/28: “Ew. Toxic masculinity is so last gen.” She deadpanned.
“Perfection is static, and I am in full progress.”
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After receiving the MEGA Mystery Box from Karma at the conclusion of the DoM ART:
XanthVanBokkelen — Today at 11:20 PM
He steps towards Strawberry and takes the box. There is nothing that pleases me greater than a Box full of Wins, HmmHmmHaHaHaHa. He pets the top of the box as if it was a pet kitty.

(^from Xanth in the Green Room)
XanthVanBokkelen — Today at 11:20 PM
He steps towards Strawberry and takes the box. There is nothing that pleases me greater than a Box full of Wins, HmmHmmHaHaHaHa. He pets the top of the box as if it was a pet kitty.

(^from Xanth in the Green Room)
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