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[Vernon]

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Vernon (Vern): 7-1, Ammunition: High Voltage, Cryo, Incendiary   - Last Dueled: 4/3/14

Kate Palmer, The Young Gun: 7-2, Ammunition: High Voltage, Cryo, Incendiary   – Last Dueled: 4/3/14

Stop losing you chump!

Also... glad to know you have a penis. Swing it low since all you can do is aim low.

-Vern,
Your future first Desperado.

[Ace]

She has a what . . . ?

[Kate Palmer]

I guess the term metaphorical is a bit too much for you, genius boy.

::Points to the fact that she has won the only tournament, which included beating you. Laughs, drinks.::

[Vernon]

A penis. The thing that dangles, man.

Apparently, her..his...I don't know anymore! They said they are better at having one.

Kate, is your real name Karl? We won't judge you. Honest!

::looks::

Oooo.. You want a pat on the back for winning three duels in one night? I won three duels when the Arena opened. What else you got?

Oh, not to mention I dueled three times in one night and surpassed you. Even though your arguement about being higher ranked was invalid since we were both ranked as Outlaws. I'll be a nice guy and take next week off to let you catch up.

-Vern,
Your furture first Desperado.

::Drinks.. THEN laughs!::

[Delilah Benjamin]

I'm pretty sure when she posted that, she was in fact ahead of you since regulation shootin hadn't happened on Wednesday yet. A couple days makes all the difference.

Congrats to ya both all the same though, leadin the pack and all. I'm lookin forward to seeing who wins the race to desperado.

-Del

[Vernon]

False,

My record upon entering the tournament was three to zero. Mr-Mrs. Dangleparts was two to one. While they won they tournament they clearly could not comprehend basic math. There is no cure for stupidity.

-Vern
Your future First Desperado.

P.S.

Dear, Mr-Mrs. Dangleparts. Please come back. I miss mocking you.

[Delilah Benjamin]

Incorrect boyo. Standings were updated right after the tourney. The standings you pulled for this mess of a pissin contest came from the following Thursday after Wednesday's dueling was done. Miss Kate was right at the time, hate to break it to ya.

-Del

[Vernon]

Aren't you a cute chump?

Did your lover boy whack you across the head?

Let us take a trip down memory lane.

Week 1

Vernon - 3-0
Kate - 2-1

Young Gun Tournament

Week 2-3

Vernon - 5-0
Kate - 7-1

Both ranked as Outlaws. No rank advantage as proclaimed by Kate.. Only WoL title. To which Kate was, in fact incorrect, since he-she jumped the gun. All puns intended.

Week 3

Vernon - 7-1
Kate - CHUMP

Mr-Mrs. falls off tha map because they lose too much.

Want to be the next Chump pointy ear?

Oh wait.. I forget you can't win a duel unless you're dueling your lover boy.

-Vern
Your future First Desperado.

[Imperius]

My hemorrhoids are acting up again. Wait, no, it's Vernon's ritualistic babble that he's leaving notes with. Let's not get ahead of ourselves Verny- you're all just entertainers. The dog with the loudest bark is still a dog! Get along now in your pen.

[Delilah Benjamin]

Lookit you all big and bad with your name calling, Vern. Quit over compensating for your faulty equipment by pickin on girls. This isn't third grade, pulling their pigtails won't get ya anywhere with them. Grow up and do good work like Ace and that robocop guy then maybe you wouldn't get so much hell. Rather have either one of em as our Desperado over you. Gutter trash, that's all you are. The only chump on that battlefield is you.

[Vernon]

Let me take a page from Kate's book.

I'm.

Better.

Than.

You.

-Vern
Your future First Desperado.

[Delilah Benjamin]

Delusional.

[Vernon]

Duel an actual opponent other than your lover boy, pointy ear.

[Imperius]

Vernon I don't expect you've had much practice in the medical field but are you aware of what happens to a tumor?

[Delilah Benjamin]

Who was it that won the very first DoG match after the battlefield opened? What's that? Not you? Some knife earred girl? Oh yes, that's right. And he ain't my lover boy, he's just a friend. And I didn't hear you stepping up to fight when I asked for a match tonight.