March 2007

[Marc Franco]

Friday, March 16

Tears! Insults! DRAMA! Oh, my!!!

All this love in the air you had to know eventually it would start crashing and burning!!! One of our absolute all-time favorites, Dameon, and his "bloody psychotic might-be girlfriend" Sera took a nose dive off the relationship bandwagon last night in FANTASTIC fashion!!!

What can be better on a Thursday night than a rip-roaring break-up? While Dameon accused Sera of being clingy and Sera shot back that Dameon was a commitment phobe, Dameon's good friend Ness attempted to get a bet going on whether or not Dameon would take a punch and Dameon's cutie of a lil sis, Kira, distracted herself with her sketch book.

Tears! Insults! Accusations! DRAMA! Is there anything better than a bitter break-up???

In better news, there was hot, Hot, HOT action in the Arena!!! First Baker laid a gigantic kiss on our Evie! And then, evidently feeling left out, tequila-crazed PJ laid an even HAWTER kiss on the brunette bombshell!!!! Repeat! REPEAT!!!

Lil Miss Anger Management took home her pirate, Stephen!!! Jewell sure moves fast!!! I suppose to produce kids as quickly as she does, you have to. Maybe she's going for a full soccer team???

[Marc Franco]

Saturday, March 17

Bikinis in the Pit!!!

Last night was a bit of a let down compared to Thursday night. But, really, how can anything follow up one of our FAVORITES Dameon accusing his girlfriend of being "psycho" in the middle of a crowd and her bawking at him! Yes, folks! She clucked like a chicken! The best break-up EVER!!!

We're already rooting for them to get back together so that we may see at least a dozen similar fights!!!

Keaton waltzed into the Inn yesterday evening for the first time in quite a while. There was more than one lady pleased to see him!!! And can you blame them? Isn't he the absolute yummiest?!?! His entry was followed shortly by a queen in the realm of sinful hotness -- Trixie. These two sizzle almost as hot as Cassie and Alain!

Speaking of our hands-down FAVORITE couple, one-half of it did show up late in the Inn looking as fine as ever. Cassie is to swooooon for! She was chatting up Gideon over her and Alain's not-so monogomous relationship. But, really, doesn't every woman have to be a let down after Cassie?!?!

Harris was out in the Inn making friends as only he can. The peanut-flicker was only there a half an hour before obtaining a date with the Gov in the Outback's nastiest ring -- the PIT!!! Gov Kitty, who has promised to wear a bikini for the bout, is a handful but Harris is a pretty storied Outback fighter! Who do you think will walk out alive???

Ladies love smooth men!! Gideon must be the smoothest because he always seems to have a pack of lovely gazelles surrounding him! Last night found him charming the innocent Charlotte in the Inn whom he introduced to the FANTASTIC Everett! The pair seemed to hit it off pretty well, even sneaking into the kitchen for a bite to eat. Can we even hope for it? A love match between our Everett and that cute little speck of femininity? HOW CUTE!!!!

...Gideon didn't seem to mind when Everett wandered off with his company. Perhaps it was because he was fully engaged in a verbal sparring match with the ill-mannered Malachi. The insults juuuust FLOWED!!!

It wasn't insults but alcohol flowing at the DoD girls' table. The whole squad was in tow for some drunken debauchery which included hook-ups, a brief peek at PJ's boobage, and the always tres chic Koy!!!

[Marc Franco]

Sunday, March 18

A busy night of fodder!!

Where do we even begin on last night, kids? Let us tell you, we were busy little gossip mongers last night!

Our poor dear sweet Kira was between a rock and a hard place as she listened to a confused Sera discuss her break-up with Kira's brother Dameon. They really should make greeting cards that say "I'm sorry my brother viciously dumped you and called you 'psycho'. Can we still be freinds?"

Spaceman Wil and Musician Dark really should join some sort of Players' Anonymous group! Is there anyone in RhyDin that chases more skirt than these two? Wil's target of the night was a lovely blonde named Addison! Get out now, honey! GET OUT NOW!!!

Whoa, what? Erin was certainly in high spirits the other night!! She discussed dancing on the bar and having a night out on the town! And to top it off she made fishy faces and tickle-attacked the oh-so-proper Everett ....Wait, we're starting to think we like the single Erin! So much more fun! And less horse-like!

For at least a while it appeared that the Cassie/Alain/Amalia love triangle had ended and our two heros were back to being free to make delicious love. Amalia was batting her lovely eyes Malachi's way and he seemed interested enough. Unforunately, details are unclear but rumor has it that Cassie was later spotted at the bar throwing back shots with Erin discussing an incident where the floozy had butted in again! If Alain doesn't push this girl aside SOON then he may just not be good enough for the fantastically sinfully HAWT Cassie!

The vicious Scathachian visions were out in full force! Issy, Jenai, Reeni, and Eddie all showed their lovely faces!!! And, in a shocking scene, Issy proved that she is not the lesbian that the RU guys had hoped she was (Can't you hear their sobs from here?) and KISSED A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN!!!! Pigs are flying. Hell has indeed frozen over. What is RhyDin coming to???

[Marc Franco]

Monday, March 19

We're disappointed in you, boys!!!

It doesn't appear that our lovely Leni has cost us $1500 nobles yet! Come on, gentleman! I disappointed that none of you have been able to woe her into a date yet. Where are all of you smooth-talking men of RhyDin? Where's Wil? What about Dark? Gideon? You guys are supposed to be the best of the best!

Speaking of Gideon, that man sure knows how to surround himself with LOVELY LADIES!!! Early in the night he had his arm slung around the red hot redhead Illy on the couch and then later it was the ever so classy Charlotte in front of the fire. The man has immpeccable taste in women! Both Illy and Charlotte are first-rate classy broads!!!

Foxy Shey was hanging out with Mr. Player himself, Dark, who even stole a kiss on her cheek. While typically we worry about beautiful women in Dark's presence since he has that whole "love 'em and leave 'em" reputation, we are quite confident that Miss Foxy Shey can handle herself. In fact, if there are any hearts a-breaking here, safe money is that it is not Shey's.

Do you need further proof that single Erin ROCKS so much harder than married, horsey, stick in the mud Erin? Well, last night she discussed a possible make-out session between her Erin, Kitty, and Cassie for yours' truly's benefit!!! KISSING! HAWT women!! We are starting to love Single Erin!

Addison evidently took our advice on Wil as she was seen chatting up Darkmere last night. Darkmere was polite but dismissive claiming that he was not on the market. Who may we ask has taken him off??? We're are DYING to know!!!

The DoD girls had a full table last night! Koy looking heavenly in slip dress dodging pies thrown by Ebon! FASHION NO-NO, EBON!!! Sluttacious PJ seems to have a new man in her harem -- Bad Boy Gage. DoD girls seem to have adopted EVIE to guide her down the path of sinful excess and deliciously exposed cleavage. Go, EVIE!!!

Yugo jumped up onto the bar at Gav's urging to announce that as of yesterday he is a proud papa!!! The Gossip GangSTAR HEARTS babies! Congratulations to him!!!

Taneth was seen jumping around in the Annex in the cutest cheerleading outfit complete even with ribbons for her hair! Shake those pompoms, girlfriend!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, March 21

Even on a quiet Tuesday night there's drama to be found!

The oh-so YUMMY Ewan and Storm exchanged a heartfelt goodbye before she walked him down to the docks to see him off. VERY CUTE!!! This relationship certainly gets the Gossip GangSTAR's Seal of Approval!

And just for a status update on another recent love match, DoDer Rena was in the Inn macking on her new sweet boy toy, Val. He's super cute, sweetheart! Niiiice catch!

Dameon gathered round his lovely sister Kira, his brother Jonas, and their good friend Ness at the promise of a good joke but got few laughs. See, Dameon, you were much funnier when you were dating the ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HAWT Sera!!! Get back together already!!! We HEART this group, though. Jonas is the yummiest!!

Bad Boy Gage took a flying leap off the deep end and challenged Cas (not the female one but the Roman, Opal holder one) to a duel in the Outback next Monday. Evidently he was pissed off for being called "Ramirez's Flavor of the Month"!!! Hiiiiillarious line! Cas just jumped onto our list of favorite smart mouths!!! And somebody might want to fill said flavor in on just how big of a problem he's in for Monday. Send them to the PIT, Suuuuper Des!

Speaking of Suuuuuper Des, she and her Sidekick in Life Gav stopped by while celebrating their first wedding anniversary. Drinks were on Gav and, as you can imagine, it was an offer that went over quite well! We've got a good feeling that Gav's wallet is a good deal lighter today. CONGRATS, KIDS!!! A full year is a real accomplishment in this city!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, March 22

Looove in the Spring!

Ooooh. Yesterday was the first day of Spring and looooove was in the air! The handsome Caven took that oh-so-cute blonde bombshell Colette for a romantic picnic! Another cute new love match!!! Yay!

The HAWT Cassie and the former horsey Erin had their pretty little heads together in some serious girly chit-chat! The conversation was pretty clearly about a man but which man is the question!!! What I wouldn't have given to be a fly on the wall for that conversation!

The EFFORTLESS Kairee accused Lil Miss Jewell of being infatuated with a certain pirate. Jewell denied it at the time but was spotted headed home with that very same little pirate. And to save us from having a hit put out on us by Lil Miss Anger Management, we will add that Jewell has made it very clear to your Gossip GangSTAR that she is NOT sleeping with Stephen!!! Poor Stephen. Evidently he's not good enough to be linked to having sex with???

[Marc Franco]

Monday, March 26

Thursday Night!

Your THIRD Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Caven making eyes at the cute little blonde Collette! The day before the pair had gone for a picnic and they certainly looked chummy in the Inn. We totally HEART Collette's bouncy energy but is Caven the man for her??? We're reserving judgement on this one for the time being!

- A not-so horsey Erin gave a scarf to the swarmy Malachi (is it just us or is there something slimy about this guy?) while the HAWTACIOUS Cassie looked on! Lydia broke up the party with some bad news for Erin. Something about cat sex. What??? Whatever it was, Erin sure took off in a hurry after that!

- Cal who has clearly moved on after her brief fling with Dark. She was seen talking to a particularly handsome young man named Brendan. However, Brendan isn't limiting his options! Later in the evening he was complimenting the lovely redhead Lurielle on what great company she is! We DEMAND a hot cat fight over a man! We haven't seen one of those in aaaages!

- Our Evie telling Baker what a naughty little girl she is! Oh, how we love Evie! And, we suppose if Baker is what makes our Evie happy, he is alright as well.

- Erin sharing a bottle of wine and flirting with Alain!!! Wait, wait. Erin? Not Cassie? NOOOO!!!! Alain is property of the gooorgeous Cassie! Hands off, you little vixen!

- Issy calling that Scorp guy that she was seen kissing "cher". WHAT??? It's blown our mind enough that Issy was kissing him but now she's calling him pet names??? This is not our SMASHING Issy!

- Grayson cuddling with our cute little Taneth in the Arena while she cheered on... well, you know Taneth, she was cheering on nearly everybody! The point of the matter is that Grayson needs to keep his dirty mitts off our innocent little Taneth!!! This girl is in desperate need of a over protective older brother!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, March 26

Friday Night!

It appears that it didn't take Brendan long to make his choice. After a terse, emotional conversation with Cal, he was seen laughing and flirting with Lurielle! There's something cute and courtly about the Brendan/Lurielle coupling so we very much approve!!!

We totally HEART hunky Val!!! This guy is perfect for the lovely, sane member of the DoD, Rena! They have been exchanging cute little pecks and sweet comments! Awwww! Too much! A-FREAKING-DORABLE!!!

Speaking of adorable, the lovely Kira was having a heart-to-heart with Ness. However, these two pain us too much for words! They each CLEARLY like one another but neither will tell the other. You like each other! Kiss! Call each other "dear"! Move on to cute couple-dom like you should already!!! This is just becoming too painful to watch.

Gideon was busy ruffling the feathers of three lovely ladies -- Cassie, Erin, and their friend from their homeland Sascha! We can always count on Gideon for a good bit of drama and snark on quiet nights!

Lil Miss Anger Management was showing her devilish side once again! She exchanged heated words and insults with Tommy before he stalked out into the night. Ciera sympathized with her after Tommy took off, mentioning that the claws of the underworld should rip his guts out. ...urk? Why don't the hot women of this town talk dirty like normal women? Why is it always guts being ripped out and violence against reproduction organs? Le Sigh.

[Marc Franco]

Monday, March 26

Saturday night!

It appears all is right with the world for despite some heavy flirting with Erin two nights prior, hunky Alain was back kissing on the sluttacious Cassie! Awww! Aren't they the yummiest??? Although, we must admit, the drama loving side of us was hoping for a viciously hot hair-pulling match between Erin and Cassie. Meow!

Speaking of sluttacious, the action between Shey and Dark seems hot and heavy. We still aren't sure about that one. How do you trust a man that giggles??? Even your great PINK Gossip GangSTAR does not giggle!

Gideon was around looking scrumptious as usual. Wouldn't Gideon and Koy make an absolutely delightful pair! With Koy single now perhaps fate can push the two together, no??? However, it seems to be Sascha who has captured Gideon's eye... at least for now! We doubt it'll last long. Gideon seems to have a rotating bevy of beautiful women to keep him company.

Charlie -- the sluttacious Company of the Dragon pinup model/duelist -- looked particularly un-pretty when she arrived at the Inn! It appears someone's given the girl a real beating! Her stay in the Inn didn't last long. She dragged fellow DoDer PJ into the back alley for some heated words. All that's clear is that they share a common relative and neither lady seemed to happy with the other!!!

Drama, drama, drama!!! Just the type of stuff your Gossip GangSTAR LOOOVES!!!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, March 26

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

Yes, my dears! This would be our fourth blog entry today! We heard that our pretties were missing their daily dose of gossip so we just had to catch you up on all the happenings. Now that we've recapped Thursday, Friday, and Saturday we shall move on to Sunday!

Mushiness seemed to be the theme of the night... or at least we got our fill of it from Shey and Dark. Uh, yuck! Enough with the sweet talk already! Sex talk good! Sweet talk bad! Gag me with a freaking spoon! Sheesh.

The uuuuber hot Kairee graced the Inn with her FANTASTICALLY droolable form. Does your Gossip GangSTAR sound like a silly fan boy??? We don't care!! She made it clear that "I do what I want, when I want, where I want and with who I want." LOVE HER!

Rumors are flying around the dueling venues! Who will be the top seeds in the Swords' Madness Tournament? Sixty-four people have entered to fill the roster and now a selection committee will decide on their seating! Exciting!

...It was otherwise a very quiet night around town! Here's to tonight being much more dramatically prone!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, March 29

Make me WANT you!!!

A talking spider caught the eyes of two lovely ladies -- Kina and your Gov Kitty! Evidently spiders have names. This one called himself Lucky and, after all the attention from the womens he seemed to be getting, we'd have to say that the name fits!

Cor is back to his normal colored hair! It's okay, dear. Not everybody can pull off the Gossip GangSTAR look!!! He and Colette were seen at the bar together briefly. Wouldn't this make such a cute couple??? We would just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!!! SNAP, SNAP. Make it happen!

Was that swarmy Malachi and uber cute single Erin cuddling up together??? Nooooooo!!! Be cute and single for a while!!! No swarmy men!!! And if you are going to hook up with a man why can it not be the oh-so-cute and studly Everett?

Everett seems to have picked up on his friend Gideon's love of being surrounded by a pack of pretty preening peacocks. His company last night included the lovely Asha and his frequent companion Viki. Gideon reared his sextastic playboy head as well! His charms were directed on the loooovely Charlotte! We can only hope that he charmed the pants off her!!!