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March 15, 2008

Overheard Around Town!

- “If Matt ever cheated on Koy, his dentist would be removing bits of her high heel.” We totally HEART Kitty!

- ” Frank fights like a chicken. Plenty of squawking and dancing around.” So claimed The Bum Phillipe! We’re publishing this because we want to see Frank kick The Bum Phillipe’s you-know-what for saying it!

- “I am pregnant with Veighn’s love child! I could not wait for Stephen to get out of jail, and Veighn offered to take me out on that..um..hearts and naked baby day so we went out. He woo’d me quite well, I must say. I only threw up a little bit when he licked me with those three tongues this time.” So claimed CHARITY Jewell. We’re more disturbed than amused, really.

- “Asians are hot, man.” Another classy Graziano line from Tony.

- “Who wants tae be goin’ out…tha’ requires spendin’ money…me I jus’ be lookin’ fer a quick ride tae tuna town on the skin ship.” Robert even comes close to offending US sometimes!

- “Oh, see, that ain’t gonna work then. I keep my va-jay in check, and non-tuna-y.” Was Trixie’s response to Robert’s above comment!

- “What page are you guys on in the Kama Sutra?” Baker to Pipes and Perry in an attempt to see how serious their relationship was. We HEART this question as a deciding factor on whether or not two people are a couple or not!

- “Stitch’s a jackal, not a dingo, Hina. He did NOT eat your baby.” Bree to Hina in response to Stitch’s claims that he made a snack out of her son.

- “I’m the most kick-assinest Tender in this dump of a city.” Baker makes up a new word. We should keep a dictionary of Baker-words!

- “Don’t you beat me up both morally and emotionally damn near every time you see me?” SPEEDSTER Nova to Big Britches Erin after she gave him a hard time for not dueling her.
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March 15, 2008

Ohz Noez Wednesday!

Wow! The men in this city are such PLAYERS!!! We’ve reported that Adrienne has been seen in the company of a man named Morgan recently who has seemed to really have charmed his way into her pants in the past week. We think this guy is a bit sleazy but he seems to have some game! Wednesday night it wasn’t Adrienne he was macking on but Hina who is certainly in a vulnerable place. In fact, he was seen leaving with her!!! Now Adrienne’s new to town but we don’t see Hina’s friends allowing this guy to take advantage of her. Morgan is seriously cruising for a bruising!

Frat Boys Cole and Dirk were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn hanging out with TRASH-tastic Jade and Rocky Road Rhy! The girls craziness seemed to seep into the boys who were acting a bit goofy themselves. Those two guys are still full of FIERCE hawtness, though! Such an adorable couple!

Rocky Road Rhy sobered up a bit when Brandon’s girl Lyren came in all a mess. It seems that Brandon’s missing and it was up to Rocky Road Rhy to console her! Awkward much??? Who goes to your boyfriend’s ex for sympathy??? Kind of odd, we think but all those girls are a bit left of center. Anyway, we’re sure Brandon’s fine. We don’t buy his good guy routine. We bet he went off with his boys on some gambling/boozing/womanizing trip and will be back in a week or two with a hangover and a lighter wallet!

DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper were overheard questioning Krazy Kitty on her wedding plans. It seems that she STILL hasn’t planned very much, including a date!!! We are starting to not believe it! We think Kitty and Tass have a secret date already picked out and they’re just not telling anybody to keep the press from finding out. What a freaking bummer! Kitty is also still dropping hints that they may, in fact, elope. NOBODY WANTS THAT!!! This has to be a giant nontraditional affair and we neeeeed an invite!

OMG, Johnny! You must do something! Katarina and Juliane are quickly becoming the two HAWTEST young bachelorettes in the city but with that distinction comes some mighty unwanted attention! The pair of lovely ladies were seen spending time with Jolyon and BAD BOY WIL! Ohz noez! Not Bad Boy Wil?!?! Johnny really needs to make sure those girls are escorted more often when they’re spending time in the Inn!

Big Britches Erin was overheard by one of our sources saying to Luscious Lydia that she’d marry SPEEDSTER Nova if she could!!! Heeeeellooooo! Maybe she was being sarcastic but we have a feeling that Redneck Jake isn’t going to be too fond of her saying that either way. He’s certainly the controlling type! In fact, Redneck Jake was indeed spotted in the Outback later in the night making sure that his girl wasn’t getting into any trouble. Erin is sooooo…. well…. whipped for lack of a better word!
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March 16, 2008

Catty and Unwashed Thursday!

LOVE IT!!! We hear that within about thirty seconds of meeting Venom Vinny Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn that new girl Caitlin had already deemed him a “playboy”! If you remember correctly Caitlin was the chick that started that mess with Ethan not so long ago. The jury was out on her after that but that comment to Vinny MELTS our cold little hearts! This girl is absolutely one of our new favorites.

Stitch really isn’t making any friends these days. It seems that ever since Potter Piper stopped hanging out with him, he’s been getting into a loot full of trouble!!! He somehow irritated Tass enough for Tass to issue a slew of threats his way and then turned on Krazy Kitty. Skid attempted to lessen the tension but failed miserably. We hear by the end of the confrontation Stitch was the one bleeding…. but was by his own hand. WHAT?!?! We think the kid’s lost the few marbles he had bouncing around in that empty skull of his.

CHARITY Jewell and her idiot husband of far too many months already, Stephen, were spotted in the Inn. You can always smell when Stephen and Robert’s ships are in at port. The stench of unwashed men makes the city rank! Anyway, the pair were overheard being quite snotty when they saw Bad Boy Wil being comforted by a female friend. They missed the conversation where Wil was busy spilling out his heart to the unknown woman about how much he misses Eless and how little sleep he’s gotten in recent days. Instead, when she went to hug him in sympathy, they assumed he was moving on and made some down right catty remarks about how quickly Wil was rebounding! Who’d a thunk CHARITY Jewell could be catty?!?! Riiiight, not a catty bone in her body!

It seems like things are smoothed over between Hina and Skid…. at least in a way. Skid was overheard inviting her to move back into his lair or whatever. But it’s clear that the pair are NOT back “on” and are only living as a family for their son’s sake. In fact, Hina was overheard stating that she has a date for Saturday night!!! Good for her! We’re tired of watching her be unappreciated by Skid. The men in this city need a serious wake up call sometimes!

The lovely Taneth was seen in the bowels of the Inn at the Arena catching up with some of the less than savory characters that she knows in the duels, including Imp who was on duty calling! She seemed as lovely as always and was in quite the spectacular mood. Speaking of lovely women, Wyh Not was also seen looking FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC in the Inn!!! HAWT stuff! We HEART Wyh and Taneth sightings!

Lydibane are indeed still going strong it appears! The pair were inseparable Thursday night in the Arena as they chatted with Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort. It seems that Lydia believes that G’nort’s not a big fan of Redneck Jake’s and accused him of that which G’naughty G’nort denied! Considering the pretty intense argument the pair had over reports of Erin leaving G’nort’s house in only one of G’nort shirts, we don’t think Lydia went too far out on a limb with that one. In fact, it seems that Redneck Jake is struggling to get many of the men in the dueling venues to give him a chance!!! We wonder if it’s because they’re all protective of Big Britches Erin or if it’s because they all want to see her with SPEEDSTER Nova like we do!!!
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March 16, 2008

Crazy Ex Friday!

OMG! Who turned the Red Dragon Inn into a playground for tots??? Friday night saw waaaay too many kids hanging out. They gave our sources such the headache that they used up our ENTIRE supply of the wonderfully, fabulous Ache-Be-Gone… which just so happens to be one of our MAJOR sponsors. See the ad to the left and check with your local pharmacist or apothecary for availability!

Ethan was overheard complaining to Chase (what are these two doing spending time together again, btw???) about the number of rugrats in the Inn. We don’t tend to agree with him that much but isn’t there some place better that kids can be hanging out besides THAT seedy place???

When our sources finally felt it safe enough to return, the Inn was clear and DoD-er Rena’s new man Aaron was hitting up Awesome Alain for a job! Alain seemed to take a liking to the man but we think he should hold his judgment. Aaron seems a bit on the hot headed side to us! Maybe that’s what Rena finds so appealing about him. Iiiiinteresting development, nonetheless!

As if the gorgeous Juliane and Katarina aren’t enough of a problem for poor Johnny, we hear that the young Natalia was out late… probably well after her curfew! She was seen hanging out with her two older female relatives and Jolyon. There’s going to be quite the cadre of gentlemen callers for Johnny to beat away soon enough!!!

Doc Eva seems to like to surround herself with like-minded, beautiful women! We hear that the woman she was buddying up with on Friday night goes by the name Izira. The pair shared a bottle of bourbon and some friendly conversation with Ghost. Doc Eva barely seemed to notice her rumored “close friend” Tucker…. but perhaps she was trying not to!!! We hear that Tucker was keeping company with a strange little bird. The new girl seems a bit younger than Eva and waaaay different! Very odd.

The minute we use this blog to stick up for Bad Boy Wil when CHARITY Jewell was making catty remarks about how fast he was moving on after his break-up with Eless, he goes and shoots himself in the foot! Come on!!! We hear that he was boozing it up Friday night with the SAME WOMAN!!! Evidently her name is Siren. Ugh. We can only assume that with a name like that and boobs as big as she has that she spends most of her nights giving lap dances! Somebody should stamp “REBOUND” on this chick’s forehead. In fact, we even hear that he was seen leading her up to her room late into the night. Le sigh!

We hear some major drama went down in the Inn’s basement Arena Friday night!!! Cute Single Dad Bane was having a grand time with his lovely new lady Luscious Lydia and several friends, including Big Britches Erin and G’naughty G’nort, when Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin’ Beds Jaycy stormed in and ripped him a new one for not informing her that their son was sick. Oh, so now she wants to be a mother??? Bane kept his cool while the crazy woman ranted and raved. When she stormed out, he was hot on her heels. We are SO NOT A FAN!!!

When Cute Single Dad Bane rejoined the party, things were obviously not kosher between him and Luscious Lydia. Our sources weren’t the only ones that noticed either. We hear that even the SUPER OBSERVANT (can you feel the sarcasm?) SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan felt the tension between the pair. We sure hope Lydibane can survive the DRAMAZ of a crazy ex!
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March 16, 2008

Birthday Boobage Saturday!


Wow! The drama was fast and furious Saturday night in the old Red Dragon Inn!!!

We hear that AJ was overheard giving Morgan quite a lecture!!! It seems AJ does not approve of Adrienne’s new man. Maybe an older brother type isn’t what is in order. Perhaps Adrienne just needs an overbearing sisterly type! AJ seems ready to fit the bill. The tension started over Morgan being upset that Adrienne isn’t in love with him. WHAT?!?! Seriously, these two have known each other for less than a week. We’re sure of it. Le sigh. We can’t help but agree with AJ and we’re so glad that she gave Morgan a tongue lashing!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade and Lyren were in the Inn with Rocky Road Rhy celebrating her birthday in their usual over-the-top style! There was short skirts, corset tops, and boobage spilling out all over the place!!! Michale was also spotted with the group and he was actually overheard telling his ex TRASH-tastic Jade that he and Sarah are already engaged! Man, do these people work fast these days! Well, we figured that pretty young thang would be snapped off the market quickly. We just didn’t think she’d be snapped up THAT quickly.

Miss Mercy was evidently playing match maker with two of our new favorites!!! She was overheard telling Jolyon that he should take Katarina for a picnic if it is a nice enough day on her day off from the theater. The pair certainly seemed keen on the idea and had quite the friendly chat but we’re still not entirely sold that Katarina is the Smith girl that has caught Jolyon’s eye!!! We’re going to be watching this one quite closely, though!

CHARITY Jewell was overheard saying that she had to go judge a pant stuffing contest at her husband Stephen’s pub. Le sigh. Didn’t she used to have some morsel of class at some point??? What has that unwashed pirate done to her??? Get out of that relationship and get out FAST!!!
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March 17, 2008

Make Her Putty Sunday!

Iiiiinteresting! Wasn’t that blonde chick macking on Owen and telling him how much she’s missed him the very same “strange bird” that was flirting it up with Tucker the night before??? We hear her name is Dru and we think she is a HUSSY! We thought that Owen had a thing for good girls. We have a feeling that this one is definitely NOT a good girl. Another one bites the dust, unfortunately!

DoD-er Rena and the lovely Kacey were spotted dishing about me. It seems Rena is still smarting from her past relationship. Isn’t it time to let that go already??? Sheesh! Kacey hasn’t been seen with her man in nearly two months!!! Our sources believe they overheard her saying that she is to blame for the break-up. Say it ain’t so! She was so happy there for a while. We don’t want to see her go back to sulking with Rena. What a downer!

Morgan just cannot seem to keep himself out of trouble! He was seen chatting up with quite the little hottie that was NOT Adrienne until SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee showed up and broke up the party. We heard that Kairee warned Morgan about the woman, saying she wasn’t human but Morgan STILL could not keep his wandering eyes off the mystery woman. However, there are hints that maybe Adrienne and Morgan aren’t quite a thing anymore. According to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, Adrienne professed her love for another man earlier in the night! We have a feeling the man in question might be Paladin and evidently he was not interested. Ouch! That’s a real stinger.

Bad Boy Wil was seen introducing his newest arm candy, Siren, around to his friends. We’re still NOT pleased with him either! Potter Piper was polite but we sure she was wishing it was Eless beside him instead of the stripper girl. Blah! Rena and Tass joined the small party as well as they caught up with Potter Piper who seems to have been missing in action for some time. Come to think of it — we haven’t seen much of Peredhil either!!! We wonder what these two have been up to!!!

SUUUUPER Des and Gav were in a splendid mood when they arrived for their late night shift Sunday night! Their mood seemed to be quite infectious as the crowd seemed quite raucous themselves! For example, TRASH-tastic Jade was ruining another lovely lady by trying to convince Hina that she’s a MILF! UGH, Jade! Can’t you let one pretty girl remain classy??? Le Super Sigh! We hear that Jade was also overheard asking Hina if she’d seen her brother Playboy Demon Damien lately! Iiiiinteresting! Has Jade lost her man already???

Oh man, oh man, oh man! We want to like Ethan. We really do but we don’t know if we can trust him with dear Maeve! The pair were seen chatting laaaate Sunday night about Ethan’s sick niece. Maeve is such a sweetheart! She offered to bring a pair of sugar gliders from her Refuge over to help cheer up the sick young girl. Ethan seemed quite thrilled with the idea. We still think he’s trying to worm his way back into her far too open heart! He still seems to be feeling AWFULLY guilty though. We hear that he’s putting in COUNTLESS man hours at her RhyDin Wildlife Refuge!!!

After spotting Tucker was seen MAJORLY flirting it up YET again with YET another woman, we almost crossed Doc Eva and Tucker off our couples list. This time it was Flirty Cass who is just a barrel full of trouble if you ask us!!! But luckily, our sources were all too eager to report back that the couple was seen having quite the intimate discussion late into the evening. Very little was overheard but there was some heated words over the type of… well, unsavory patients that she chooses to treat and A LOT of chemistry. We still think these two can make it work!!!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan got some major brownie points in our book Sunday night by showing up looking rather spiffy to take his pregnant wife, Rory, out to a romantic late night after her calling shift. LOVE IT!!! We HEART men who still court their wives even after being married to them for years. So freaking adorable! That’s a big hint to all you married men out there — want to make your wife fall in love all over with you again (or just get a bit lucky tonight)??? Make some sort of unexpected romantic gesture! We bet she’ll be putty in your hands!

It seems that Lydibane was not set off course by a psycho ex!!! Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were being super cute and cuddly in the Annex as well. They were seen sharing sweets, watching the duels, and holding hands!!! We hear they’ve been spotted out and about quite a bit these days! They are certainly dating!!! Bane seemed a bit worried still about his sick son but Lydia was help keeping his mind off the child who was spending the night with his uber witch of a mother — Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin’-Beds Jaycy! We’d have been worried too!!!!

Soerl came on duty after Sartan whisked away Rory and was overheard saying that his wife, Ayly, has been quite sick! We remember that the last time she was seen on duty tending the bar in the Inn she was battling some sort of virus. She’s been surprisingly absent ever since then. We do hope she’s okay!!! And we hope that Soerl’s re-adjusting to married life alright. Despite all the drama that went down there, he seems like a nice enough guy. Get well soon, Ayly!!!
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March 18, 2008

St. Patty’s with the PAARTY Girls Monday!

We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn’t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick’s Day…. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted???

Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night’s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they’re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel… who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She’s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she’s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel’s decided that he just won’t let her out of his sight! That’s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she’d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband’s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert’s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert’s behalf??? And wasn’t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty’s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny’s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny’s “gal pals” — the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.

TRASH-tastic Jade didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding… which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she’s dating but we doubt she’ll go through with it. We’re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana’s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn’t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ….At least that’s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening’s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm…. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We’re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN’ Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don’t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!
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March 19, 2008

Hot Tubbing Tuesday!


Knock the love fest off, kids! Sheesh! The puppy love is making us slowly die inside! Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were so busy macking on one another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that The Bum Phillipe (who really was the worst criminal known to man) could have pick-pocketed the pair without them ever realizing. Evidently the topic of conversation was moving in together! Say it ain’t so, F.B. Dean! There’s a reason we call that girl “Rocky Road”. She’s looooney!

Also on the loooove train was Adrienne and Morgan. Yep, you read that right. It certainly appears that Morgan has forgiven Adrienne for declaring her love for another man because they were certainly doing a lot of kissing on one another! We give them two weeks tops.

It seems Hunky Carpenter Glenn is back in town…. and looking MIGHTY fine if we do say so! He was spotted sharing at table and having a drink with the lovely Asha. But don’t you Cutey Carley fans get your panties in a wad! Glenn isn’t trying to find greener pastures. In fact, he was overheard saying that one of the first things he did upon getting into town was to give Cutey Carley a visit!

Doesn’t Skid know anything??? The quickest way to end up MIA is to leave the Inn with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but Skid did just that! We hear that the pair was off to cause havoc around town. Hasn’t Skid been causing enough havoc in his family??? Must he now go and bother other families??? As for SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, we still bet she’s doing away with these unsuspecting bachelors in some sort of ceremony that keeps her young and… well, SPLENDIFEROUS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback Tuesday night looking a wee bit run down. It seems that she’s been spending an awful lot of time working these days….. which is good for the world of fashion but bad, bad, bad for our blog! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt certainly seemed pleased to see her! The pair were almost gag-inducing cute themselves as they cuddled on the couch.

OMG, kidz! Hina was seen in the Outback approaching the Not-Mini-Frank Cor and saying that he wasn’t “her” Cor. Oh, really??? It seems that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina went hot tubbing on Saturday night! So it was Cor that was Hina’s date Saturday night??? In fact, she was overheard telling the Not-Mini-Frank Cor that Mini-Frank Cor KISSED her. That’s some major news! They certainly don’t run in the same crowds! We don’t know what freaks us out more — the thought of a Hina/Mini-Frank Cor match or this Not-Mini-Frank Cor that’s been running around. Odd.

Evidently several of his friends are freaked out by this Not-Mini-Frank Cor. Luscious Lydia and Wyh Not were both seen looking quite concerned when he vanished after being confronted by Hina as to not being the Cor that she made out with in a hot tub. Luscious Lydia took some time out to calm Hina who was a bit upset by the whole thing. It’s no wonder, really! Hina just got out of a relationship with a psycho. Does she really need another???

Luscious Lydia’s talents were then needed elsewhere as The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Cute Single Dad Bane started exchanging heated words about…. clothes. WHAT?!?! We hear that they were insulting one another’s fashion style. ‘Roid rage maybe??? Those two boys are far too muscular not to be using some enhancement or another! Although, Luscious Lydia was on the scene, it was actually Scarlet who broke up the argument by beginning to discuss Sartan’s family with him. He went from ‘Roid-Head to cute family guy in ten seconds flat. Lay off the drugs, kidz!!!
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March 22, 2008

Keep It In His Pants Wednesday!

Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???
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March 23, 2008

Redneck Cowboy Steppin’ Out Thursday!

Our sources brought us fabulous news! It seems that Kacey was seen back with her main squeeze Davarin Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We wholeheartedly approve! We love seeing Kacey happy and she definitely does seem happy and more confident in Davarin’s presence. Oddly enough considering his gruff demeanor, that guy seems to have a really positive impact on her! Love this pairing!

How much longer can Chase and Quel really last??? They never seem happy in one another’s presence and when our sources spotted them chatting intently at a table, it seemed to be no exception! By the end of the intense conversation, the pair seemed to make up yet again. We have a feeling that eventually Quel is going to get tired of PAARTY Girl Chase’s wandering eye and find himself a good girl. She’s sooooo not his type! That girl is T.R.O.U.B.L.E!

We hear that there was quite the planning session for TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien’s wedding at the bar. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Psycho Skid were both giving their opinions on the affair. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to be suggesting some sort of naked fertility ritual! While we do think that would be HIGHLY entertaining we’re greatly worried on the effects that a Jade/Damien child would have on RhyDin! Even Psycho Skid seemed able to put away his craziness for a bit to give some helpful suggestions. The one person who seemed uninterested and actually left the Inn??? The groom!!! We hear that a date STILL hasn’t been set and that’s due to Damien dragging his feet. We knew that Playboy Demon Damien was having second thoughts!

Wowzers! Locke we overheard telling Tucker that Redneck Cowboy Jake took a real beating in the early hours of the morning prior. It seems that after his tiff with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Jake took his attitude over to the Inn and got into a rumble with Anubis in which Anubis gave him a ROYAL BEAT DOWN!!! Interestingly enough despite Locke’s well-documented feelings on Jake, Locke didn’t seem to take a lot of pleasure in the beat down. In fact, he seemed a wee bit worried about the redneck! Not all that worried, though! As soon as he saw PAARTY Girl Atalanta all thoughts of Jake seemed to disappear! It seems that Locke’s STILL got it bad for that girl.

It seems that Lana did not go through with that wedding after all! She was seen in the Inn five days AFTER her wedding was supposed to happen and was flirting with Jolyon. Ugh! What a bummer! We had so thought him property of the Smith girls! We HEART them!!! To make matters worse Juliane and Katarina were actually present! We sure hope that their hopes weren’t dashed. Juliane spoke briefly to Jolyon when he came to the bar for a glass of wine for Lana but Katarina was far too busy receiving congratulations on her FANTASTIC performance in the opera. We have been and we must suggest that EVERYONE go before the show closes. What a fabulous time we had! Johnny was behind the bar Thursday night and we must say that IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! He needs to keep a better eye on those girls. They are definitely attracting some male attention!

The night got even MORE surprising!!! One of our sources did spot Redneck Cowboy Jake nursing his sorrows with a beer at the bar laaaate into the night. However, he didn’t stay down for long! A knock-out mystery redhead was seen making plans with him to attend the opera later in the week. He was even overheard telling her that he’d hire a carriage for the night to pick them up and she was going to help him find a tux! OMG! Is this the end of Redneck Cowboy Jake and Big Britches Erin?!?!?

Amid rumors that Venom Vinny and Hina are now dating, the pair were seen together in the Arena Thursday night. However, while they didn’t seem to be avoiding one another, they definitely didn’t seem to be all that friendly either. Vinny seemed much more interested in dueling while Hina seemed preoccupied discussing Not Mini-Frank Cor’s “changes” with Tass. It seems that she’s quite upset that the man she had JUUUUUST started dating now doesn’t remember her and appears a bit older. We must say that it is all a bit curious.

Not Mini-Frank Cor called one heck of a one-shot battle between the Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria and her challenger Warlizard Bran! The most faaaabulous part of the match??? The RAT-tastic Napoleon was there serving as Maria’s second and cheering her on. We totally HEART Napoleon! He’s so friggin’ cute that we just want to squeeze him up! In the end, though, Napoleon nor her sister Myria’s cheering could push Maria to victory, the senior baroness dropped this one by two points and Bran became the new Baron of Battlefield Park!

Congratulations, Bran!
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March 24, 2008

Embrace the Maeve-ness Friday!

Wolv and his hottie Aly were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night and he didn’t look entirely pleased to be there. We’re still not incredibly sure he appreciates just how LUCKY he is to have that gorgeous number on his arm! She’s perfectly over the top and faaaabulous! He should be thanking whatever god(s) he believes in that she allows herself to be seen in public with him. Come on!!!

Speaking of lucky men, Yummy Ewan was seen in the Inn with The Divine Storm! That man actually seems to know how lucky he is, though. He was catering to his pregnant wife at every turn. Can you only imagine how deliciously cute that baby is going to be??? We cannot wait!

Maeve is really such a doll! We hear she was in the Inn dressed in a trench coat with the collar “popped”, sunglasses, and a fabulous pink wig. From what our sources gathered in a conversation that she had with CHARITY Jewell and Jalleia, Maeve was imitating her favorite comic book hero…. who is some sort of supermodel spy babe. CHARITY Jewell seemed impressed and Jalleia just seemed… confused. You’ve just got to EMBRACE the Maeve-ness of it, Jalleia!

Potter Piper was seen with Stitch…. which of course means that Stitch was behaving slightly less cruel than usual. We STILL don’t see why such a classy lady like Piper hangs out with Stitch! Ugh! Potter Piper was overheard asking Stitch about Hina’s crush on Mini-Frank Cor and Stitch had nothing but nasty things to say about Hina! In fact, he called her a “stalker” and brought up all the “problems” that Skid had with her. When Stitch began starting rumors that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina were getting married, TRASH-tastic Jade overheard and asked Hina if it was true. Poor Hina totally lost it but, instead of giving Stitch the lesson that he so sorely deserves, she stormed out. That poor girl just can’t seem to catch a break!

We hear that Baron-lizard of Battlefield Park Bran entertained the small crowd Friday night in the Arena with a round of some odd song. Are we the only ones terribly frightened by the the thought of Bran singing??? Perhaps he was one of those giant mascots that walk around theme parks before he became a duelist! He wouldn’t have even needed a costume!
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March 24, 2008

Undamaged Saturday!

AJ seemed a bit at a loss for words when faced down with Brale Brother Baker and his countless pick-up lines Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He seems to think that it’s only a matter of time before AJ divorces The Bum Phillipe and moves on to him! Well, we already know she has a thing for worthless alcoholics so maybe Baker is next in line! We’re just curious to know whether or not Baker actually believes the words that are coming out of his mouth or if there are just few too undamaged brain cells left in his head to process that sort of thought.

DoD-er Eve was present as well but at this point in their relationship and her own downfall into the depths of an ale mug, she’s much more of an encouragement to Brale Brother Baker’s bad behavior than an inhibitor!

Doc Eva and Izira were giving DoD-er Rena the fifth degree about her new man — Boy Toy Aaron. They definitely seemed interested that one of their number seemed happy in a relationship! Doc Eva STILL doesn’t sound too sure of her relationship with the handsome tender Tucker and Izira remains single. What is it with these three ladies??? We think they’re just EXTREMELY picky! Good for them! Most of the men in this city aren’t good enough to lace their boot strings!

Brandon was in the Inn all upset about a work-related accident that he had a hand in causing that left at least one person dead!!! OMG! He was being consoled by TRASH-tastic Jade and the almost as equally trashy Lyren who were telling him that he should forgive himself and not feel guilty. Are we the only ones that find it ironic that vampires were consoling Brandon after killing someone???
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March 24, 2008

WWJD Sunday!

TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons. She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???
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March 25, 2008

SPOTTED Monday!

It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these! Let’s see if we can still remember how!!! We are now proud to present your TWENTY-THIRD Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Ethan with with the very same girl, Caitlin, that started the mess that made most of the Inn hate his guts! Don’t get up in arms, though! He wasn’t flirting with her. Instead, he was giving her advice on how to approach other men at the bar! We’re just not sure what to think about Ethan! We wanted to like him and then we wanted to hate him and now we’re kind of intrigued by him! Maybe… just maybe… he’s good enough for Maeve after all.

- Soerl catching up with DoD-er Rena. These two seem a lot closer now that Soerl has dumped the girlfriend that Rena disapproved of and returned to his wife! According to Soerl, Ayly is improving more and more every day from her recent illness. Get well soon!!!

- A very unhappy Playboy Demon Damien! It seems that he disapproved of a gift that TRASH-tastic Jade took from another man. With Jade’s history, he’s lucky that gifts is all she’s taking from other men!!! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade’s future sis-in-law, Hina, was none to pleased either and actually returned the gift to the man in question. Don’t mess with lil’ sis evidently!

- Cute Single Dad Bane was seen meeting some of Luscious Lydia’s friends, including the lovely Maeve! As usual Maeve’s… uniqueness… seemed to leave him a bit confused. But he’ll grow to HEART her! Everybody does! It certainly seems that LydiBane is getting much more serious! The next thing you know they’ll be meeting each other’s families!

- A mini Frat boy get together! Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy were seen with several of Dean’s “brothers”, including Tyler!!! Remember the last time F.B. Dean, R.R. Rhy, and F.B. Tyler were seen in the Inn together??? It went totally nuclear!!! The incident seemed to be water under the bridge and the bunch got along famously!

- Further proof that PAARTY Girl Chase needs rehab QUICKLY!!! We hear that she started a fight with DoD-er Rena in the Inn and proceeded to tell her that she was getting in over her head! Are you kidding us??? Someone needs to let Chase know that Rena’s a former Overlord and has bad ass cred dripping out of every orifice of her body. Atalanta was present behind the bar and unfortunately reigned Chase in before she got the bloody lip that she probably deserves!

- Juliane and Katarina entertaining Jolyon with their maaaany charms yet again! We’re starting to wonder if both the Smith cousins have a thing for the bachelor! What if it turned into a major brawl between the pair??? Now that’s something the men in this city would pay to see! In fact, we bet it would be just as hard to get a ticket to that cat fight as it is to get a ticket to the opera Katarina’s dancing in!

- Head Pussy Panther in a ring in the Outback!!! The fabled dueler seemed to have a stab of nostalgia Monday night and was seen by our sources sparring with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!!! We hear that S’jira was there to tend his wounds when he was done! Now that’s what we’re talking about!
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March 27, 2008

Stomach Lurching Tuesday!

Amber was behind the bar in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night slinging drinks to the small crowd and talking about her plans for Friday night! It seems that one of our favorite tenders is spending Friday evening at the big BBQ in the Glen! How fabulous will that be??? We hear that there will be plenty of food, dancing, and even a mechanical bull! HAWT! You better believe that our sources will be there in full force even if we’re not!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil will definitely be there. Are we the only ones that think this a sort of tame Friday night for him??? Isn’t there some strip club somewhere he should be hitting up??? We wonder if he’ll bring his new stripper girl, Siren!!! We hear that he was seen again hanging out with HER and the pair were having quite the in depth conversation.

The Outback was a bit busier! In fact, Not Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling duels and talking quietly with his former girlfriend, Spice of the former bar tending twins! The pair seemed to have quite the frank conversation! Maybe she got some answers out of this new curious version of Cor!

Big Britches Erin was NOT looking good Tuesday night! In fact, she was looking downright miserable. Evidently, she’s not taking this tiff with Redneck Cowboy Jake very well. Interestingly enough, it was The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan whom she picked to pour her heart out to!!! Salt in that bitter, bitter wound, eh, Jake? Despite venting for quite a long while to Sartan (whom appeared to be on his best behavior… for whatever that’s worth), B.B. Erin still seemed quite upset when she left.

Kaja managed to stumble her way back towards town long enough to make her husband G’naughty G’nort happy and to get a couple duels in. These two are enough to make even the strongest stomach lurch in desperation!!! Keep the PDA at home, kids!

With the lovely Wyh Not in the caller’s seat, the match for the FireStar opal commenced between the slaver Anubis and the… interesting Maetel! Unfortunately it seems Anubis and his ego are in place for a while as he managed to defeat Maetel and keep his magic rock. Congratulations, Anubis…. we guess.
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