February 2008

[Marc Franco]

February 13, 2008

Elf Rage Tuesday!

Perhaps we were quick to rush to judgment that Soerl was regretting his decision to leave his cute little lover to return to his wife! The couple was spotted discussing their Valentine’s Day plans Tuesday evening in the Red Dragon Inn as Soerl kept Ayly company as she tended the bar. Have we mentioned how much we looooove when Amber and Ayly tend bar together??? While Ayly charmed the customers with her wit, Amber charmed them with her baking skillz, providing candy hearts she had made each with a special holiday greeting!

Krazy Kitty was seen at the bar PAYING FOR HER OWN DRINKS!!! Will wonders never cease??? It seems that now that she is just a lowly plebeian like the rest of us, she feels she should return to paying her bar tab! Now that she has officially passed the weight of the title over to MAN-tastic Matt, she was seen chatting happily with the lovely Sylvia about her freedom from the yoke of political office and just exactly what she plans to do with it.

PAAAAARRRTY Girl Chase was belly up to the bar pounding hard liquor most of the night by herself!!! Somebody needs to stop this girl! She’s going to drink herself into a very early grave. We’re actually not amused by her antics anymore. We’re just sad. She must be one lonely girl to have to seek acceptance in the bottom of a shot glass! Her friends need to stop encouraging her bad behavior and GET HER HELP!

The night was NOT good for Cutie Carley! She lost a tough one in the Outback to Myria and flipped off the caller, Mini-Frank Cor, for one of his calls which she found offensive. To make matters worse CHARITY Jewell, who was in the Outback looking FIERCE in leather pants and a halter top, also took the opportunity to hassle the cute blonde! She then proceeded to get in quite the verbal spat with G’naughty G’nort that led to an onslaught of traded insults.

Cutey Carley was in full on range by the time she marched herself into the Inn!!! She was overheard cursing and ranting and when Brale Brother Baker made the mistake of teasing her about her mood, he got doused in a drink!!! Brale Brother Baker seemed more shocked and confused than angry! We’re all shocked and confused!!!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt knows how to WORK it! He entered the Inn with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm to a round of congratulations from some of RhyDin’s finest, including Awesome Alain who is probably desperately wondering if his company will still be getting all of those lucrative contracts now that there’s a new governor in town! Not everyone was happy to see him, however! Cutey Carley was overheard calling Koy “Fancy Pants” and presenting a list of “suggestions” to the new governor. What we wouldn’t do to get our hands on that list!!! The confrontation turned into a real nasty verbal fashion debate between Cutey Carley and DoD-er Koy!!! WE LOVE IT!!!

Yay! Although, reports had come in that S’jira had been spotted around the Inn, we finally had proof positive Tuesday night! She was seen in the company of Head Pussy Panther who seemed to be quite attentive to her needs!!! It was good to see S’jira spending time in the company of her friends, including Potter Piper and Peredhil!

It was a night FULL of great news evidently! Our sources were diligent to the cause and we have discovered The DIVINE Storm’s news!!! She is PREGNANT!!! How fantastic! According to our sources, she is just out of the trying first trimester and is due this coming fall! There’s going to be so many late summer/early fall babies! We just cannot wait! CONGRATULATIONS, Ewan and Storm! And isn’t that awfully good work by Ewan to knock his wife up that quickly??? We’re sure he was eager to get to the baby-making. Wouldn’t you be if you were married to her???

[Marc Franco]

February 15, 2008

Dragon Skin Purse Wednesday!

Valentine’s Day came a bit earlier for DoD-er Rena! She was seen hanging out in the Inn with her new man/roommate Aaron. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry but the pair seemed a bit awkward in each other’s company. Warrior Pixie Trinala lightened the mood with her usual antics! We’re just not quite sure if these two are going to hit it off.

Especially since DoD-er Rena was later heard buying into Uriko’s idea for a Singles’ Day on March 14th!!! We think the idea is totally FAB! Uriko wants the married/taken couples to donate so that the booze can flow for the singles on that day. We have a feeling that we’ll have to have our sources ship shape on that night! Free booze and a room full of singles??? Sounds like a gossip blogger’s dream!!!

Sianna was looking casual but HAWT when she strolled on into the Inn on her Johnny’s arm! He sure knows he has to keep that one close. We would say that it appeared that the pair was on an early Valentine’s Day date but, in all actuality, they are this disgustingly mushy ALL THE TIME!!! They were in a fine mood as they shared a bottle scotch and laughed together into the night.

We really should put DoD-er Rena on our payroll! Our sources say that she was interrogating Peredhil on the status of his relationship with Potter Piper!!! We hear that he didn’t reveal much but it’s nice to know that their friends haven’t given up on them. Perry and Pipes FOREVAR!

Tucker was seen on an unusual side of the bar as he was seen in the Inn off duty! He evidently had a VERY intense conversation with his “gal pal” Doc Eva about her choice of profession. Word on the street is that if you need to be patched up and don’t want the authorities to know about it, she’s the person to seek out!!! Clearly, her contact with RhyDin’s…. most interesting characters has Tucker in protector mode.

OMG! Major fan boy LOVE! We hear that Altara was spotted in the Outback!!! Now she’s a one of a kind hottie! Her trouble maker of a lover?/companion?/husband?, Max accompanied her. We totally HEART her and her leather clad body! FIERCE!

Cutey Carley was in the Outback getting into shape for her upcoming “challenge” against DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. As a result of their argument the other night, it appears that Cutey Carley has called out Koy for a match that’s scheduled for this coming Sunday! Hot babes fighting = MAJOR CROWD! Cutey Carley STILL had not finished trash talking Koy and Bran was even over heard getting in on the dissing of the fashion designer for wearing reptile skins. We can see how that wouldn’t go over so well with a lizard-man!

Perhaps we can interest Koy in our Dragon Hunting Season! Dragon skin purses will be all the rage next season! Just you wait!

[Marc Franco]

February 15, 2008

Valentine’s Day Thursday!

What would Valentine’s Day be without couples and presents and gooey looks exchanged back and forth?!?! PAAAARRRTY Girl Chase played sober long enough to exchange gifts with her mage, Quel. He seems thoroughly enthralled by the musician!!! And we just cannot figure out why!!! He seems so understated and quiet and she’s so…. well, a PAAAARRRTY Girl. Whatever floats his boat!

They weren’t the only one that were getting it on cupid-style! Wolv was seen laying it on THICK to a hot brunette named Aly. Perhaps we haven’t been paying enough attention to the goings-on at 1407 Grayskull Lane but we could have sworn that Wolv had a girl and it wasn’t this spicy chick. Either way, it appears that Wolv has ample, uh, distractions to make him forget his gubernatorial loss.

Tucker was on his usual side of the bar on Thursday night but that didn’t keep him from shooting some longing looks towards Doc Eva who was seated at the bar!!! Just the night before the pair had quite the tense confrontation about her profession but the HEAT between the pair is still seriously thick!

We knew that we could trust Krazy Kitty not to assault us with a love fest!!! She was seen belly up to the bar (has she been in any other position since she earned her freedom?) making fun of Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris! She was laughing and just as happy and thrilled as she has been since her engagement was announced. Her good mood is almost contagious!

Evidently Lupton was short on a Valentine this year (THAT has to be a first) as he was in the Inn’s basement Arena catching up on Arena politics with Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! We can’t believe that Jaycy didn’t have a date lined up for the night!!! Perhaps that is what she was out searching for but she didn’t find it in the Arena. She ended up leaving alone!

[Marc Franco]

February 17, 2008

Cross A Pregnant Woman And Die Friday!

Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn, The DIVINE Storm (who we just recently found out is KNOCKED UP) was seen in a very intense conversation with an unknown male!!! She seemed to be pleading him for something and was even seen gripping his hands. It appears she did not get what she wanted because, a short time later, she was spotted storming out of the Inn. You just don’t cross pregnant women!!! They will go off on you!!!

Chryrie was seen at the bar speaking quietly to Darkmere. She certainly didn’t look up to her normal cheerful self! Our sources tell us that she was overheard telling him that she missed her husband who is away on a trip!! Aww, poor Chryrie!!! It’s never fun to be separated from the one you love around Valentine’s Day!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Who was that mystery brunette that Locke was seen chatting with late into the night??? The pair certainly seemed to be getting along grandly and our sources tell us that Locke seemed VERY open with the woman!!! We have a feeling that PAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta will NOT be happy with this development! Maybe Locke finally woke up and realized how much trouble those girls are!

Tass and Krazy Kitty were getting interrogated AGAIN by their friends as to the details of their wedding — where? when? The pair were still quite mum on the issue much to the chagrin of Alysia! Hey, when Alysia asks a question, you don’t play coy, Tass! For the most part, Krazy Kitty and Tass seem much more interested in groping on one another than nailing down details to their wedding!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena some sibling love was in full swing as Tony and Myria Graziano duked it out in a ring!!! Myria took a closely fought win and impressed her brother quite a bit we hear!!! In fact, we hear that we might just be seeing her as a Free Agent on behalf of the Crew next week!

We totally HEART when the duelists of old return for a bit of action and we were NOT disappointed Friday night!!! We hear that the 25th Overlord, Leto showed up and was seen in a ring with his old friend G’naughty G’nort! MAJOR!!! According to Swords’ records, Leto had little rust and ended up taking a strong win!

[Marc Franco]

February 17, 2008

What Woman G’nort Wants, G’nort Gets Saturday!

It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her Playboy Demon Damien are still going strong!!! The pair were spotted hanging all over one another in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. We must admit that since the incident with Atalanta, Playboy Demon Damien has been on his best behavior! Perhaps there is hope that they’ll last more than a month after all!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena were seen with their heads together discussing important Misfit business late into the night. Bad Boy Wil broke up the conference and it led to questions as to where his wife-to-be is hiding! Bad Boy Wil didn’t seem to know and, in fact, seemed more concerned with getting himself a drink!!! Somebody needs to find our Edible Eless!!! We’re feeling absolutely depressed without her.

Action was heavy in the Arena…. even for Mini-Frank Cor!!! It seems he somehow worked his way next to quite the HAWT little brunette! Our sources tell us her name is Adrienne and she’s quite new to town. She was spotted sitting next to Cor on the couch while he called and quietly explained the duels to her. Niiiiiice, Mini-Franker!

Mini-Franker has a bit of competition, though! We hear G’naughty G’nort had his eyes all over the hot new thing! …And we all know that when it comes to women and G’nort, what G’nort wants, G’nort gets!

The Bum Phillipe better watch out the next time he gets into a heated argument with AJ! We hear the lovely lass was seen duking it out with CHARITY Jewell in the rings! She’s been seen in the Arena and Outback several times over the past month but this was the first time she’d been spotted in a ring. We LOVE the womenz who fight! Go, AJ! Even The Bum Phillipe showed up (late, of course) to support her.

Big Britches Erin was seen greeting SPEEDSTER Nova with some of that sarcastic flirty action that we totally HEART from the two of them! Why can’t they get it together and make out already??? We’re so dying for that. Unfortunately, Big Britches Erin seemed more interested in discussing Cutey Carley’s match against DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy with Luscious Lydia (which goes down tonight at 10, btw!!!) while SPEEDSTER Nova was busy hamming it up with his pal Hodge! Le sigh.

Hodge was later seen in the company of Rix and our sources tell us they were having “the” conversation. You know the one that we mean. Are we a couple or are we not quite a couple yet??? We hear that no answer came out of the discussion. We’re telling you, Hodge, watch your back!!! That boy has some SERIOUS commitment issues!!!

[Marc Franco]

February 18, 2008

Fashion Throw Down Sunday!

Le sigh. Will these girls never learn??? Rumor on the street is that Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are engaged. And just when you thought that they moved awfully fast, TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien were overheard announcing their own engagement to Hina and Skid. OMG! He cheated on you less than a month ago for crying out loud!!! If you’re going to be a wet rag and take back a man after he cheats, you must at least make him pay for a couple months! There should be roses and jewelry and groveling!

The good news is that TRASH-tastic Jade hasn’t made it down the aisle with any of her other engagements and we don’t think that Playboy Demon Damien will fare any better. We don’t feel as confident about Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy. She’s really got him suckered into thinking she’s half-sane.

We HEART Ewan! He’s such the gentleman! He was seen chatting with Sianna about her wedding plans. Rumors have the couple tying the knot sometime in the spring! What a grand, happy event that will be! We were nervous for the pair after such a short courtship but they have taken their time with the engagement and we might actually think that Sianna and Johnny might be one of those rare couples that last!!! Good for them for taking the time to get to know each other instead of racing down the aisle! As for Ewan, isn’t he going to make such a perfect daddy???

Head Pussy Panther seemed to be in a cranky mood when he was seen entering the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night and even had sharp words for several of the Inn’s rowdier patrons! However, after a couple shared intimate looks and quiet words from the lovely S’jira, he was back to a harmless kitten!!! We love that girl and we’re so glad she’s back among us! She may look meek and mild but it must take a strong woman to be able to keep Heady Pussy Panther in line!!!

CHARITY Jewell was in a fantastic mood while slinging drinks Sunday night! She explained her good mood to Alysia and later SMASHING Issy, saying her husband, Stephen, has been released for his anti-governmental activities and the pirate is free to steal, loot, rape, and pillage the city once again! Are we the only ones that believe that prison is where pirates belong??? CHARITY Jewell actually seemed proud of her wayward husband for spending time behind bars. Classy. Very classy.

Speaking of SMASHING Issy, how fantastic is it to see her in the Inn again??? It sounds as if her duties with the Scath-babes have kept her quite busy! In fact, she didn’t even take the night completely off from the business of keeping the city safe! She was overheard discussing crime with Lucky and Alysia. Take a night off, girlfriend! Let your hair down!

You know what we totally LOVE about Locke??? He’s one of the very few male jocks around here that really care about how he presents himself! He spent the early evening hours fitting in duels in the Annex and then late into the evening, he was seen looking smartly dressed in the Inn. We hear he was at the bar discussing possibly taking a tender position with SUUUUUPER Des!!! Move over Tucker! You may have some competition for the title of “Hottest Tender Bachelor”!

To make the night even better, it seems that Locke may have learned his lesson about the PAAARRRTY Girls! While Chase and Atalanta were both in the bar, tittering amongst themselves, Locke barely acknowledged them!!! He eventually did join their table but the interaction seemed horridly awkward. Things certainly seem to have cooled down between him and PAAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta. Thank goodness! He needs a good girl!

Things were busy in the Annex during Fight Night as well! The night started off with Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan exchanging harsh words with G’naughty G’nort for sitting on the couch with the caller on duty, Rory, who just so happens to be SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife! Now we have to admit that nobody really wants their wife spending extended time with G’naughty G’nort but SMOKIN’ Sartan is constantly linked with Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! That seems a bit hypocritical to us!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s night didn’t get any better! In fact, he was seen exchanging harsh words with a good handful of people, including Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and SPEEDSTER Nova. Nobody could quite figure out WHAT his problem was!!! Our vote is on ‘Roid Rage! We’d love to know what sort of enhancements he’s taking!

Things did NOT go well for Cutey Carley in her Fashion Throw Down with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The ladies went head-to-head in a best of three match-up but it only took two duels for Koy to bring the cute blonde elf doooooown! Quite a crowd had gathered but there was no mood or jello much to the dismay of many. Even Hunky Carpenter Glenn was present in the Annex to support his maybe/sorta/kinda girlfriend! Cutey Carley took quite the beating! She couldn’t even make it home! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy offered her a room in the Outback and the lovely Hodge helped her get there. Needless to say, Cutey Carley will be glammed out in some serious duds over the next week.

….And as for us, we’re already hoping for a REMATCH!!!

[Marc Franco]

February 18, 2008

One Year Anniversary!

There’s a biiiiig party in the Super Secret Gossip GangSTAR Den today! The champagne is flowing! There is food every where we look! And none of our staff, including our Chihuahua Spot, are getting any work accomplished!

Why do you ask???

February 18th marks our first anniversary blogging in RhyDin! After three hundred and sixty five days, three hundred and seventy-one (…now three hundred and seventy-two) blog entries, and countless fan/hate mail, we’re still plugging away at this computer. We’re absolutely thrilled to have come to this wonderful city and be making a living reporting to you about its happenings!

We’d just like to thank our sponsors, the celebrities/heiresses/sports stars/bar flies who give us something to gab about, and our loyal fan base! Here’s to another ten juicy years!

[Marc Franco]

February 21, 2008

Good Boys and Bad Girls Monday!

Lordy Lordy! If we didn’t know better we’d think that Brandon and Lyren were just too mushy and corny to be true! Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Lyren was overheard telling Brandon that she fell from heaven. Riiiiight. Vampires are just soooo angelic! Why do good boys have such a thing for bad girls???

Mini-Frank Cor and G’naughty G’nort aren’t the only men that have noticed the pretty Adrienne! Ethan was seen chatting up the gorgeous brunette at the bar…. at least until Maeve walked in with a kitten!!! Maeve and the kitten immediately had Ethan’s attention and, although, he politely continued his conversation with Adrienne, it was clear to our sources that there’s some chemistry in the air between he and the saucy Maeve!!! In fact, we hear that the pair left together Monday night to have dinner. Sounds like a date to us!

Who needs enablers??? The PAAAARRRTY Girls enable one another!!! Atalanta was behind the bar making sure that her dear friend Chase was provided with shot after shot. We hear Chase had her greedy eyes on Ranger Hawk!! OH NO, SHE DIDN’T!!! Amthy WILL go loco on her tail if she tries anything with her man! No worries, though. While the straight-laced, nice guys seem to keep getting suckered in by these girls, we doubt Hawk would ruin the AMAZING thing he has going with the beautiful Amthy!

Sylvia’s been spotted with Sianna’s brother, Hudson on several occasions and we hear that he’s been spending a good amount of time with her children as well. We’re certainly starting to become curious if there might be something going on here or if the two are merely close friends. We definitely have a hard time buying a Sylvia/Hudson pairing but we’re going to keep our eyes on it!!!

These synchronized appearances in dueling venues by SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin have us wondering if they’ve FINALLY given into our demands to hook up! We hear that Nova was spotted entering the Outback just moments before Erin showed up to call some duels. Iiiiiinteresting! Of course, the flirty banter was on like a pot of neck bones!

Bane was seen spending a bit more one-on-one time with one of the younger Grazianos in Myria! They were seen at the bar where he bought her a bottle of water and took the time to get to know her a bit better. Bane better be careful! We don’t think those Graziano boys would be above pounding him into the ground for hitting on their sister!

[Marc Franco]

February 24, 2008

Happy Go-Lucky Scath-Babe Tuesday!

Our sources are just dyyyying to know what Skid was whispering to Chase Tuesday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! We hear he had such a mischievous look on his face that they are absolutely positive that he was up to no good! Hina better watch her man around those PAAAARRRTY Girls!!! If there’s one thing that we’ve learned about those girls, it’s that they’re not above stealing a man just for the heck of it!

Oooooh! Somebody in some major trouble! Luscious Lydia was overheard telling Hunky Carpenter Glenn that G’naughty G’nort signed her up as a free agent (aka sub) in a TDL match without her knowledge!!! Luscious Lydia was not thrilled at the idea of being made into a pin cushion! We hear that Luscious Lydia held her own, though, and quite nearly won! Good for her! G’naughty G’nort’s still in for a major talking to from the lovelier half of The Stitch, though.

What is wrong with SMASHING Issy?!?! She practically SKIPPED into the Inn, bought a round of drinks for the patrons, and went around talking about what a “fantastically wonderful day” it was. This really frightens us! Truly, truly terrifies us! What is RhyDin without caustic, scary SMASHING Issy patrolling it’s streets with her Scath-Babes???

It turns out that the reason for her good mood was the news that Renna is in jail. We even hear that there are mobs screaming for her to be executed! We wonder if MAN-tastic Matt is going to have anything to say about that! SMASHING Issy and Krazy Kitty both seemed to agree that Renna was a vermin that should be dealt with IMMEDIATELY!!!
OMG! The Bum Phillipe spent most of the evening telling AJ just how much she means to him. What a bunch of sappy nonsense! We suppose even he is still stunned that he somehow convinced her to marry him. Perhaps she makes him say those things as she’s still making him repent for being over an hour late for their wedding!!! Our fingers are crossed that Alex remains excellent birth control for AJ. We’re still hoping that she wakes up and realizes what a mistake she’s made before she’s knocked up!

Mini-Frank Cor certainly does set his sights high when he goes after a woman! It seems he’s currently got a thing for the new girl Adrienne! She joined him to watch some fists duels while he called Tuesday night in the Outback and he was seen getting more than an eyeful of her pretty frame. Who could really blame him, though??? That girl is certainly SMOKIN’!

As further proof that many of the dueling venues’ athletes have made faaaar too much in their dueling careers, SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard making fun of The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s yacht for not being fast enough!!! What??? It’s a yacht! Isn’t the point of a yacht to fill it with half-naked women sunbathing and more bottles of champagne than you can count??? Why does it need to go fast too?!?! Sheesh, professional athletes!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy seems quite turned on by the fact that she’s now married to the Governor of RhyDin!!! She certainly seemed quite pleased with her man, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt Tuesday night when the pair was spotted together in the Outback where Matt was calling a handful of duels. We never figured DoD-er Koy to be the type of lady to be attracted to power but our interns insist that EVERY woman is attracted to power!!!

[Marc Franco]

February 24, 2008

Babes-Of-Honor Wednesday!

We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade announced Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that Cas (the woman, not the Roman) and Rhy would be her maids of honor for her upcoming Unholy Union to Playboy Demon Damien. Cas and Rhy as maids??? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch for those girls??? Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade should just call her attendants babes-of-honor. It would be much more accurate and wouldn’t sully their dirty reputation by insinuating that the girls are anything resembling maidens.

Frat Boy Dean was seen later with his arms around Rocky Road Rhy as it seems their engagement is still on. Where are his fellow frat boys and why aren’t they pointing out that it’s waaaay too soon??? What’s wrong with a good long courtship before committing yourself FOR LIFE to a girl?!?! Le sigh! The pair giggled and hammed it up…. much to the dismay of our sources who had just eaten.

It appears that Grem is looking to forget the pain of losing Luscious Lydia by burying himself in the…. uh, assets of another lovely young lady! He was seen seriously flirting it up with some classy little broad. Our sources didn’t catch her name but she didn’t stick around all that long…. which was probably a good thing if Grem hopes to have any chance with her considering that Luscious Lydia walked in accompanied by Hunky Carpenter Glenn shortly after! Grem looked like he wanted to crawl under the table and die! Yet, Lydia NEVER seemed to even look his way!!! When those Stitch girls move on, they really MOVE ON.

Grem was later seen catching up with Krazy Kitty and what she’s been up to since he’s been away. He seemed more than confused when she began to describe her arrangement with Tass in regards to bringing other women home to share!!! A classic sense of manners and marriage makes us like that looker even more!

Perhaps with hopes of getting a bit closer to his crush Atalanta, Locke is the newest tender in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Quite the hottie!!! He was seen slinging drinks with SUUUUPER Des Wednesday night much to the delight of all the laaaadies! They need some good looking male tenders to counter all the FABULOUS females!

[Marc Franco]

February 24, 2008

Property Of Thursday!

It seems Venom Vinny’s wife, Querylon, decided to check up on exactly what gets him into so much trouble in the Red Dragon Inn! Thursday night she arrived looking FIERCE and he was certainly more than a little surprised!!! Not so surprisingly, Venom Vinny began throwing back his alcohol a bit quicker. That boy’s such TROUBLE!!! We think she should just tattoo “Property of Querylon” to his forehead and hopefully she won’t have to worry about what he’s up to anymore.

Lordy! We sure hope Head Pussy Panther makes Awesome Alain pony up some significant funds for all the clean up work the staff is CONSTANTLY having to do to get rid of all the blood that Alain loses on the floor of the Inn. He stumbled in from the back alley bleeding again and PAAAARRTY Girl Chase managed to clear her drunken stupor long enough to help the private eye out. SMASHING Issy arrived and she and Awesome Alain had an intense conversation about… well, the usual — murder, mayhem, typical RhyDin chaos.

No worries, though. SMASHING Issy’s on the case and she’s back to her kick tail self!

Well, we sure thought that Luscious Lydia was over Grem but she was heard dishing to G’naughty G’nort that she’d felt conflicted when seeing her ex!!! While that’s not all that surprising to us what is surprising to us is that Lydia chose to have a heart-to-heart with G’naughty G’nort!!! Wasn’t there someone better suited for the task??? Like, you know, someone with a heart! These two seem to be getting awfully close and we’re a bit suspicious about it!

[Marc Franco]

February 24, 2008

Body Paint and A Smile Friday!

It’s been a while since we’ve spotted Deadbeat Dad Alex but there he was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night!!! Of course, his new fling Jalleia was there at his side. The pair seemed to be arguing but we believe that’s just Alex’s version of foreplay! That man must have sooooome kind of charm! He’s constantly wrangling in the HAWT women! Work it, boy!!!

Perhaps Querylon should have listed to us about that tattoo! Her husband, Venom Vinny, was spotted at the bar with TRASH-tastic Jade in his lap. Although the pair has been longtime friends, she’s still not the type of woman that you should let hang on your husband! We’re just WAITING to see Querylon march herself into the Inn and yank Jade off Vinny’s lap by her hair. How fabulous would that be???

However, the cattiness didn’t come from Vinny’s wife but from another of his “lady friends”!!! Darling sauntered her way in and did NOT seem too pleased that Venom Vinny was getting attention from TRASH-tastic Jade as well as Lyren! In fact, she had several backhanded compliments for Jade. MEOW!

Antonio was overheard talking to CHARITY Jewell about a show she owes him in body paint and a smile …er what??? It certainly was the night of the playboy men!!! To make the night even more mind-blowing, this whole conversation was happening with CHARITY Jewell on Antonio’s lap!!! Now we know that Stephen is the dumb, trusting type but we have a feeling that even he won’t be thrilled with his wife’s antics this time around!

SMASHING Issy was spotted later in the night looking in definite need of a couple stiff drinks and a good night’s sleep! She was seen chatting with CHARITY Jewell but didn’t seem in the mood to talk of whatever was on her mind. We have a feeling it had to do with the mess of the night before…. but murder and mayhem certainly isn’t our area of expertise! We’ll leave that to SMASHING Issy!

We hear Lucien was in a spicy mood Friday night!!! He was overheard exchanging words with Veighn and keeping an eye on the lovely Taneth. We love him in protective mode!!! Too HAWT for words! After Veighn disappeared, Lucien was overheard chatting with SMASHING Issy, CHARITY Jewell, and Chryrie about his dislike for the man. It appears all were quite confused by Cieara’s relationship with the man and agreed that her father was NOT happy with the match!!!

Krazy Kitty was overheard in the Arena complaining that she hasn’t been able to nail down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt since the election! She seems to think that he’s not in town! WHAT??? Our sources have spotted him everywhere from the Outback to the Red Dragon Inn! Could the new gov be avoiding the old one???

Tony’s been seen in the Arena quite a bit over the weekend! He got a handful of duels in on Thursday and a couple more on Friday. Is he gearing up for the TDL playoffs or is he attempting to speed duel his way to Warlord to get a bid in the upcoming Warlord Tournament? Perhaps it’s none of the above! Tony was overheard asking HAWTIE Hodge to cheer for him and was seen chatting with her the night before. Maybe all the dueling is an attempt to impress the cute brunette!

HAWTIE Hodge spent her time cheering for Tony (as requested) and hanging out with Nova… but definitely seemed thrilled when Rix showed up to keep her company. Yuck. We’re still of the mindset that she’s waaaaay too good for him! However, she was overheard telling Rix that she’d like for him to take her shopping at DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s shop! Perhaps she’s getting the hang of dating a wealthy retired athlete! It’s all about the money, baby!

[Marc Franco]

February 24, 2008

Can’t Stand Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was fairly vacant Saturday night as most of the city’s wealthy, influential, and sociable were rubbing elbows in their finest duds at the Carnivale Masquerade Ball! However, there were a couple of the Inn’s regulars that weren’t feeling up to the party.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen looking FIERCE at the bar in the Inn Saturday night!!! We hear she was hamming it up and making herself pretty for the handful of eligible bachelors. We’re dyyyying to know what she does with them once she leaves with them. We believe there is some sort of sacrifice and eating of some organ to keep herself HAWT and young!!!

We hear that Luscious Lydia wasn’t up for the party either! Instead, she was seen in the Arena fine-tuning her skillz!!! You know, word on the street is that Big Britches Erin is the more talented of the two Stitch girls but Luscious Lydia is sure getting good awfully fast! She and G’naughty G’nort were being awfully chatty and flirty late into the night! They may act like they can’t stand each other but they’re sure seen together an AWFUL lot!!!

DoD-er Rena dropped by the party was spotted in both the Inn and the Arena later into the night looking a bit down in the dumps. We hear that she’s STILL depressed over being dumped. Geez, sister! Time to brush yourself off and move on already!!!

[Marc Franco]

February 25, 2008

Carnivale Masquerade Ball!

We hear that the Great Hall looked absolutely amazing for the Carnivale Masquerade Ball Saturday night! The room was elegantly decorated in purples and golds with mage lights in the shape of stars hanging from the ceiling to illuminate the dance floor! A string quartet was present to give the revelers some dancing music and should the dancers need nourishment there was plenty of rich food and spirit-filled drinks to be had!

We hear that the dashing Johnny started the night out by taking AJ for a spin around the dance floor. We hear she looked maiden-like in her white chiffon gown with extensive bead work on the bodice! Johnny didn’t stop with AJ whose later dances were reserved by her husband, The Bum Phillipe!!! Johnny was seen taking a turn on the dance floor with a number of lovely ladies. Who knew he was such a fantastic dancer???

With those blue curls there was no mistaking CHARITY Jewell! Her blue ball gown had a bustle that was a work of freaking art and the black lace that adorned the bodice and made up her gloves were HAWTNESS!!! We hear that Maeve in a serious mask native to her homeland was seen showing CHARITY Jewell some of the dances of where she is from. We HEART Maeve! Absolutely no inhibitions!

It seems that Querylon has not yet murdered her husband, Venom Vinny! The pair were seen together with Venom Vinny in a stately tux and his wife in a pure white dress that we hear is one of Koy’s wonderful creations. Funny how Vinny kept to himself and didn’t socialize with his normal pals! In fact, TRASH-tastic Jade had on a sexy black number with a silver half-mask but Venom Vinny didn’t even look her way!!!

It seems TRASH-tastic Jade’s man was too busy to make it but she had a date with a pink-clad Rhy who was without her man as well. Those boys better be careful. Crazy or not, you don’t let women that fine run around unattended!!! Jade and Rhy were also accompanied by a sweet young woman who we are told is named Sarah…. and she’s normal looking! Her strawberry blonde hair was swept up elegantly and she was draped in rich layers of a light green fabric. Where DID Jade and Rhy find this one??? She’s fabulous! We sure hope they don’t trash her out!

Kacey was also without her man but we’re not all that surprised. We definitely have a soft spot for him but he’s not exactly the ball going type! She was seen chatting with her friends between hiding her identity behind a mask covered in dramatic peacock feathers.

Doc Eva was also without a date which had us much more disappointed! Come on, Tucker! Step up your game! It was such a shame considering we know he would have been floored to see his crush in a slinky black and gold gown. We hear that Doc Eva wasn’t too thrilled either about Tucker not showing up and let it be known after a couple glasses of champagne. Doc Eva spent most of her time gossiping with DoD-er Rena who obviously had allowed her friends to dress her! Rena had lost her jeans for the evening for a majestic sparkling black, silver, and gold dress. Lovely!

Wolv didn’t seem to really get the idea of a masquerade ball as he was in full dress uniform. However, he looked quite regal in his own right. Thus, we must assume that the lovely woman he escorted in is his newest “lady friend”, Aly! Now she’s something too look at!!! And, man, does she know how to live it up!!! Her dress had to be the most elaborate of the evening. It was a gorgeous purple silk with some fabulous gold detailing that matched the theme of the night. He’s got to stick with this chick! She’s faaaaabulous!

Awesome Alain was seen by our sources trying to hide in a smart suit and a hunter mask. Yet, his limp from the mishap earlier in the week and the general manner in which he carries himself made it quite obvious who he was. He was overheard talking to Ren (who looked almost lady-like in a hot red number) about places to hide a gun when in a dress!!! Alain seemed quite the expert on the subject. We’d wonder if we weren’t absolutely positive that the reason he’s an expert on the subject is because he’s undressed so many gun-toting women in his day!

The new hottie around town, Adrienne, was truly the belle of the ball!!! She looked stunning in an fairy tale-esque green dress with a well-fitted bodice and a mask covered in leaves. A stranger named Owen took a moment to help fill her dance card but he was later seen macking on a lovely woman dressed in a fairy-like gown of varying shades of blue and sea green! For quite a while our sources could not identify the masked woman but soon she identified herself for us!!! It seems that the unknown kisser was none other than Warrior Fairy Trinala in her “big” form! That girl sure knows how to get her man!! And it seems that Mini-Frank Cor (who was not there for the dance) might still have a chance with the lovely Adrienne!

The former governor was still in a partying mood it seems! Krazy Kitty was unmistakable in HAWT red leather and was seen tipping back a couple drinks while chatting with the lovely Shy! We adore Shy and she looked super curvy in a fitted black lace bodice! Her golden mask of white feathers and black ostrich plums gave her such a regal air! Both of their dates showed a bit later into the night. Tass was present to make sure Krazy Kitty didn’t get too wild and Shy was accompanied by the soft-spoken Elijah.

Speaking of people that are unmistakable, the goooorgeous Wyh Not was spotted making an entrance and looking all sorts of fabulous! It seems that her recent scare is long behind her and she was making quite the scene in an elegant midnight blue dress trimmed with shimmering silver paired with a sexy silver mask!!! We hear she’s newly single too! MAJOR! She just became the hottest bachelorette on the market!

OMG! Potter Piper looked just beautiful in eye-catching gold! Pipes was ABSOLUTELY irresistible and we weren’t the only ones to think so evidently! Peredhil just couldn’t keep his eyes off of her and before the night was over the pair were seen intertwined on the dance floor and sharing sweet kisses!!! It’s about darn time, Perry and Pipes! This couple looked absolutely thrilled to finally give in to the obvious chemistry between them and we only wish that we had been there to see THAT moment.

Locke got all sorts of attention from the laaaadies! The hottest new tender was looking his usual smart, dashing self and has a sense of style that just seems to be an absolute magnet for pretty women. There was only one pretty woman that had his eye, though! He quickly dismissed the females that approached him to search out the one that has seemingly caught his eye — Atalanta! That’s one lucky girl!

On the subject of new young couples, Ethan was there looking quite mysterious in costume and made a beeline for the lovely Maeve! The usually cheerful, smooth Maeve seems to become such a mess in his presence! We’re starting to buy into the rumors that there is something going on between the pair. They took several spins around the dance floor and our sources tell us that they were seen leaving together! Too cute!

Wowza! Our sources report back to us that Eless was there looking her usual lovely self but WITHOUT Bad Boy Wil! It gets more shocking! She was seen having a very intimate conversation with her ex Connar! Now there have been rumors that Wil was talking about postponing the wedding. Could Eless now be having second thoughts as well???

…And now the awards go to:

Belle of the Ball: Adrienne. We love fresh faces and she’s the freshest around. Modeling agents? Look this girl up! Quick!

“What were they thinking?”: Baker. Big shock, huh? He was seen wearing a t-shirt and a “mask” that consisted of fake glasses, a fake nose, and a fake mustache while partaking in the free alcohol. And DoD-er Eve who was in her street clothes! Although, we HEART her, we can’t believe that she couldn’t have at least borrowed a gown from fellow DoD-er Koy for the evening.

Best Dress of the Night: Aly! Without a doubt! The girl obviously knows how to do a masquerade ball and do it right! For any other occasion the gobs of purple fabric, elaborate gold detailing, and insane purple mask would have looked ridiculous but it was PERFECT for a Carnivale Masquerade!

Simple Can Be HAWT Too: Atalanta. We’re used to the PAARRRTY Girl being absolutely insane but she looked stately in a black vintage number with gold elbow-length gloves. We love girls that can look good by scouring the vintage stores! Brownie points for Atalanta!

Most Handsome Couple: How can we not choose Perry and Pipes??? Her dress was amazing. He looked dapper. However, most importantly, they were both so thrilled to be there together that they were absolutely glowing all night!

What a fabulous event! We’re so thrilled to hear all the juicy gossip and only wish we were there in person to enjoy the festivities!

[Marc Franco]

February 25, 2008

What a Jerk of a Sunday!

Sunday started out a bit uncomfortable in the early evening hours in the Red Dragon Inn as SMASHING Issy introduced fellow Scath-Babe Trixie to Pirate Robert! The conversation was…. interesting to say the least and left SMASHING Issy in near tears from laughing so hard!!! The interaction definitely provided a decent amount of material for the next edition of “Overheard”!

It seems that Krazy Kitty and Taneth have FINALLY gone dress shopping!!! Krazy Kitty was overheard speaking with Head Pussy Panther and his lovely S’jira. It seems the former gov was attempting to hire S’jira to do some alterations and beadwork (as Taneth stated that there MUST be some sparkle) to the purchased garment. Could an announcement of a wedding date be fast approaching???

What in the world happened in the Inn last night between the new girl, Maeve, Chase, and Ethan??? We hear that Ethan’s night started with a pretty public argument with some girl who are sources tell us is named Caitlin over his relationship with Maeve. It seems that this Caitlin chick was unhappy with his inability to tell Maeve how he feels…. uh, why is that her business??? …So to prove how he felt about Maeve, Caitlin kissed him. WHAT?!?! We’re so confused already! But, wait! It gets worse. Ethan than made out in the middle of the Inn with this Caitlin girl for some unknown reason. Caitlin then slapped him because…. to be honest we don’t really know at this point…. and then Ethan laid a lip smacker on Chase who had just been kind of standing there watching the whole mess go down.

Chase and Ethan really started making out right there in the middle of the Inn and poor Maeve waltzed right in. Poor Maeve looked downright crushed when she spotted the pair going at it. WHAT A JERK!!! And Chase is absolutely no better. The pair left together to take their dirty deed elsewhere.

Thankfully, Potter Piper was there to distract her friend from the craziness! She busied Maeve by introducing her to the new Gov MAN-tastic Matt and the pair had some silly chatter with dear Peredhil. Maeve actually took it quite well. Not a single tear!!! Good for her!!! She deserves MUCH better!!!

DoD-er Rena was seen getting swept up into the arms of a man!!! Mystery guy Aaron seems to be back in town and seemed quite pleased to see his lady. These two are definitely on again. We’re not quite sure on this pairing, however. There’s something a wee bit off.

SUUUPER Des was on her own behind the bar Sunday night but that doesn’t mean that a drink order was missed! We don’t call her SUUUUPER Des for nothing, after all! She was overheard telling Doc Eva that her husband was busy with political matters so decided to stay at home with their wee daughter. So sweet!

Down in the Annex during Fight Night the topic of conversation early in the evening was over the rumored explosion at Mini-Frank Cor’s breakfast shop. According to Luscious Lydia there was no damage but none of those gathered had seen Cor since the incident!!! We sure hope the Mini-Franker is okay! Our sources tell us that the new little hottie Adrienne was a bit rattled by the news. Perhaps that attraction isn’t just on Mini-Frank Cor’s end!!!

Luscious Lydia was again seen in the presence of G’naughty G’nort laaaate into the evening! What is that girl thinking??? Perhaps Grem’s reappearance has her looking for a rebound guy! We’re not entirely sold on the idea that Luscious Lydia is silly enough to get involved with the married man who has QUITE the reputation. Stay smart, sister!