July 2007

[Marc Franco]

Monday, July 16

Girly Friday

It was a quiet Friday night around town but we were able to pick up a couple juicy tidbits for you!!!

Our sources spotted some brother/sister drama as a shaken looking Brian escorted Jewell out for a private discussion. We are just DYING to know what had calm, cool, and collected Brian looking as white as a ghost!!! Don't fret! Our sources WILL find out.

Alain was back at the bar having another flirty conversation with newcomer Hannah! Evidently Lassie Cassie's uncanny ability to sense when her man's talking to a hotter woman failed her because she was no where to be seen!!! Alain certainly appeared to be having a good time in Hannah's company. DOWN WITH LASSIE CASSIE!!!

Our sources AGAIN spotted Kitty in Darkmere's lap! This time, in fact, she had her tail wrapped around his waist! Chryrie was overheard earlier in the night stating that the Gov is going through a difficult time with the disappearance of Tass. Perhaps we can write off her snuggly, girly ways as just delayed shock???

[Marc Franco]

Monday, July 16

Minstrel Saturday

Saturday night in the Inn found Panther having a nasty confrontation with a mouthy young woman over whether or not his tenders count as employees or slaves. The argument erupted over S'jira -- the beautiful young thing that has been helping out in the Inn recently. Panther certainly has been paying the young lady a LOT of time and attention!!! We have a hard time believing that his attention is completely altruistic!!!

Secret couple Bad Boy Darren and DoD-er Rena were spotted hanging out in a booth together with Darren paying for their drinks. Sounds like a date to me!!!

Sugar certainly wasn't sitting around pining after her man!!! She and her twin were tending bar later into the evening and she wasn't ducking Darkmere's flirtations! In fact, the innocent little blonde ALMOST seemed to be flirting back!

Darkmere wasn't the only one giving Sugar a bit of attention as her alleged boyfriend looked on! Dakota not only had the nerve to walk into the Inn after dumping dear sweet Charlotte but was actually making eyes at the YOUNG blonde tender! He was checking into a room at the Inn. We bet home isn't exactly a comfortable place at this moment in time.

It was quite the low key night, especially for a Saturday evening in the Inn! But there were some highlights according to our sources. Kiema was one of those!!! The darling little minstrel is quite talented and had more than one or two people stopping in their tracks to listen to her play. LOVE HER!!!

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, July 17

A Pink Pegasus Sunday!!!

Late Night with Gavilean started a bit early on Sunday and included an appearance from one of our FAVORITE tenders SUUUUUPER Des!!! Des was dressed in her usual cowgirl gear -- a wide brimmed hat, a cleavage-baring vest, blue fringed miniskirt, and cowgirl boots. While it's certainly not "high fashion" we cannot make fun of SUUUUPER Des. After all, every super hero has a slightly left of normal costume!!!

An interesting character named Myra caught Gav's attention for a bit. He fed her ribs and she fed him some WACKY conversation!!! She came in with the dark-haired beauty Aegraine. The pair talked of the Spirit of the Rabid Raccoon and mentioned how honored she was that the spirit lived on her porch for a while. They also ruined the Gav's appetite by talking about Sparrow Feather Stew and of Sunday dinners where the main course was chicken beaks. Both seem like very pretty girls but.... just not quite right. LOVE them so far anyway, though!

Those two gnomes are so DARN CUTE!!! Down in the Inn's basement Annex Mel was taking on Cas in a ring. When the pair began talking of Mel's recent engagement, Gnim was grinning so much our sources were afraid his face would split in two!!! GNOME LOVE!!!

Our sources tell us that a grim looking Rory (which sounds odd for the peppy little thing to be looking grim!) was having a quiet discussion between calling matches with her husband Sartan. Could she have been scolding him for his drinking and gallivanting with the women of DoD??? We'll have to see if she can keep him away from that negative influence!!!

It seemed to be the evening of the CUTEST RhyDin has to offer in the Annex Sunday night!!! Uriko was there watching duels! Taneth showed to cheer her favorites on! And even the Rat-tastic Napoleon showed up to get in a duel or two! It was so much CUTE in one place that our sources feared grumpy caller Cicero might completely lose it!!!

We hear from our dear fellow reporter Tropicana (isn't she such a doll???) that there was a PINK pegasus named Gossip and NONE of you claimed it!!! Shame on you, my friends!!! Shame!!! You MUST know that the pegasus in question MUST be fast because who gets you your gossip news faster than your Gossip GangSTAR???

[Marc Franco]

Tuesday, July 17

A Spotted Monday!

We are now proud to present your TENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled --

SPOTTED:

- Bad Boy Darren telling Jade that he's "pretty" faithful to his girlfriend Sugar. That's what every girl likes to hear. Poor Sugar. Something tells me she will NOT be happy to hear that Jade was alllll over her man in the Outback.

- G'nort advising Kitty that if he had met her before he had met his wife Kaja, he would have probably married Kitty. Wow. Was Monday night the night of men saying things that their significant other's probably wouldn't appreciate them saying???

- FLAWLESS Koy telling SUUUPER Des that the invitations designed by her boutique are "to die for"! We're waiting on pins and needles for ours!!! Rumor on the street has this shindig going down in early August. It HAS to be the most fashionable wedding in the past decade!!! Soooo excited, people!!!

- Bad Boy Darren meeting Good Boy Cor in a ring for the Duel Master's DoF Qualifier. Darren told Cor that he was going to knock his teeth out and make them into a necklace for Spice, suggesting that Cor and the brunette twin are still together despite not being spotted in public together in a while. It looks like Darren and Cor will be meeting in the ring again. They are the two finalists in the Duel Master Tournament and will face off next week to see who will get an invitation into the tournament!

- Trash-tastic Jade was watching the tournament and dressed looking like they should be twirling around a stripper pole. She was calling herself a "cheerleader" but we just call her "classless". We have a feeling that she doesn't care, though. We've come to the conclusion that Jade doesn't really care what is said about her as long as we're talking about her.

- Elly making a list of the names of all the men in the Outback and checking it twice. Evidently she's trying to find out the top five hottest men in RhyDin. She was having quite a difficult time narrowing it down! So do we, Elly. So do we.

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, July 19

Damn Delicious Dakota Tuesday!

Oh, Lordy! Tuesday night found Kitty and Darkmere STILL going at it!!! We could of sworn this relationship had a shelf life of three days TOPS. While Darkmere had been flirting with a certain young, blonde tender over the weekend, he only had eyes for Kitty Tuesday night. She tossed him against the wall to engage in a very heated P.D.A. moment.

Damn Dakota for being darn sexy! His amazingly cute tail was spotted at the bar throwing back drinks. It really is too bad that he's such a ROYAL JERK!!! Seriously, how could ANYBODY leave beautiful Charlotte??? We're still in disbelief!

There was a briefly tense scene between Good Boy Cor and his rumored girlfriend Spice (the brunette twin tender) as she walked into the Outback to find him joking around with Bad Boy Darren. If you don't get the connection, Darren is the guy that's been running around on Spice's twin Sugar! Spice certainly did not seem happy to see Darren or to hear the jokes he was spitting out about her sister. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

FLAWLESS Koy and Man-tastic Matt were spotted later in the Outback all snuggled up together. It seems Matt's wised up a bit and realized what a classy broad he's got!!! It's about DAMN TIME!!!

[Marc Franco]

Friday, July 20

Impromptu Wedding Wednesday!

Brian and the Scath-babe Eddie were seen Wednesday night in the Inn chatting privately. They were clearly talking of Eddie's current romantic attachment but our sources failed to confirm the name of the man who's captured her attention. Eddie has been linked with sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden in the past. Is this young love still holding strong???

LOVE was certainly in the air! We HEART impromptu weddings!!! Oh, who are we kidding??? We love ALL weddings! The Gov Kitty conducted a brief service between Julie and Drakko! The patrons were quite pleased with the unplanned entertainment. There was the usual amount of sappiness that one would expect from such events but we find mushiness BORING so we will skip right over that. Nonetheless, we wish the happy little couple a heart CONGRATULATIONS!!! And to be nice we won't even take over/under bets on how long it'll last until next week (although, by that point they'll probably already be divorced and he'll be boinking a she-demon).

Lil' Miss Anger Management was up to her old tricks AGAIN!!! We usually HEART Jewell and her propensity for drama... but this time we were just left sad. She got into it with Anne for insulting Stephen. Stephen had some really inexcusable language for the woman. We are truly disappointed in his close mindedness. Le sigh!

We totally HEART the PiRATe Napoleon and were so excited to hear that he was calling a couple duels in the IFL Garden! Nappy was overheard hoping that the Chairman's wouldn't mind some sticky duel reports as he just couldn't resist honey and cheese! Such a cheap caller! It's no wonder Chris signed him up as a host!

After several public blow ups (for unknown reasons) FLAWLESS Koy and her fellow DoD-er SLUTTACIOUS Charlie seem to be back on speaking terms! The opposing assistant captain and captain were seen watching their teams duel one another and chatting about PJ's relationship with Charlie's brother Gavin.

[Marc Franco]

Friday, July 20

HAWTEST Male Commodity Thursday

Thursday night in the Inn started off rotten and left us almost as depressed as the hateful talk of Wednesday had left us. However, later in the evening, things certainly seemed to change for the better!

We cannot stand girls who play games!!! Do women like SMASHING Issy and her band of Scath-babes, FLAWLESS Koy, and the lovely Amthy not teach you ladies anything??? You don't have to play GAMES to catch a man!!! Le sigh. Kaspar (who we do enjoy so we'll just consider this a momentary lapse in judgement) was seen flirting with Darkmere to make Wolv jealous.

We've got a feeling that his new girl Kitty would not be amused by this. Our sources advise us that she did indeed state that she found the idea of men fighting over her "repulsive". Thus, our love for the Gov grows even deeper!!!

TUCKER! Tucker always makes an evening a bit brighter when he's behind the bar. And wouldn't you know it??? As soon as Tucker started his shift, the bar mysteriously fiiiiilled with good-looking women. He certainly is one of the HAWTEST male commodities in RhyDin at the moment! One in particular named Ariane with gorgeous auburn hair seemed particularly interested in the YUMMY tender! Taneth bounced in on her way down to the Arena and asked Ariane if she found Tucker cute. Ariane agreed that he was indeed "adorable". We like women with good taste! ....Being sweet to Taneth certainly doesn't hurt your stock in our book either!

Kiema, the cute little minstrel, helped bring the air of change! Her lovely little tunes were light-hearted and so much fun to listen to! What a talent!

Oh la la! Panther was spotted by our sources in an embrace with the dear little S'jira who was appearing quite anxious! We still aren't quite sure about this pair. We're not sure if it "works". What do YOU think???

Our sources are INSISTING that they overheard Stephen and Jewell announce to Hawk that Jewell is ALREADY expecting!!! She certainly appeared a bit under the weather Thursday night but there's no baby bump to be seen as of yet. We're certainly going to keep an eye on this one, however. Join us in our BABY BUMP WATCH!!!

Jewell was also spotted in the Iron Fists Garden earlier in the evening! She was overheard calling Tony a "cute punk". What is this fascination with the youngest Graziano boy??? The ladies certainly seem to LOOOOVE him!!!

[Marc Franco]

Saturday, July 21

Overheard Around Town

- "Me? No, I'm not the marrying kind. I'm the take them home and make them hot and sweaty kind." When The Gov Kitty was asked if she was the marrying kind. We totally HEART the kind of gal that Kitty is!

- "Eri should be back soon. She's sick or has the runs or something I guess." Niiiiice, Carley. Very nice.

- "Hey, Ken. Where's Barbie?" Maria during her IFL match to her dreamy opponent from Get Up, Mercury, Malibu. And then later on, "Tell Barbie I'm sorry Chris and Tony set fire to the dream house when I was eight."

- "It never ceases to amaze me that people can't pick up on Dude's Dueling for Dummies style." It's rare when Anubis is actually funny so we have to include it.

- "You might try PJ's *ahem* lower regions. I hear that place is the world's biggest lost and found." Jason unwisely said to Sartan (who is a huuuuge PJ protector) when Sartan mentioned he misplaced something. Like it or not, it's stiiiiill funny!

- "Everyone's so mean to G'nort! He's got a good heart! And means well!" Wait! What do you mean Uriko wasn't joking???

- "Monkey-buns, how could anyone resist thinking about you? Such lovely flank steaks!" Shriss evaluating Cor as a possible dinner.

- "What's up pussycat? Whoa whoa whoa whoa...." Baker, greeting one of the Inn's cat-women.

- "If anyone objects to this union, please keep your mouth shut or I will rip out your throat with my bare claws." Kitty conducting an impromptu wedding in the Inn.

"Well we now know that Bran most definitely, does NOT taste like chicken." Art was overheard being funny!

[Marc Franco]

Saturday, July 21

Overlord Challenge!

The Inn and the dueling venues have been short on special events this month. Everybody must be out having summer-y types of fun!!! We were excited to see a Overlord Challenge taking place in the Arena Thursday night!

The Baronness from Battlefield Park and Wrecking Crew member Maria Graziano was facing off against Overlord Cletus Ganderfald in a best of three match-up for the title and the right to reside at Overlord Island! Maria dueled with her husband Bode Bojangles (who made a rare appearance in the Arena) as her second and the Pimp-alicious Imp as her Imp of honor! Cletus was seconded by his brother (and a many-titled duelist himself) Magnus Eques and was dueling for the honor of his (rumored) pregnant wife Arane Nausikaa who was noticeably absent from the proceedings.

Quite the crowd gathered to watch the match which Imp called!

G'nort, baron of the Old Market District, showed up and made it clear that he would be renegade no matter who won. G'nort has a long-time standing (and at times violent) feud with Cletus over a number of issues and G'nort has not been on speaking terms with Maria since his current wife Kaja (who used to be a member of the Crew) left fiancee and WRC mega-hottie Tical for G'nort.

Karen who ALSO has long-time standing disagreement with both Cletus (who Karen has been accused of challenge-stalking for unknown reasons) and Maria (who has insulted Karen on a number of occasions for seemingly no reason). As Cletus took the win in three matches, Karen made it quite clear that she was planning on challenging as soon as the standings came out on Thursday.

Former baronness/overlord and current DoD-er Rena was spotted at the bar DRINKING! While it may sound odd that we were surprised to see a DoD girl drink, she's usually the sober one of the bunch! Rena was, of course, in the presence of her close "man-friend" Darren. As usual Darren was busy hitting on everything in a skirt.

Which included the Baronness of Dockside Jaycy! Bad Boy Darren was overheard telling Rena that he couldn't sleep the night before because Jaycy had gotten him all wound up with no release!!! And THEN went on to say that he had done the same to her the night prior to that!!! When is that cute little Sugar going to wise up and drop his tail!!! As for Jaycy??? Tsk, tsk, tsk. The girl is STILL a slut after all these years!!!

Even the Gov Kitty turned out for the challenge match but she didn't seem to really know why she was there. Maybe her people made her attend??? G'nort kept her amused through out and we bet if asked today what sort of match was happening, the HAWTIE Gov would have NO IDEA!!!

Tony Graziano showed up to cheer on his older sister (and get love from the womenfolk, of course) a bit late due to his IFL match!!! Taneth certainly seemed to like the kid as well!!! Tony took exception to being introduced as "Maria's brother"and when Taneth told him that it was because Maria is beautiful, Tony assured her that he is more beautiful than Maria. We HEART Tony!!!

Maria dominated in the beginning but slow and steady wins the race!!! Cletus pulled ahead in the second match and took the third solidly to defend his title once again. We guess that all those "performance enhancing supplements" doesn't help too much with endurance does it, Maria???

Congratulations to Cletus for continuing his record-setting FOURTH reign!!!

[Marc Franco]

Saturday, July 21

Man-Whore Friday!

Yours truly stopped by the Inn in the early hours of Friday night and were delighted to see some of our FAVORITE people!!!

Carley told us that she's been hired back at the Stitch!!! See, that's the POWER OF THE PEOPLE!!! You all protested and Lydia and Cute Single Erin were forced into action. Good luck to Carley! She's such a doll!!!

We also spotted the truly lovely Taneth! We just want to pinch her cute little cheeks!!! We talked to her for a bit about blogging and even let her push the buttons on our laptop. We're going to turn that little cutie into a gossip blogger yet! To top off the evening, she even gave us a hug!!! Awwww!

We informed the Gov Kitty that we were a bit freaked out by our sources' reports that she was necking and being cuddly with Darkmere. She EXCLUSIVELY advised us that the short relationship is kaput!!! Darkmere is no longer in the picture... at least not in that way.



Evidently our Evie's been away for too long because silly Baker is beginning to forget about her again. After we left Friday night, our sources saw him attempting to apply for the job of boyfriend/husband for one of the Scath-babes -- Phin. Evidently, Baker's looking to join MPS which, we are told, is some sort of support group for the men married/dating Scaths-babes! How can you not just HEART Baker??? Well, Phin certainly seemed to find a way. She declined his proposal.

Darren, Darren, Darren. Such a man-whore! Friday night's lady of choice? The Gov Kitty! He was trying to get her into a room at the Inn to see how many scratches he could take during sex before a doctor was needed!!! Our sources haven't even heard him mention Sugar in several days. Perhaps he's finally let the poor dear down gently.

We're not the only one questioning the Rena/Darren relationship!!! Topaz was overheard asking Rena about it in the Arena Friday night!!! Rena was quick to assure Topaz that she is indeed with Val. Our sources say that she was seen in the company of BOTH men later in the Inn. AWKWARD?!?!

Topaz didn't linger long on that subject. She went on to talk about how she's hoping that TDL starts a bit early this year!!! WE DO TOO!!! There's only a handful more weeks of IFL for the season. What will we do?!?!

Magnus, the Overlord's brother, was spotted in the Arena racking up the peer wins!!! Could he be looking to take a bite out of all these challenges that his brother has been getting lately by taking down one of the many renegade baronnesses?!?! Cletus sure doesn't seem to have a strong female following!

[Marc Franco]

Sunday, July 22

New Blood Saturday!

The drama started early Saturday!!! And that's EXACTLY how we like our weekends!!!

Early in the evening hours, our sources spotted Sera (of the "Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend" fame who dated Dameon and then moved on to Feilas) with Feilas! Feilas left her several months back and disappeared without a word for "work". Ladies, when a man says that he disappeared to work on a "project", the only question is whether or not it's a blonde, brunette, or redhead project!!!

Well, we know if there is one thing Sera does right, it's knowing how to cause a scene in a public place! And we LOVE her for it! With Feilas in tears and Sera up in arms, this relationship came to a stunning end. Ever see one of those videos made by the insurance institute where the car with crash dummies inside hits a brick wall??? Yeah, that's the way our sources described watching this one. You just COULDN'T look away!!!

Don't swear off relationships for too long, Sera. We're expecting another dramatic (AND public) break-up in another couple of months!!! Love you, girlfriend!

WE TOTALLY HEART Piper!!! She strolled into the Inn perfectly dressed for the evening in just a simple pink sundress that looked stunning against her dark hair and skin! That girl totally knows how to WORK it! Unfortunately, our sources spotted her popping some unknown pills. We really hope she isn't falling into that sort of behavior. Drugs are bad, people! She was also spotted reading our printed version! We love when our subjects are also fans!!!

Darkmere didn't waste long moving on from the Gov Kitty. He was back hitting on Wolv's girl Kaspar who he actually had in his lap!!! AND he was flirting with Sera who had come back a couple hours after her break-up to man hunt. We admit when we've made a mistake and we made a mistake. Darren is no where near a man-whore when compared to Darkmere. He certainly is the worst of the worst in that regard.

Our sources spotted Darren out and about quite a bit last night! He was seen at Duke's (which is a gay bar) but left rather quickly! And then he was seen at Captain Hammer's (made famous by their connection with TDL/IFL duelist Bode Bojangles) and then finally he ended his night in the Inn. And he was TRAAAASHED! It turns out he hasn't ended his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar. He was overheard saying that he'd have to take a shower before he crawled into bed with her so he didn't smell like booze. Le sigh.

The storied former Overlord Xenograg was spotted in the Inn's basement Arena having a pretty intense conversation with G'nort. It was clear that the General did not understand the Baron of the Old Market's feelings on the overlord title. G'nort is a many time baron but has no desire to hold the Overlord title. Xeno is evidently looking for new blood -- a young warlord looking to prove himself -- as Overlord. The two names that were mentioned? Felix and Bran. What an honor to be seen by Xeno as a strong candidate to make a good Overlord!!!

The DoD's SLUTTACIOUS Charlie was spotted in the Arena chatting with fellow DoD-er Rena about a truly AMAZING event that they want to hold!!! Charlie wants to convince G'nort and to have PJ convince Jake to have the Golden Ivy Tavern and the Red Orc Brewery to sponsor a night of free booze and DoD-style fun in the Inn to celebrate (or in Charlie's words "mourn") the ending of Koy's bachelorette status!!! No date has been thrown around as of yet but we're already getting excited about the drunken debauchery!!!

[Marc Franco]

Monday, July 23

Couple's Dance Sunday!

Sunday night in the Inn seemed to be the night of couples!

Evidently Sera and Darkmere have decided to heal their wounded hearts with one another!!! The pair were certainly flirting in the Inn and the left together!!! Maybe they were off for some raunchy fun??? Jade was seen smirking quite naughtily as the pair left. We wouldn't put her above trying to steal Darkmere away from Sera just for her own amusement. Sera better watch out for the Trash-tastic Jade.

Lydia was spotted out and about which seems to be rare these days! She and her man Grem were chatting at the bar. This pair is oh so serious! The green-haired rumored elf-hater had a brace on her knee. Maybe Carley kicked her for firing her?!?!?

The sexy Ewan was seen have a conversation with the adorable little minstrel Kiema! Their conversation seemed quite intense and very private!!! Could our dear Ewan have a thing for the little music maker??? How lovely would that be?!?!

The tall saucy redhead Jacq got into it with Panther and Kairee Sunday night at the bar. It seems that her personal belongings had been stolen from the room she'd been renting in the Inn! Jacq was quite livid and seemed to blame EFFORTLESS Kairee who she mistakenly took as the MAID!!! We're shocked that Kairee didn't pop her for that!

We are really starting to dislike Feilas! First he doesn't have the balls to break up with Sera and simply leaves her for two months! And then Sunday night, he made Kira CRY!!! Kira quickly left the Inn after he confronted her over some unknown slight and our sources tell us that there were tears in her beautiful eyes!!! We hope Dameon crawls out of whatever hole he's fallen into and lays into Feilas for that one!!!

The night ended on a high note, however!!! Gav made sure to bring SUUUUUPER Des in for this week's Late Night with Gav! Gav sure knows what the crowd wants to see -- his wife!

Speaking of husband and wife duos, Sartan was spotted down in the Dueling Annex on the couch as his wife Rory called her regular shift. Rory, it seems, has lost her tenuous grasp on reality and was pleasantly crazy Sunday night!!! She didn't even seem to know her own name half the time. In fact she offered to have sex with the first person that bought her a drink and there were a handful of takers... but Sartan QUICKLY put the end to that and escorted crazy Rory out before she could cause anymore fun.

The SLUTTACIOUS Jaycy showed up and was duly hit on by Man-Whore Darren. Jaycy advised him that she had a slew of hotter men to go home to. You know what? We don't doubt it. We bet that Jaycy uses her Dockside Barony Manor as storage facility to keep her harem of underwear models!!!

It seems that Darren's "antics" are not escaping notice. Cas did not seem happy with Darren's attention to Jaycy the Queen of Loose Sex (and, yes, we do realize that by calling her that we just made her wildly popular) who has been a close friend of his for many years!!! In fact, Cas seemed down right angry with the Man Whore!!! We feel a dueling feud brewing!!!

[Marc Franco]

Wednesday, July 25

A YUMMY Monday!

Action was a bit slow Monday night as most of the city's finest bar flies, celeberties, and duelists were gathered in the Outback to watch this cycle's Diamond Quest. However, our sources did see Den Mother Sexy Sid!!! We haven't seen her tending in aaaaages! It was FANTASTIC to see her luscious curves back in the Inn!

Lassie Cassie was following Alain around like the little lost puppy she is! Blah! At least the girl did some shopping, she was dressed in a cute black skirt suit. They were chatting about their good deeds. You know Alain is a classic "good guy" but we'd like Lassie Cassie much more as an evil villain. Lassie Cassie should go EVIL!!! She'd be fierce!!!

Lem was overheard on the Island discussing his desire to join Brig's "man-tourage" and seemed quite taken by the FANTASTIC Brig's yumminess! We are too!!! We will wipe the drool from your chin, Lem!!!

Topaz was also seen on the Island cuddled up with her man Lucien. Lucien's not seen much these days in the dueling venues but is PERFECT eye candy when he does come around!!! Lil Miss Lovely Topaz seemed quite happy in her man's presence!!!

[Marc Franco]

Thursday, July 26

Summer Diamond Quest!

As out last entry stated quite the crowd gathered to witness the Summer Diamond Quest in the Outback! As the 50th such event, some of Duel of Fists's most famed fighters came out to play and a fierce competition for the title was the result!

Vinny was playing nice for a change. Before the matches began, he sat with the loooovely Uriko to munch on a tub of popcorn she brought with her.

Charlie was spotted entering with G'nort and attempting to convince him to sponsor Koy's bachelorette party which appears is going to be held Sunday night!!! Taneth broke up their conversation which was quickly turning into an argument on the finer points of the deal. She brought her own brand of peppiness to the proceedings and seemed to be cheering on all the contestants!

S'jira was spotted in the Outback sitting and talking to Kitty about the event. Could Panther's newest love muffin be attempting to get more insight on the big pussy cat by visiting his old stomping grounds??? Kitty was sure to keep a careful eye on the young woman while she was visiting.

The SLUTTACIOUS Jaycy was back to doing what she does best -- dueling and hitting on married men. She's certainly the type of woman that makes our job interesting. We hear talk that she's into open relationships and free love. Niiiiiiiice!!! Jaycy certainly had the crowd on her side!!!

Rena was NOT in the presence of Darren for once! Bad Boy Darren was looking particularly bored sitting at the bar chatting up Good Boy Cor while Rena was spending time with her boy toy solider Val!!! In fact, she was actually seen engaging in a bit of P.D.A. and spotted sitting in his lap!!! Could Val have finally captured her attention from her former flame Darren???

The event came down to MAN-tastic Matt and RhyDin's sexiest father Kheldar to fight it out for the title. Both our many Many MANY time diamond holders so it was certainly no surprise!!! In the end, perhaps Matt's long absence from the rings got this best of him because Kheld earned himself the title of the Outback's 50th Diamond!!!!

Congratulations, Kheld!!!

....but next time make sure you bring your SLUTTACIOUS wife to cheer you on!!! Caedia's faaaabulous!

[Marc Franco]

Saturday, July 28

Un-DIVINE Dumping Tuesday!

Early Tuesday night found the lovely little flower Kira being hit on by a strange man. It appears her brothers have not been around enough because her suitors are becoming emboldened once more!!! Sera saved the sweet but totally shy little artist from the wannabe-suitor and the pair had a long conversation about Sera's current interest -- Darkmere. It's pretty clear that the pair have become quite hung-up on one another!!!

Our sources tell us that Ewan has been walking around with a cane after an accident several weeks back. Even a gimpy Ewan is SUPER HAWT, though!!! Lydia evidently stumbled into a stick situation by asking the DIVINE Storm what happened to her man. Storm informed Lydia that Ewan broke up with him. WHAT?!?! Are the men in this city complete morons?!?! That petite blonde is the absolute hottest of the hot!!! Poor Storm! Lydia jumped right in to offer her girlfriend services and reminded us why she's such a dear.

We totally HEART Elly!!! Her brand of trouble is soooooo much FUN!!! She was caught photographing some of RhyDin's HAWTEST and most colorful characters! We hear that Elly is raising money for a clinic that Kitty is opening by auctioning off such denizens as Lassie Cassie, SLUTTACIOUS Charlie, the dynamic duo of Baker and Evie, Head Pussy Cat Panther, Cute Single Erin, the DIVINE Storm, AND YOURS TRULY!!! That's right! You can purchase the wonderfulness that is the Gossip GangSTAR for twenty-four gloooorious hours! How exciting for you!

The evening degenerated into some DoD debauchery as one by one the ladies from the bad girl sorority strutted their stuff through the door! It turns out that the Koy, PJ, Rena, and Charlie had all gathered to induct Evie into the group by dosing her with champagne and dubbing her Captain Sassypants. After the ceremony was complete, talk amongst the ladies turned to the FLAWLESS Koy's upcoming nuptials. FLAWLESS Koy (with the help of Panther who agreed to cut PJ's bar tab by half!) convinced the ladies to wear DRESSES to her wedding. Now that's true love!

The Island's second sexiest mage Will Wulfson (the first being Brig of course) was spotted on the shore looking a bit weirded out by Topaz's baby daughter. He was overheard stating that he's not a big fan of babies. Russ, on the other hand, seemed like a complete natural with the toddler!!! Any woman out there looking for baby's daddy??? Russ is your man!!!