A PiRATe's Super Sekret Guide To Winning A Fists Brawl

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A PiRATe's Super Sekret Guide To Winning A Fists Brawl

1. Get on a team with people of much higher rank than you. Everyone else hates them more. Even your own teammates.

2. Never underestimate the power of surprise. Though sometimes the surprise is on you when you get caught in the crossfire or hit with collateral damage.

3. Take advantage of other people brawling. Sar-puppets are useful and loyal. Orcs are especially tall so you can climb up them to take flying leaps at your targets.

4. Be small. If you are smaller than everyone else, it makes it harder for them to find you. It is also much easier to sneak up on someone else, especially if they are already being beaten up on by a bigger person than you.

5. Be cute. If you are cute, no one wants to hit you. Also, if you are a cute animal, the RSPCA will protect you. Additionally, if you are a cute animal PiRATe, your shipmates will make everyone who hit you walk the plank. That means you, G.

6. Whenever possible, get people on the ground so you can look them in the eye or give them a whisker tickle on the face. They really like that.