Royal Pain 2016 Board

[JewellRavenlock]

"What did she mean there wasn't any room to post these fliers?" Jewell huffed as she approached the cork board.

Then she saw. And she laughed.

"Oh. Oops, guess there isn't room."

A few hours later saw two handymen hanging a new cork board next to the regular one.





((Should have made this clear from the start. The cork board idea was Eden's. She started it here and it's super brilliant.))

[JewellRavenlock]

Pains,

Aric and I are both fighting tomorrow (Friday) at 10pm. There will be cold Badsiders enough for everyone.. except maybe Kal because that guy drinks like a fish.

Rena is fighting on Monday night at 10pm.

Be there!

xoxo
Empress

[JewellRavenlock]

A new offer was going up over most of the Kal Cutout BOGO signs (apparently, most of the cutouts had sold out of stores yesterday afternoon and the only stock left was in the Outback).

It was also being circulated around town.

[JewellRavenlock]

Jewell gasped when she went to post this week's matches on the cork board and saw that someone had nailed all of her fliers together onto the board!

"Unbelievable! Some people just do not appreciate a good beard sale these days."

She tried to remove the stack of fliers, but they wouldn't budge. "I see how this is going to be."

Ten minutes, one knife from her garter belt holster, and a pile of shredded paper pieces on the floor later.. all that was left was the nail sticking out of the cork board. Jewell brushed her hands off, "There! Much better."

Then she posted the matches for the week:

DoM: Rena vs. Gren on Friday @ 9pm
DoS: Kal vs. Hope on Thursday @ 10pm
DoF: Matt vs. Kheld on Monday @ TBA

[Aric Delevingne]

I just wanted to write something on the board since my beard fliers are gone now.

My beard will not be cut like the fliers were!

[JewellRavenlock]

In preparation for Matt vs. Kheld tonight, these posters went up on the team cork board as well as all over the city:

[JewellRavenlock]

There was a new note under the Matt Backhand posters in Jewell's girlish, flowing handwriting:

This week is against the Misfits!

Jewell versus Andu Thursday @ 9pm
Kal versus Noah Sunday @ 10pm (maybe! they might fight tonight but Kal might be busy buying me an endless supply of Badsiders after I hit emerald)
Matt versus Squeekers Sunday @ 10pm


xoxo
Empress

[JewellRavenlock]

Ishmerai posted the following note in his lady's messy handwriting:

Too hungover from making emerald and celebrating. Will fight Andu on Sunday night instead.

xxoxo

Jewell

[JewellRavenlock]

Aric versus Krugie tonight!

Rena versus Arla Sunday!

And I finish the regular season against David on Monday.

Leave your vote below: Do I show up in gold body paint for my fight or save it for the finals?

[JewellRavenlock]

Ishmerai dutifully posted the following note:

Pains,

I think I may have gotten really drunk or one of our teammates slipped me something in my drink that's left me all confused (you all get one guess who it might be) because I don't remember setting up the Hydra play-off matches? But um.. they're here soooo hurrah? I guess.

Judging by these matches, it looks like we're fighting Hydra-Foils again. I guess the other two teams were eliminated? Not really sure..

Rena is fighting Eden in some epic magic duel on Saturday @ 10pm

Matt the God of All Simons is facing Hope on Saturday @ 10pm also

And if Kalamere lives long enough, he will fight Gren on Sunday @ 10pm

Lucky faerie kisses for everyone

xoxo

Empress