Hydra Application for Future Team Beat Down Members

[Seirichi]

Hi there, Seirichi here. It's come to my attention that it's been publicly announced that TEAM BEAT DOWN won the 2012 Hydra Tournament.

First off I'd like to say: I won't say I called it, but I called it. AGAIN.

Secondly I'd like to say that we're now accepting applications for Beat Down Team A and B for the next possible - if you kid's aren't that scarred from losing this one - Hydra tournament.

It's either join us or have Xanth carry you next year. Your choice.

Application
Name:
Rank in DoS / DoF / DoM*:
Is your name Rachael Douglas?:
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
If you replied with yes, please throw out your application. Or send it in, Harris and I need a laugh.

Are you under the age of 13?
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
If you replied with yes, please go to the nearest street and run in it because it's obvious your parents aren't watching / taking care of you.

ARE YOU GOOD? <------- IMPORTANT!!!
[ ] YES
[ ] NO

Really?
[ ] YES
[ ] I'm Rachael
If you replied with "I'm Rachael" please see "Is your name Rachael Douglas?"

Are you willing to be in Mur's shadow the whole competition if he joins Beat Down again since he's so much better than you?
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] My name is Jacen and I'll be challenging him again soon! JUST YOU WAIT! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!

Is Candy Hart is QTpie dollbaby?
[ ] : )
[ ] : (
[ ] I'd hit it.
There is no wrong answer to this.

Are you a raging lesbian?
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
If you replied with yes, sorry - we already have a raging lesbian on our team.

Is your name Jake Thrash?
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
If you answered no.. don't be ashamed, you're just not that awesome yet.

Essay Assignment. In 500 words or more please explain WHY you would be the perfect member for TEAM BEAT DOWN A or B Squad.

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* = Joking. DoM is for nerds