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What's your reason for approving the bounty?

Poll ended at Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:08 pm

Because we're scared of losing, Seirichi
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Because we can't beat your team normally, Seirichi
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Because I'm on Rachael's team and we need all the help we can get, Seirichi
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Because I'm Xanth, AKA "THE ONLY VALID REASON"
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Total votes: 5
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I personally find ALL of this hilarious.

Why, you ask?

It's very simple.

As far as attempts to get under my skin goes, that was...well, simply pathetic. See, I don't do things for position (Son and Heir of Hades pretty much tops it all, unless of course your name is Jesus Christ), or titles (see above), or fame (already got that), or even bragging rights.

I do it for one reason, and one reason only:


FUN.

Now, I know what some of you are going to say: that's what a loser says.

Well, bite me.

That's why I gathered up a group of friends (and Chythraul) to participate in this little funtastic time.

Now, as for you, Screechbat, I have a few things to say.

1. Shut up. No, really. You got that rockin' bod and that huge rack, but as soon as you open your mouth, it's completely negated. Your voice should be used in trauma studies.

2. You're...seriously...going to say I need to 'get good'? Dog on my not making Mage for a year and brag about the accomplishments of your 'maid'? As I recall, your chief accomplishment on the Isle is gaining the Air tower, and then not being able to handle the title or the sport and begging someone to take it from you. Not only that, but you won it from Rachael, whom - though she's a friend - is right on the line of being predictable, once you do a bit of observation. And to add to that, as I recall, after you won your Tower, you didn't show up to duel in Magic again until you were basically forced to under threat of being stripped of your title. And then, to top it all off, you whined about how you didn't want it and literally begged someone to come and take it from you.

Oh, and about your 'maid' - isn't this the same person that held the Fire tower, then abandoned it? The one who got bored as a Baron and challenged for the Overlord spot, and then once she got beaten stomped out of the Arena in a huff and declared herself done with her title? The very same one that won her Opal, then dropped it and ran like a little girl before she actually claimed it?

It's not about what you can win. It's not even about if you can keep it. Hold the title with the honor and respect it's due while you have it. Otherwise, don't bother to challenge. I haven't even held a title and I know that.

3. Yes, yes, yes, I started dueling in the sport over a year ago. Unfortunately, for half of that time, I was sort of LOCKED IN HELL, and therefore was unable to do much. Before you and your alligator mouth get going, you should get the whole story.

4. Don't care about AMT. Don't care about the Fire Tower or my loss in challenging for it. Honestly, Screechbat, are you all about the past? Let it goooo. Get over it already.

5. I can talk smack about ANYONE and ANYTHING I want. Why? Because NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6. Challenged. Will I win? Maybe, maybe not. Mur's a drunken old fart, but he's not without talent.

Oh, and by the way, before I lost to him in the AMT, I'd beaten Mur three times (which is three more times than he'd managed to beat me). So that's a 75% win-to-loss ratio against the same opponent, in TWO sports. Apparently, you haven't been keeping up.

Oh, and there's one other thing. I've heard it whispered somewhere that I got to my rank by challenging lesser duelers and amassing wins that way to get myself some leverage, and therefore I have no 'real' talent.

If that's true, then how is it that I have successfully beaten (with three exceptions) EVERY person currently holding the title of Mage or Mage Emeritus, and the Archmage as well?

That's a lack of talent there.

Yeah, I've got an ego, and a mouth to match it. Not only that, I'm not afraid to use either one. And I'm not afraid to put my money where my mouth is.

So I tell you what, Screechbat. Walk your big ol' mouth down to the Isle tonight and step into the ring with me. We'll have ourselves a little go-around, and if you win, feel free to talk your trash all you want - I'll never say another word about it, ever. I'll even be sure to say 'you're right' every time I'm in earshot while you're doing it.

If I win, you shut your pie-hole and apologize to each and every person on my team - individually - for talking bad about them. Publicly. On your radio show.

Except me, that is.

I won't need your apology.

I'll have already had a piece of your ***.
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With Wicked Intent wrote: Oh, and by the way, before I lost to him in the AMT, I'd beaten Mur three times (which is three more times than he'd managed to beat me). So that's a 75% win-to-loss ratio against the same opponent, in TWO sports. Apparently, you haven't been keeping up.
I'm amazed you've kept track of your record against me. Makes me feel super-important.
So I tell you what, Screechbat. Walk your big ol' mouth down to the Isle tonight and step into the ring with me. We'll have ourselves a little go-around, and if you win, feel free to talk your trash all you want - I'll never say another word about it, ever. I'll even be sure to say 'you're right' every time I'm in earshot while you're doing it.

If I win, you shut your pie-hole and apologize to each and every person on my team - individually - for talking bad about them. Publicly. On your radio show.
Sei that's a pretty cool bet.
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I'll even go one better.

We'll make this a best-of-three-matches bet, one in each sport - Magic, Fists, and Swords. Best two out of three wins it.

That way you have a chance.
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With Wicked Intent wrote:Not only that, but you won it from Rachael, whom - though she's a friend - is right on the line of being predictable, once you do a bit of observation.
You're a hero. The hero Forces of Nature needs but does not want to allow to carry them.

I can't pick fun at you anymore. This is too much of a golden moment for me. I'm going to sit here and bask in its glory for the next few hours.

As for stepping on the isle and fighting you? What's the point? I've already proven that I could smack the lip-twitches out of their resident mentally challenged Watch member. That was my whole reason for even going on the isle. To prove that I could step in and snag a title. I just had to lose to two GOOD Keepers before finally playing school-ground bully and knocking Rachael "line of being predictable" Douglas in the sand.

Wouldn't that be like me asking you to make rank in fists and fight me?

Don't worry, there's no need to bring up being `scared`. I'll be the first to admit that I'd probably lose to you in Magic. It isn't my best sport and I find it terribly boring to even stand in those rings and sling so-called `Spells`. Here, I'll make it simple. I SUCK AT MAGIC. But also asking me to apologize to your team if I lose? Apologize for what? Everything that's been stated here is facts.

1: Rachael is Terrible
2: Siofra and you carried / are still carrying your team. Are you not going to admit to this? It's right there, black and white, on the Hydra list. By the way don't add Rachaels bonus from the Beat Down Bounty, that doesn't count in the least. Performance wise, it's still you and Siofra who've shown the most effort.
3: Who is Eregor?
4: Rhiannon should fight more instead of watching the kid
5: Why is that kid on the team?

Keep trash talking. There's nothing wrong with it. But it'd be even better if you had the Keeper of Water title under your belt. You and Mur go at it, have a fun time, but I expect to see your name in the histories once it's over. If that happens? I'll apologize to *YOU* and only *YOU*. But it'll only be about calling you terribad at Magic since that would be the only thing proven wrong.

PS. Who's Hades and what's a Jesus Christ?
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Also who keeps voting for the Rachael choice? I've only done it once.
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Fight more? I accomplished something no one of you ever have before. I got G'nort to try out his first duel in Magic. How long has he been dueling and never tried it? There things in life that are far more important that sports stats.

As my mother is fond of saying, Seirichi, sucking is not always a bad thing.

Oh, and Hades is my uncle. Never met the other guy, though. At least not in this lifetime.

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Rhiannon Brock wrote:Fight more? I accomplished something no one of you ever have before. I got G'nort to try out his first duel in Magic. How long has he been dueling and never tried it? There things in life that are far more important that sports stats.
Hey now. Don't go bringing me into this. Also, it wasn't my first ever magic duel. Maybe my first ever in like 12-14 years, but I'd dueled it before. Looooong ago.

Just a public service announcement and all that.

Btw: No offense to Seirichi, but she doesn't do it for me. She might be smoking hot to some of you guys and all, but I don't think she's that attractive. I understand that others may think she's attractive, I'm just not one of them.

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G wrote:Btw: No offense to Seirichi, but she doesn't do it for me. She might be smoking hot to some of you guys and all, but I don't think she's that attractive. I understand that others may think she's attractive, I'm just not one of them.
Because you have a smoking hot girlfriend. Can I borrow her for a day? She dresses well. I need more gal-pals to help me create a suitable feminine wardrobe.
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Seirichi wrote:Because you have a smoking hot girlfriend. Can I borrow her for a day? She dresses well. I need more gal-pals to help me create a suitable feminine wardrobe.
Well, you'd have to ask her if you can borrow her to work on your.. well.. fashion sense. I certainly can't answer for her. But I wouldn't be surprised if she took you up on the offer. What woman doesn't like shopping? Plus, she might take it as a challenge to make you more feminine.

Good luck!

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G wrote:
Rhiannon Brock wrote:Fight more? I accomplished something no one of you ever have before. I got G'nort to try out his first duel in Magic. How long has he been dueling and never tried it? There things in life that are far more important that sports stats.
Hey now. Don't go bringing me into this. Also, it wasn't my first ever magic duel. Maybe my first ever in like 12-14 years, but I'd dueled it before. Looooong ago.
G'nort, G'nort, unless someone else signed your name to previous posts, you brought yourself into this. A dozen years ago, huh? I don't think that's what you said the other night. Well, welcome back.

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Rhiannon Brock wrote:
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Rhiannon Brock wrote:Fight more? I accomplished something no one of you ever have before. I got G'nort to try out his first duel in Magic. How long has he been dueling and never tried it? There things in life that are far more important that sports stats.
Hey now. Don't go bringing me into this. Also, it wasn't my first ever magic duel. Maybe my first ever in like 12-14 years, but I'd dueled it before. Looooong ago.
G'nort, G'nort, unless someone else signed your name to previous posts, you brought yourself into this. A dozen years ago, huh? I don't think that's what you said the other night. Well, welcome back.

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My previous messages weren't really bringing myself into this, as much as it was expressing that I didn't know there was a bounty, mentioning unarmed and then later armed combat, and then saying my team wasn't doing any bragging.

I never brought myself into a discussion on magic! As to what I said the other night, I don't even remember. But also, remember, I told my first, second and third wives I'd be married to them forever. That didn't exactly work out, did it?

And since I might have did that one or two duel in magic long before you were born, it's okay. I tried to see if there were earlier standings, but I can't seem to see any that far back. Only about 8 years.

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First off I'd like to say: BOUNTY IS OVER.

Second? Even though Mur beat the kid, I still feel the need to apologize to Jacen. "But Seirichi, what's the point? Are you seriously admitting you were wrong?" Don't worry - life as you know it hasn't ended. Jacen, good show out there tonight. Here's hoping that the next person you challenge -- which should be that Dragon Earth Keeper who hasn't done squat for your team, will be a win for you. Because, you know what? That challenge of yours had more flair than anything Rachael has done in her whole dueling life. So - seriously. I apologize. Keep doing what you do.

Also, I'd like it publicly noted: Fio was adorable tonight.
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Hey guys. Mur defended. Twice.

Just thought you'd like to know... oh, and he waived grace again. <3

650 and rising. Is it time to throw in the towel? Less than three weeks left.

By the way. I'd like to make another public congratulations to Vincent for his defense against Rachael; and I'd also like to add that I called it.

It was math. Simple math.

Rachael + Tournament + Getting Carried = WIN

Rachael + Challenge + Vinny = LOSE

Less than three weeks. I'd like to see some hustle in your attempts at gaining second place. Because that's all you other teams are going to get. Not even the Talon tournament or Warlord Tournament is going to save you. By the way, I'm going to lose to Tass in the ShadoWeaver challenge. Going to call it right now.

I called Mur defending. I called Rachael losing. I called Xanth winning the Archmage tournament. I called Beat Down getting first and winning, and we're obviously going to do that. I'm on fire right now and it's a little scary that I could possibly be psychic.

Wait. It was all just math.

See you kids later. Peace!
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One week left and I'd like to say Sylus should of implemented a mercy rule because if it hasn't been obvious to you before, it should be now.

Beat Down is going to win.

But I understand why he'd like to see it to the end. The battle for second place is still going on and even I would like to see something happen. Will Crew somehow pull enough wins to take second place? Or will CrushBob finally go beast mode with Matt grinding a heel into his fallen foes?

By the way, you all should visit the Imperial Grand Rhy'Din Hotel and Casino. I'm currently writing this while getting massaged by the most adorable looking Asian guy. Wait. I think it's a guy. Hold on, let me ask. Okay. It's a guy. I asked him to whip it out for proof but he sort of blushed and said I should take his word for it.

Anyway, back to Hydra. I'll be listing the highlights of this tournament and don't worry -- I won't flood it with Beat Down victories because that would take way too long to write.

Gwen Minx vs Ticallion Carter
Team: CREW
Don't get me wrong. Gwen is like the little sister I wish I had. I would of liked seeing her win but I have to get props to Tical for snagging the victory. Tical was a powerhouse the first part of Hydra and looked pretty unstoppable throughout most of the tournament when he came around. If I wasn't in love with Maria, I'd grab him for myself.

Ellisa Morgan vs Chris Graziano
Team: CREW
All good things must come to an end. Ellisa was the only Overlord I really paid attention to. When I found out the Asian Delight known as Aya held it before her, I flipped. There were other Overlords before Ellisa? Either way, I didn't expect much from Chris. The guy just doesn't look like the type who'd get off the couch long enough to pull up his pants, grab his bat, and waddle on down to the Arena to beat down the Overlord and take the spot for himself. Holy f*ck was I wrong.

Myria Graziano vs The Diamond Quest
Team: CREW
I wanted Crew to win. If this wasn't obvious enough I suggest you read the posting of Rachael-Carrier Shadow in response to my TRUTHFUL article in Ringside Rewind. The proof is right there. I'm happy that I was one of the few that helped pave way for the Grazianos victory in the Diamond Quest. It's only right that a strong woman took the Diamond from me.

Kheldar vs Jake Thrash
Team: CREW
The only challenger to Team Beat Down who snagged a victory. Now before you bring it up; Yes - Tass defended ShadoWeaver against me. That's true, but Kheldar was the only one during this whole tournament who was able to TAKE a title away from my team outside of a tournament. That should be enough to show how much of a beast he is.

Maria Graziano vs WHENEVER SHE FELT LIKE SHOWING UP
Team: CREW
Maria should of been awarded 10 points for just showing up whenever she wanted. I suggest all of you thank her right now for gracing you with her presence.

By the way, our wedding is set for December. RSVP now or you wont get a chance to choose between chicken or fish.

Riley Lo vs The Talon Tournament
Team: ADORABLENESS. Scratch that, I'm making her an honorary member of TEAM BEAT DOWN.
Also known as "The only reason I'm even showing up to this tournament now." Sorry, but the Talon tournament ( at least to me ) is known for its yawn inducing roster of people who can't seem to break past swordsman - aka "like Rachael Douglas since all she does is sit around and make messes that her poor team can't clean up". The only reason I even took notice of it last cycle was because Mur decided to derank from Warlord to show all of you how it's done. By the way, I lost first round to Myria that night and PJ sat in my lap the rest. Do you know how good she smells? Reap is a very lucky man.

I'm very interested in seeing how Riley fights during this tournament. I'll be paying attention to her every move -- which will most likely be her lower half and around the backside area. If I was a man I'd seriously have her be the mother of my strong children. No lie. I ran this plan past the guy giving me this massage and he agreed with his silence.

That's it.
Everything else that happened during Hydra didn't matter. Take my word for it.
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