Stew Loose in the Sewers!

[The Stew]

On Wednesday evening, an explosive event in the kitchen of the Red Dragon Inn resulted in the Stew being splattered everywhere. While most of the vile concoction was cleaned and returned to the big pot to be resealed, it is believed that several large globules of Stew escaped through the drainage pipe into RhyDin's sewers.

In other news, a skeleton stripped bare of all flesh, but still dressed in a clown suit with a red nose, was found half-protruding from a sewer drain in Old Market. Officials are trying to determine where there was a clown in the sewers to begin with.

To date, there is no evidence of any connection between these two events.

- RhyDin Post, Friday, September 13, 2019