One Liners

[Ebon Ilnaren]

It may be cheating, posting my own, but since it got plenty of laughs in the Green Room....

alphafire11/19/2020
Out of nowhere The dying scream of a woman is heard from the inn
Ebon Ilnaren11/19/2020
He looked up at the scream. "Ah! It must be Thursday."

[Sylista Ravenwood]

Salvador in Red Dragon Inn - 2020/12/02

Please hold. He was still puzzling through one of my more intimate companions in reference to Anubis.

[Partly Cloudy]

Thursday, 3 December 2020 in IFL Garden:

Partly Cloudy (9:01 PM): All this screaming. It must’ve been Thursday again.

Ebon Ilnaren (10:30 PM): He nodded to Jack as they passed one another. Noting the blood, he raised an eyebrow. “Thursday, is it?”

[Delahada]

From the Green Room 12/4:

Speechless Today at 9:49 PM
Salem Transit Lines: For when you don't mind being swallowed whole by an eldritch abomination to get where you're going!

[Partly Cloudy]

Saturday, 5 December 2020, in the Streets of Rhydin:

Ebon Ilnaren (11:28 PM): “It could be worse, Mist. It could be Thursday and bloody murder.”

[Sylista Ravenwood]

Rhys Germain in Winter Wonderland at 8:05 PM (2020-12-09)
"Gods, I'm fighting the dancing baby from the pre-dawn internet." Ooga-chaka!

[BardGallant]

Runt 12/13 at 12:02 AM
Once clear of the doors, Runt stood to his full height, avoiding chandeliers like a tall wizard in a hobbit hole. And made a bee-line for the buffet.

[Pharlen]

Gatito, Dec 16, 2020

On Turkish Coffee...

"I see why you make this for Koyan. It tastes like him.” He probably didn’t mean that the way it sounded.

[Sylista Ravenwood]

In the Green Room:

Gengar Today (2020/12/16) at 11:29 PM
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO DETERMINE MY MOVESET

[Delahada]

On and about Trivia Night:

David Gorrian Batten 12/17 at 8:57 PM
"Oh! If they get answer the wrong they are removed from existence?" To Amaris with seriousnesss.

[Kira Adia]

In the Lobby

Alexia Longbow on 12/30/2020 at 2:01 AM CST

“I'll stick to cow tongue and cactus, thank you.”

[Delahada]

Tenball 1/9/2021 at 10:13 PM
"I am technically genderless but use masculine pronouns because I rolled a die and it came up as a 3."

[Anya de la Rose]

Tenball 1/9/21 @ 11:33 PM in the RDI

"I float corrected."

After being corrected on WoW trivia.

[Sylista Ravenwood]

9:36 PM MST - 2021/01/09 in RDI
Mairead Harker:
A towel was flying across the room for clean up on Aisle Gatito.

[Mairead Harker]

Skid Today at 9:26 PM
"What's up, Buttslammer?" Yuzu's jump was all the greeting he required.